Cygnus Posted January 6, 2005 Share Posted January 6, 2005 Beer Quotes Jack Handy. Sometimes when I reflect back on all the beer I drink I feel ashamed. Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the brewery and all their hopes and dreams. If I didn't drink beer, they may be out of work and their dreams would be shattered. Then I say to myself, "Is it better that I drink this beer and let their dreams come true than be selfish and worry about my liver?" William Butler Yeats. The problem with some people is that when they aren't drunk, they're sober. Henny Youngman, When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. Stephen Wright. 24 hours in a day. 24 beers in a case. Coincidence? Dave Barry. Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza. Dean Martin. You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on. Anonymous. Beer: because one doesn't solve the world's problems over white wine. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drumnut Posted January 6, 2005 Share Posted January 6, 2005 QUOTE (Cygnus @ Jan 5 2005, 07:59 PM) Henny Youngman, When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. I like this one!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Posted January 6, 2005 Share Posted January 6, 2005 Homer Simpson. "Mmmmm...beeeer!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alsgalpal Posted January 6, 2005 Share Posted January 6, 2005 Dean Martin. You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on. That was me last night!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GhostGirl Posted January 6, 2005 Share Posted January 6, 2005 http://www.wunderkraut.com/art/duffman.gif Ooooo yeah! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jack Aubrey Posted January 6, 2005 Share Posted January 6, 2005 'Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.' -Benjamin Franklin. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cygnus Posted January 6, 2005 Author Share Posted January 6, 2005 "I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, That's as good as they're going to feel all day." Frank Sinatra Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cygnus Posted January 6, 2005 Author Share Posted January 6, 2005 'Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.' Ernest Hemingway Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cygnus Posted January 6, 2005 Author Share Posted January 6, 2005 You can't be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline - it helps if you have some kind of a football team, or some nuclear weapons, but at the very least you need a beer. Frank Zappa Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cygnus Posted January 6, 2005 Author Share Posted January 6, 2005 He was a wise man who invented beer. Plato Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Test4VitalSigns Posted January 11, 2005 Share Posted January 11, 2005 QUOTE (Drumnut @ Jan 5 2005, 11:10 PM) QUOTE (Cygnus @ Jan 5 2005, 07:59 PM) Henny Youngman, When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. I like this one!!! So do I! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slacker Posted January 11, 2005 Share Posted January 11, 2005 The reason i drink is because i hate being the same @sshole all day.. thats just me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sark Posted January 14, 2005 Share Posted January 14, 2005 Just remember.... Beer after liquor, just going to get sicker! (or is it the other way around?) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GhostGirl Posted January 14, 2005 Share Posted January 14, 2005 QUOTE (Sark @ Jan 14 2005, 07:27 AM) Just remember.... Beer after liquor, just going to get sicker! (or is it the other way around?) I always heard: "Beer before liquor makes you sicker, liquor before beer, never fear." No matter...it's all LIES!!! Lies, I tell you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Digital Man Posted January 14, 2005 Share Posted January 14, 2005 QUOTE (GhostGirl @ Jan 14 2005, 07:09 AM) QUOTE (Sark @ Jan 14 2005, 07:27 AM) Just remember.... Beer after liquor, just going to get sicker! (or is it the other way around?) I always heard: "Beer before liquor makes you sicker, liquor before beer, never fear." No matter...it's all LIES!!! Lies, I tell you. What if you drink them at the same time? I like to sip my Patron & have a beer to sip with it. So which came first the booze or the beer? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GhostGirl Posted January 14, 2005 Share Posted January 14, 2005 QUOTE (Digital Man @ Jan 14 2005, 11:59 AM) QUOTE (GhostGirl @ Jan 14 2005, 07:09 AM) QUOTE (Sark @ Jan 14 2005, 07:27 AM) Just remember.... Beer after liquor, just going to get sicker! (or is it the other way around?) I always heard: "Beer before liquor makes you sicker, liquor before beer, never fear." No matter...it's all LIES!!! Lies, I tell you. What if you drink them at the same time? I like to sip my Patron & have a beer to sip with it. So which came first the booze or the beer? You're fine as long as you take a sip of the Patron FIRST, then the beer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alsgalpal Posted January 14, 2005 Share Posted January 14, 2005 Uh, I hate to point this out, but I am easily confusable. Isn't beer after liquor and liquor before beer the same thing??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Digital Man Posted January 14, 2005 Share Posted January 14, 2005 QUOTE (GhostGirl @ Jan 14 2005, 10:12 AM) QUOTE (Digital Man @ Jan 14 2005, 11:59 AM) QUOTE (GhostGirl @ Jan 14 2005, 07:09 AM) QUOTE (Sark @ Jan 14 2005, 07:27 AM) Just remember.... Beer after liquor, just going to get sicker! (or is it the other way around?) I always heard: "Beer before liquor makes you sicker, liquor before beer, never fear." No matter...it's all LIES!!! Lies, I tell you. What if you drink them at the same time? I like to sip my Patron & have a beer to sip with it. So which came first the booze or the beer? You're fine as long as you take a sip of the Patron FIRST, then the beer. That must be it then. You ALWAYS sip the Patron first so as to have a clean palate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GhostGirl Posted January 14, 2005 Share Posted January 14, 2005 QUOTE (Alsgalpal @ Jan 14 2005, 12:20 PM) Uh, I hate to point this out, but I am easily confusable. Isn't beer after liquor and liquor before beer the same thing??? You're right...apparently *I* am the confused one. I fixed it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cygnus Posted January 14, 2005 Author Share Posted January 14, 2005 QUOTE (GhostGirl @ Jan 14 2005, 02:32 PM) QUOTE (Alsgalpal @ Jan 14 2005, 12:20 PM) Uh, I hate to point this out, but I am easily confusable. Isn't beer after liquor and liquor before beer the same thing??? You're right...apparently *I* am the confused one. I fixed it. I believe it goes Beer after whiskey, very risky; Whiskey after beer, never fear Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cygnus Posted January 14, 2005 Author Share Posted January 14, 2005 24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence? Stephen Wright Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cygnus Posted January 14, 2005 Author Share Posted January 14, 2005 The problem with some people is that when they aren't drunk they're sober. --William Butler Yeats Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Cygnus Posted January 14, 2005 Author Share Posted January 14, 2005 Cliff Clavin said : "When a lion kills the weakest gazelle in the herd, it makes the herd stronger and faster as a unit...alcohol kills the weakest brain cells, thereby making the brain a faster and more efficient machine...that's why you feel smarter after a few beers." --Max McGee, tight end, green bay packers in 1960's on ideal team mates. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slaine mac Roth Posted January 14, 2005 Share Posted January 14, 2005 Here are a few pearls of wisdom from my sister: 'I have alcoholic constipation - I can't pass a pub.' 'I have a drink problem - the pub shuts at 12, my mouth stays open to three.' 'I have a drink problem - I have two hands and one mouth.' 'Why is lager like making love in a punt - they're both f******g near water.' and finally, there is the classic conversation between Winston Churchill and Nancy Astor. ASTOR: 'Winston, you're drunk.' CHURCHILL: 'And you're ugly but tomorrow I'll be sober.' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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