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Latest NOAA map:

 

http://www.nhc.noaa.gov/ftp/graphics/AT06/refresh/AL0604W5%2BGIF/311513W5.gif

 

BSG is right in the path, anyone else looking down the barrel?

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Here we go again! ohmy.gif sad.gif wacko.gif Twenty years I've lived in Central Florida with hardly a glancing blow from hurricanes, and now twice within 3 weeks!! We were overdue!

 

Looks like I'm right exactly at the 2 AM Sunday "H" on Jack's map. And look how SLOWWWWWWLY this thing is moving as compared to Charley. More time to churn up activity, and cause damage. Fun fun fun (until your Frances takes the T-bird away!)

 

BTW, I hope I don't need to remind any of our Southeastern U.S. friends how quickly a storm can change direction, like Charley did.

 

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v411/bsg2112/bsg2112/francesprojectedpath.jpg

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QUOTE (BSG @ Sep 1 2004, 09:59 AM)
Here we go again! ohmy.gif sad.gif wacko.gif Twenty years I've lived in Central Florida with hardly a glancing blow from hurricanes, and now twice within 3 weeks!! We were overdue!

Looks like I'm right exactly at the 2 AM Sunday "H" on Jack's map. And look how SLOWWWWWWLY this thing is moving as compared to Charley. More time to churn up activity, and cause damage. Fun fun fun (until your Frances takes the T-bird away!)

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v411/bsg2112/bsg2112/francesprojectedpath.jpg

BSG, if you want to get out of Dodge, feel free to come to jacksonville and stay with us.

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QUOTE (Snowdog @ Sep 1 2004, 10:05 AM)
BSG, if you want to get out of Dodge, feel free to come to jacksonville and stay with us.

Thanks, Snowdog! But for one, I can't help but remember all the folks who got out of Tampa for Charley, by coming to Orlando, straight into the path of the storm. laugh.gif Besides, I'm helping my brother in Tampa move this weekend. That should be relatively safe from Frances. (I should know better than to tempt the deity with a statement like that.) wacko.gif

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QUOTE (BSG @ Sep 1 2004, 10:10 AM)
QUOTE (Snowdog @ Sep 1 2004, 10:05 AM)
BSG, if you want to get out of Dodge, feel free to come to jacksonville and stay with us.

Thanks, Snowdog! But for one, I can't help but remember all the folks who got out of Tampa for Charley, by coming to Orlando, straight into the path of the storm. laugh.gif Besides, I'm helping my brother in Tampa move this weekend. That should be relatively safe from Frances. (I should know better than to tempt the deity with a statement like that.) wacko.gif

Sounds like you've got the bases covered. The offer stands in case things change. But then again, the path could change (again) and head for J'ville.

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QUOTE (Snowdog @ Sep 1 2004, 10:05 AM)
QUOTE (BSG @ Sep 1 2004, 09:59 AM)
Here we go again!  ohmy.gif  sad.gif  wacko.gif  Twenty years I've lived in Central Florida with hardly a glancing blow from hurricanes, and now twice within 3 weeks!! We were overdue!

Looks like I'm right exactly at the 2 AM Sunday "H" on Jack's map. And look how SLOWWWWWWLY this thing is moving as compared to Charley. More time to churn up activity, and cause damage. Fun fun fun (until your Frances takes the T-bird away!)

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v411/bsg2112/bsg2112/francesprojectedpath.jpg

BSG, if you want to get out of Dodge, feel free to come to jacksonville and stay with us.

This is the heart of a Rush fan. You are too cool to offer that, man. 100% Class. smile.gif

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QUOTE (RushRevisited @ Sep 1 2004, 11:12 AM)
This is the heart of a Rush fan. You are too cool to offer that, man. 100% Class. smile.gif

RR, conservatives don't have hearts, just ask Indy

rofl3.gif rofl3.gif rofl3.gif rofl3.gif

 

(only kidding Indy)

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Yeah, I'd also like to say that if anyone wants to come and stay here I can recommend some good hotels.

 

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QUOTE (Snowdog @ Sep 1 2004, 11:25 AM)
QUOTE (RushRevisited @ Sep 1 2004, 11:12 AM)
This is the heart of a Rush fan.  You are too cool to offer that, man.  100% Class.  smile.gif

RR, conservatives don't have hearts, just ask Indy

rofl3.gif rofl3.gif rofl3.gif rofl3.gif

 

(only kidding Indy)

I am the world's only living heart donor.

 

 

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QUOTE (neilpeart_gal @ Sep 1 2004, 12:01 PM)
What category storm is Frances now?

I can't believe how active the hurricane/tropical storm season has been so far!!!

Category four. Max. sustained winds: 140 mph.

 

 

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ADVICE ON HURRICANES

 

With hurricane season at its peak and we are watching the weather people point to some radar blob named Frances, we can make two basic meteorological points:

 

(1) There is no need to panic.

 

(2) We could all be killed.

 

Yes, hurricane season is an exciting time to be in Florida. If you're new to the area, you're probably wondering what you need to do to prepare for the possibility that we'll get hit by "the big one." Based on our experiences, we recommend that you follow this simple three-step hurricane preparedness plan:

 

STEP 1. Buy enough food and bottled water to last your family for at least three days.

 

STEP 2. Put these supplies into your car.

 

STEP 3. Drive to Ohio and remain there until Halloween.

 

Unfortunately, statistics show that most people will not follow this sensible plan. Most people will foolishly stay here in Florida.

 

We'll start with one of the most important hurricane preparedness items:

 

HURRICANE INSURANCE:

 

If you own a home, you must have hurricane insurance. Fortunately, this insurance is cheap and easy to get, as long as your home meets two basic requirements:

 

(1) It is reasonably well-built, and

 

(2) It is located in Ohio.

 

Unfortunately, if your home is located in Florida, or any other area that might actually be hit by a hurricane, most insurance companies would prefer not to sell you hurricane insurance, because then they might be required to pay YOU money, and that is certainly not why they got into the insurance business in the first place. So you'll have to scrounge around for an insurance company, which will charge you an annual premium roughly equal to the replacement value of your house. At any moment, this company can drop you like used dental floss.

 

Since Hurricane George, I have had an estimated 27 different home-insurance companies. This week, I'm covered by the Bob and Big Stan Insurance Company, under a policy which states that, in addition to my premium, Bob and Big Stan are entitled, on demand, to my kidneys.

 

SHUTTERS:

 

Your house should have hurricane shutters on all the windows, all the doors, and -- if it's a major hurricane -- all the toilets. There are several types of shutters, with advantages and disadvantages:

 

Plywood Shutters: The advantage is that, because you make them yourself, they're cheap. The disadvantage is that, because you make them yourself, they will fall off.

 

Sheet-Metal Shutters: The advantage is that these work well, once you get them all up. The disadvantage is that once you get them all up, your hands will be useless bleeding stumps, and it will be December.

 

Roll-Down Shutters: The advantages are that they're very easy to use, and will definitely protect your house. The disadvantage is that you will have to sell your house to pay for them.

 

Hurricane-Proof Windows: These are the newest wrinkle in hurricane protection. They look like ordinary windows, but they can withstand hurricane winds! You can be sure of this, because the salesman says so. He lives in Ohio.

 

HURRICANE PROOFING YOUR PROPERTY:

 

As the hurricane approaches, check your yard for movable objects like barbecue grills, planters, patio furniture, visiting relatives, etc. You should, as a precaution, throw these items into your swimming pool (if you don't have a swimming pool, you should have one built immediately). Otherwise, the hurricane winds will turn these objects into deadly missiles.

 

EVACUATION ROUTE:

 

If you live in a low-lying area, you should have an evacuation route planned out. (To determine whether you live in a low-lying area, look at your driver's license; if it says "Florida," you live in a low-lying area).

 

The purpose of having an evacuation route is to avoid being trapped in your home when a major storm hits. Instead, you will be trapped in a gigantic traffic jam several miles from your home, along with two hundred thousand other evacuees. So, as a bonus, you will not be lonely.

 

HURRICANE SUPPLIES:

 

If you don't evacuate, you will need a mess of supplies. Do not buy them now! Florida tradition requires that you wait until the last possible minute, then go to the supermarket and get into vicious fights with strangers over who gets the last can of SPAM.

 

In addition to food and water, you will need the following supplies:

 

23 flashlights and at least $167 worth of batteries that won't work or will be the wrong size for the flashlights.

 

Bleach. (No, I don't know what the bleach is for. NOBODY knows what the bleach is for, but it's traditional, so GET some!)

 

A 55-gallon drum of underarm deodorant.

 

A big knife that you can strap to your leg. (This will be useless in a hurricane, but it looks cool.)

 

A large quantity of raw chicken to placate the alligators. (Ask anybody who went through a hurricane; after the hurricane, there WILL be irate alligators.)

 

$35,000 in cash or diamonds so that, after the hurricane passes, you can buy a generator from a man with no discernible teeth.

 

Of course these are just basic precautions. As the hurricane draws near, it is vitally important that you keep abreast of the situation by turning on your television and watching TV reporters in rain slickers stand right next to the ocean and tell you over and over how vitally important it is for everybody to stay away from the ocean.

 

Good luck, and remember: It's great living in Paradise. biggrin.gif

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QUOTE (BSG @ Sep 1 2004, 10:10 AM)
I'm helping my brother in Tampa move this weekend. That should be relatively safe from Frances.

Dude, THIS storm is MASSIVE. It is not gonna take out a small area. I saw a comparison to Andrew and this one is MUCH MUCH larger as far as outward miles with heavy winds.

 

If the projected path stays true, the entire peninsula will be screwed.

http://www.forumpictureprocessor.com/pictureprocessor/images/hurricanefrances.jpg

 

The red is Hurricane force winds (notice it is wider than the state)...the blue is Tropical Storm force winds.

 

This one has me worried bigtime. PREPARE NOW!

This is a VERY dangerous hurricane and projected to get stronger when it slows down later today.

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QUOTE (SCREAM @ Sep 1 2004, 01:54 PM)
QUOTE (BSG @ Sep 1 2004, 10:10 AM)
I'm helping my brother in Tampa move this weekend. That should be relatively safe from Frances.

Dude, THIS storm is MASSIVE. It is not gonna take out a small area. I saw a comparison to Andrew and this one is MUCH MUCH larger as far as outward miles with heavy winds.

 

If the projected path stays true, the entire peninsula will be screwed.

http://www.forumpictureprocessor.com/pictureprocessor/images/hurricanefrances.jpg

 

The red is Hurricane force winds (notice it is wider than the state)...the blue is Tropical Storm force winds.

 

This one has me worried bigtime. PREPARE NOW!

This is a VERY dangerous hurricane and projected to get stronger when it slows down later today.

You're right Scream! The only safe place seems to be Ohio. sad.gif

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I am not running from this one yet..........

if anyone read my Charlie thread you will understand!!!!

it looks like it will intersect with charlies path somewhere in the middle of the state.

i would hate to be there.

Those poor people are still without power water a/c roofs etc......

I think i will be safe here in tampa bay.

 

if anyone makes the last minute decision to run like i did for charlie. forget about the hotel rooms....they will be sold out!!!! i have a sofabed i will gladly share with a rush fan. just bring the party supplies cool10.gif lol........

 

we could watch it on the news!

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QUOTE (Tide Pools @ Sep 1 2004, 07:08 PM)
I am not running from this one yet..........
if anyone read my Charlie thread you will understand!!!!
it looks like it will intersect with charlies path somewhere in the middle of the state.
i would hate to be there.
Those poor people are still without power water a/c roofs etc......
I think i will be safe here in tampa bay.

if anyone makes the last minute decision to run like i did for charlie. forget about the hotel rooms....they will be sold out!!!! i have a sofabed i will gladly share with a rush fan. just bring the party supplies cool10.gif lol........

we could watch it on the news!

Be safe Tide Pools. I have a standing invite for all Forum members in the path of the storm to come to Jacksonville and spend some time with my brood. However, looking at the paths, Jacksonville is on the edge of the hurricane force winds, so if it slides a little to the east.... confused13.gif

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QUOTE (GhostGirl @ Sep 1 2004, 03:53 PM)
QUOTE (Jack Aubrey @ Sep 1 2004, 10:34 AM)

I am the world's only living heart donor.

I love that movie....

 

(I'm assuming it's from the movie I'm thinking of? smile.gif )

Well, there was a similar line in the movie 'Sabrina'.

 

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QUOTE (Snowdog @ Sep 1 2004, 06:13 PM)
QUOTE (Tide Pools @ Sep 1 2004, 07:08 PM)
I am not running from this one yet..........
if anyone read my Charlie thread you will understand!!!!
it looks like it will intersect with charlies path somewhere in the middle of the state.
i would hate to be there.
Those poor people are still without power water a/c roofs etc......
I think i will be safe here in tampa bay.

if anyone makes the last minute decision to run like i did for charlie. forget about the hotel rooms....they will be sold out!!!! i have a sofabed i will gladly share with a rush fan. just bring the party supplies cool10.gif lol........

we could watch it on the news!

Be safe Tide Pools. I have a standing invite for all Forum members in the path of the storm to come to Jacksonville and spend some time with my brood. However, looking at the paths, Jacksonville is on the edge of the hurricane force winds, so if it slides a little to the east.... confused13.gif

well.......if you need to run west,

i am in tampa bay.....

running from charlie sucked ass!!!

i ended up never finding a room......staying awake 24 hours, and driving in a big 400 mile circle.

 

I have an available sofabed and plenty of rush boots and "D" BATTERYS!!!

 

By the way........those things were worth their weight in gold 3 weeks ago!!!

 

If anyone decides to run west!!!!!!!!.....email me a cell # for directions

 

 

TP

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I was planning on going to KY this weekend, I know it wont get directly hit but It may get a lot of rain and storms from it. I probably should wait and see what happens before I travel.

 

Good luck Fla, stay safe!!!!

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