Guest NoDeity Posted March 26, 2007 Share Posted March 26, 2007 I expect that all or most of us have done stupid things while drunk. But what is the best thing you've ever done when you'd been drinking? For me, it's a song I wrote called "Northern Sky". I live in the northern half of British Columbia. For about nine months, I lived "down south" in a suburb of Vancouver. One rainy January night (Rain in January? That just ain't right!), I was missing my northern home and I was alone in the house with my guitar and a bottle of vodka. I made good use of both and one of the best songs I've ever written was the result. If I get around to recording a version of it that I like well enough to share, I'll post the link in this thread. Meanwhile, what's the best thing you ever did while drunk? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
steelcaressed Posted March 27, 2007 Share Posted March 27, 2007 (edited) Conceived two babies...w/ one shot! Of course, I can't take all the credit. The wifey had a bit to do w/ it as well. She was the bartender that night after all. Edited March 27, 2007 by steelcaressed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weakly Criminal Posted April 3, 2007 Share Posted April 3, 2007 ^ Only one shot? Oh well, you were drunk after all! My best drunk experience is similar, I seduced a VERY hot neighbor as a teenager who had not long had his first car. Wild Turkey and wild times! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
steelcaressed Posted April 3, 2007 Share Posted April 3, 2007 QUOTE (Weakly Criminal @ Apr 2 2007, 09:26 PM) ^ Only one shot? Oh well, you were drunk after all! My best drunk experience is similar, I seduced a VERY hot neighbor as a teenager who had not long had his first car. Wild Turkey and wild times! Yeah, only one. I'm not as young as I used to be. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dread Pirate Robert Posted April 3, 2007 Share Posted April 3, 2007 Don't know what the single "best" thing I've ever done while intoxicated is, but I do have a habit of giving out lots of money to street beggars when I am intoxicated, much more so than when I am sober. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weakly Criminal Posted April 4, 2007 Share Posted April 4, 2007 ^ Hey, wait! That's actually a good deed DPR. You trying to make us feel bad or something? Actually, I'm a happy drunk too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
barney_rebel Posted April 4, 2007 Share Posted April 4, 2007 Met my wife. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-D-RocK- Posted April 11, 2007 Share Posted April 11, 2007 Jesus....I can't remember...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest NoDeity Posted April 12, 2007 Share Posted April 12, 2007 QUOTE (-D-RocK- @ Apr 11 2007, 01:10 PM) Jesus....I can't remember...... Funniest answer so far. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mustard Death Posted April 13, 2007 Share Posted April 13, 2007 QUOTE (NoDeity @ Apr 11 2007, 09:15 PM) QUOTE (-D-RocK- @ Apr 11 2007, 01:10 PM) Jesus....I can't remember...... Funniest answer so far. Truest answer so far. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GeddyLeeFender Posted May 10, 2007 Share Posted May 10, 2007 Overweight Women. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest NoDeity Posted May 10, 2007 Share Posted May 10, 2007 Oh man. That's the best? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drumnut Posted May 10, 2007 Share Posted May 10, 2007 QUOTE (GeddyLeeFender @ May 9 2007, 08:00 PM)Overweight Women. They should place a warning on the side of the bottle for this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hatchetaxe&saw Posted May 31, 2007 Share Posted May 31, 2007 Met the wife. God, I was off my head. Normally I can't string 2 sentences when it comes to talking to the laydees, but I was Captain Erudite that night. 6 years and a baby later........ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
steelcaressed Posted May 31, 2007 Share Posted May 31, 2007 QUOTE (Hatchetaxe&saw @ May 31 2007, 07:16 AM) Met the wife. God, I was off my head. Normally I can't string 2 sentences when it comes to talking to the laydees, but I was Captain Erudite that night. 6 years and a baby later........ "Captain Erudite!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
metaldad Posted June 27, 2007 Share Posted June 27, 2007 i STILL do it, i get drunk, go on ticketmasters web site and order tix to all the rush shows in my area[also the allman brothers] i cant help it. its a very bad[$$$$] habit. my wife LOVES me for it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Rygar Posted June 28, 2007 Share Posted June 28, 2007 I'd have to say buying my new guitar and a new bass! I broke a part on my much loved ESP guitar the other day, while changing the strings. Much rage ensued and I tore into some vodka while watching the S&A DVD. Well, I got all pumped up and said screw it and bought a whole new guitar. When I sobered up and woke up, I was so glad I had done it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alsgalpal Posted June 30, 2007 Share Posted June 30, 2007 The best thing I do when I'm drunk is laugh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Connorguitarist Posted July 2, 2007 Share Posted July 2, 2007 the best thing i ever done while drunk was had a food fight in my buddys house and then later on lit off fountains (fireworks) in the basement that was fun let me tell u, well cleaning up wasnt lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoenataArctica Posted July 25, 2007 Share Posted July 25, 2007 i dont remember this, but i guess at a hotel party, there was a girl there i extremely disliked, and i guess i stood up, pointed straight at her and said "YOU ARE THE SPAWN OF THE DEVIL!!!!!" really loudly Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patty Posted July 26, 2007 Share Posted July 26, 2007 The best thing I did while drunk was purchase a front row ticket to the Seattle show. It cost me a small fortune, but was worth every penny! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ancient Ways Posted August 11, 2007 Share Posted August 11, 2007 QUOTE (Alsgalpal @ Jun 30 2007, 11:05 AM) The best thing I do when I'm drunk is laugh. Ya, I'm definitely a laugher. I also will spend money on nearly anything. My wife can tell how much I drink when I'm with the boys based on how much crap I bought while I was out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
softfilter Posted August 12, 2007 Share Posted August 12, 2007 Made it home .... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ya_Big_Tree Posted August 13, 2007 Share Posted August 13, 2007 I actually think I say some pretty profound things when I'm drunk. The problem is that I never remember what I said. I really should bring along a voice recorder when I go a boozin'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mazyyz Posted August 22, 2007 Share Posted August 22, 2007 I was driving home from a party/barbecue. I stopped at a Dunkin' Donuts before I went home. Then on my way home a cop stopped me because I ran a "red" and asked me if I had been drinking. I said yes. He asked me to step out of the car. I then offered him my donuts and told him to accept them as a peace offering but to please let me go. He took them and sent me on my way home. True story. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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