thesweetscience Posted August 22, 2007 Share Posted August 22, 2007 QUOTE (mazyyz @ Aug 22 2007, 08:43 AM) I was driving home from a party/barbecue. I stopped at a Dunkin' Donuts before I went home. Then on my way home a cop stopped me because I ran a "red" and asked me if I had been drinking. I said yes. He asked me to step out of the car. I then offered him my donuts and told him to accept them as a peace offering but to please let me go. He took them and sent me on my way home. True story. Works every time! 2 things that are always in my glove box, fresh donuts and Grey Poupon mustard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-D-RocK- Posted August 26, 2007 Share Posted August 26, 2007 During a drunken game of one-upmanship, I once snorted a line of ants up through a straw. True story. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mazyyz Posted August 28, 2007 Share Posted August 28, 2007 QUOTE (-D-RocK- @ Aug 26 2007, 04:55 PM) During a drunken game of one-upmanship, I once snorted a line of ants up through a straw. True story. Wow, ants. Your like the dude from Better Off Dead (also played Booger in Revenge of the Nerds) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
steelcaressed Posted August 28, 2007 Share Posted August 28, 2007 Ozzy and Nicki Sixx (Motley Crue) as well. I bet that was a killer headache. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheRocinanteKid Posted October 16, 2007 Share Posted October 16, 2007 On my 18th birthday I drunk way over my limit and on the Supertram on the way home I started feeling really sick. Managed to hold it until one of the stops and the conductor let me lean out of the doors and vomit. Was only funny afterwards though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xredsectorx Posted October 16, 2007 Share Posted October 16, 2007 after my highschool graduation, we went to my friends farm house. after getting really drunk, i proceeded to go upstairs and tear the door off one of the closets. with alot of encouragement from my friends, i placed the door at the top of the stairs, which are very steep might add, stood on it like a skateboard and "road" it down the stairs. all was going well untill i hit the wall at the end of the stairs which caused the door to break in half and then hit me right in the nose. after my friends were done laughing at me, they came down to see if i was ok and to tell me what happened cause i wasn't really sure. thank goodness i was drunk, cause i didn't feel a thing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OBaterista! Posted October 18, 2007 Share Posted October 18, 2007 touched grave digger. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ancient Ways Posted October 21, 2007 Share Posted October 21, 2007 QUOTE (TheRocinanteKid @ Oct 16 2007, 07:25 AM) On my 18th birthday I drunk way over my limit and on the Supertram on the way home I started feeling really sick. Managed to hold it until one of the stops and the conductor let me lean out of the doors and vomit. Was only funny afterwards though. Reminds me of a party I attended when I was 16. It was at the Hyatt in downtown Tampa (a group od seniors rented the room) and on the way out I hurled into the trashcan next to the elevator right in front of a cop. He looked at me and said "That's why the drinking age is 18 (it was at the time, I'm )." Unfortunately, I then decided to drive home and was lucky that no one was hurt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J0N Posted November 16, 2007 Share Posted November 16, 2007 (edited) Worst is when I hadn't eaten all day (making excuses) had a little bit to much and was sick over my girlfriends leg while mkaing out with her ;| No-ones ever lived that one down $: best.. er not to sure about that one :$ Edited November 16, 2007 by J0N Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frankie7 Posted November 16, 2007 Share Posted November 16, 2007 We're supposed to remember the things we do while drunk???? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mandalorian Hunter Posted December 19, 2007 Share Posted December 19, 2007 QUOTE (Frankie7 @ Nov 16 2007, 07:45 PM) We're supposed to remember the things we do while drunk???? I was thinking the same thing! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
izzy Posted December 20, 2007 Share Posted December 20, 2007 The best thing I do when I get drunk is get high... like right now... and many other nights. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J0N Posted December 20, 2007 Share Posted December 20, 2007 QUOTE (izzy @ Dec 20 2007, 04:18 AM) The best thing I do when I get drunk is get high... like right now... and many other nights. ^^ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheRocinanteKid Posted January 1, 2008 Share Posted January 1, 2008 One time I had to push my drunken friend by the shoulders across Sheffield City Centre (About 2 miles) to get to another bar we wanted to go in... In some of the worst rain of the year! All the others we were with had ran ahead and left me to shove him around. We got to the entrance of the place and the bouncer took one look at us stood there soaking wet through and said "He's not coming in, he's f*cked!" So then we had to go alllllll the way back to the other side of town to get some pizza to sort him out because I didn't want him vomiting from alcohol and nothing else in the stomach in the taxi on the way home. You might think that sucked but I loved every minute of it. We even had time to stop and play some Led Zeppelin on a random busker's guitar on the way. Fun times. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BestIKenster Posted January 7, 2008 Share Posted January 7, 2008 (edited) Played 1 hole of golf naked at the Casadaga Country Club in Western New York while going to college. The whole course was on a hill. Oh and I birdied ,too! Spring 1990. Thanks especially to Labatts beer smuggled through the Canadian border in a 78 Caprice! Presently, me ex-college roommate is currently guarding that same peace bridge from terrorists. Karma. Canadian beer was stronger than American beer in the 80's. Still is. Edited January 7, 2008 by fromundacheeze Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ancient Ways Posted January 8, 2008 Share Posted January 8, 2008 QUOTE (fromundacheeze @ Jan 7 2008, 12:18 AM) Played 1 hole of golf naked at the Casadaga Country Club in Western New York while going to college. The whole course was on a hill. Oh and I birdied ,too! Did you use the normal putter or the one you were born with? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joanneeeeee Posted January 13, 2008 Share Posted January 13, 2008 Got a tat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Mojo Risin' Posted January 13, 2008 Share Posted January 13, 2008 I'm fairly shy around new people, except when I'm drunk. So being social, and the occasional woman. Oh oh oh and once, I went to the casino on a whim even though I shouldn't have, won 200 playing Omaha Hi-Lo, took 50 of that to the craps table and turned it into around 300 more. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tupelobarchetta Posted January 14, 2008 Share Posted January 14, 2008 (edited) Late one night, my friends and I visited the gravesite of William Faulkner in Oxford, Mississippi. We sat around the site drinking even more and telling Faulkner ghost stories. Then, about 2 a.m., we rode out to his home - Rowan Oak - to chase those ghosts around the darkened grounds. I was so full of booze, I took a nice long piss off the front porch. I truly believe ole Bill Faulkner was there in spirit, just like he did years ago, relieving himself of the whiskey he used to slam down before writing. Edited January 14, 2008 by tupelobarchetta Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ancient Ways Posted January 16, 2008 Share Posted January 16, 2008 QUOTE (Mr. Mojo Risin' @ Jan 13 2008, 02:03 PM) I'm fairly shy around new people, except when I'm drunk. So being social, and the occasional woman. Oh oh oh and once, I went to the casino on a whim even though I shouldn't have, won 200 playing Omaha Hi-Lo, took 50 of that to the craps table and turned it into around 300 more. you're occasionally a woman? how does that work? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Mojo Risin' Posted January 16, 2008 Share Posted January 16, 2008 QUOTE (Ancient Ways @ Jan 15 2008, 05:56 PM) QUOTE (Mr. Mojo Risin' @ Jan 13 2008, 02:03 PM) I'm fairly shy around new people, except when I'm drunk. So being social, and the occasional woman. Oh oh oh and once, I went to the casino on a whim even though I shouldn't have, won 200 playing Omaha Hi-Lo, took 50 of that to the craps table and turned it into around 300 more. you're occasionally a woman? how does that work? Add "bagging" before "the occasional woman." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
condemned2bfree Posted January 18, 2008 Share Posted January 18, 2008 (edited) I swear this story is true! - Many years back me and my mates went out to a few pubs and then on to a rock club. On the way to the rock club we found a huge piece of ice Anyway I sat on it and my friend pushed me along towards the night club- which is down a slight hill. He pushed me so fast I shot straight past the club. It was just great I told another friend inside (who was not there) and he said wouldn't it be great if they looped the film on the t.v. inside, as they had security cameras outside filming Edit: it wasn't the best thing I have done while drunk, but it was damn fun. Edited January 18, 2008 by condemned2bfree Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VaporTrails04 Posted January 20, 2008 Share Posted January 20, 2008 haha, sang kareoke with a friend of mine....Under pressure by queen and bowie...it was amazing...ly bad. nothing like a 21 year old kid trying from the midwest trying to reach that high falsetto just like ol freddie..oh dear. we rocked it though Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheRocinanteKid Posted January 31, 2008 Share Posted January 31, 2008 QUOTE (VaporTrails04 @ Jan 21 2008, 12:49 AM) haha, sang kareoke with a friend of mine....Under pressure by queen and bowie...it was amazing...ly bad. nothing like a 21 year old kid trying from the midwest trying to reach that high falsetto just like ol freddie..oh dear. we rocked it though So we'll take 'rocked' as meaning 'butchered' right? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BestIKenster Posted January 31, 2008 Share Posted January 31, 2008 Played a(1) hole of Golf with nothing on but Golf shoes in college. Casadega Country Club. Western New York. 1989 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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