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THE NEXT SURVIVOR SERIES

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> Six married men will be dropped on an island with one car and 3

> kids each for six weeks.

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> Each kid will play two sports and either take music or dance classes.

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> There is no fast food.

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> Each man must take care of his 3 kids; keep his assigned house

> clean, correct all homework, complete science projects, cook, do laundry,

> and pay a list of "pretend" bills with not enough money.

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> In addition, each man will have to budget in money for groceries

> each week.

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> Each man must remember the birthdays of all their friends and

> relatives, and send cards out on time.

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> Each man must also take each child to a doctor's appointment, a

> dentist appointment and a haircut appointment . He must make one

> unscheduled and inconvenient visit per child to the Urgent Care

> (weekend, evening, on a holi day or right when they're about to leave for

> vacation).

> He must also make cookies or cupcakes for a social function.

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> Each man will be responsible for decorating his own assigned house, planting

> flowers outside and keeping it presentable at all times.

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> The men will only have access to television when the kids are

> asleep and all chores are done.

> There is only one TV between them, and a remote with dead batteries.

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> Each father will be required to know all of the words to every stupid song

> that comes on TV and the name of each and every character on cartoons.

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> The men must shave their legs, wear makeup daily, which they will

> apply to themselves either while driving or making three lunches.

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> Each man will have to make an Indian hut model with six toothpicks, a

> tortilla! and one marker; and get a 4 year old to eat a serving of peas.

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> Each man must adorn himself with jewelry, wear uncomfortable yet

> stylish shoes, keep their nails polished and eyebrows groomed.

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> The men must try to get through each day without snot, spit-up or barf on

> their clothing.

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> During one of the six weeks, the men will have to endure severe abdominal

> cramps, back aches, and have extreme, unexplained mood swings but

> never once complain or slow down from other duties. They must try to explain

> what a tampon is for when the 6-yr old boy finds it in the purse.

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> They must attend weekly school meetings, church, and find time at

> least once to spend the afternoon at the park or a similar setting.

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> He will need to read a book and then pray with the children each

> night without falling asleep, and then feed them, dress them, brush their

> teeth and comb their hair each morning by 7:00. They must leave the home

> with

> no food on their face or clothes.

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> A test will be given at the end of the six weeks, and each father

> will be required to know all of the following information: each

> child's birthday, height, weight, shoe size, clothes size and doctor's

> name. Also the child's weight at birth, length, time of birth, and length

> <BR>of labor, each child's favorite color, middle name, favorite snack,

> favorite song, favorite drink, favorite toy, biggest fear and what

> they want to be when they grow up.

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> They must clean up after their sick children at 2:00 a.m. and then

> spend the remainder of the day tending to that child and waiting on them

> hand and

> foot until they are better.

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> They must have a loving, age appropriate reply to, "You're not the boss of

> me".

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> The kids vote them off the island based on performance.

> The last man wins on ly if...he still has enough energy to be

> intimate with his spouse! at a moment's notice.

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> If the last man does win, he can play the game over and over and

> over again or the next 18-25 years...eventually earning the right to be

> called Mother.

 

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Safe response: wub.gif Thank you for taking care of the laundry. Yes, I need to put what's mine away and I'll do that soon.

And, I apologize for leaving my shirt on the kitchen table.

Hi ladies!

 

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