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lets get in the christmas insanity spirit !

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get into the holiday spirit with these timeless clasics. scared.gif

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slay bells ring, are ya listening !

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the reason santa delivers all the presents in one night.

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someone translate this.

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its NOT christmas till.....

 

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Many thanks to my friend Joolz for these - I don't know where she finds this stuff!

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Twas the Night Before Kushmas

 

Twas the night before Kushmas and all through the house

Not a stoner was moving, not even an ounce

The bongs and the blunts had been packed with great care

In the hopes that St. Santa Kush soon would be there

 

The stoners were faded and watching TV

But now puffin on resin 'cause their bags were empty

Mamma with her bubbler and I with my bowl

Wanted bad to get higher; Where's our hookup, let's go!

 

When out on the lawn there arose such a clatter

I said, "Dude is it cops? Damn man, what's the matter?"

And I was goin to hide my gear with a flash

But I was too faded to move off my ass

 

Till down from the chimney who should appear

But St. Santa Kush himself off his eight stoned reindeer

Down the chimney St. Santa Kush came with a sigh

He was dressed all in fur and damn man he was high

A big sack full of baggies he'd flung on his back

And he looked like a rasta when he opened that pack

His eyes--they were glassy--and red as two cherries

And the rest of his face was all ashy and hairy

A nice big green stem he kept stuck in his teeth

And the smoke of bong hits framed his head like a wreath

 

And I laughed when I saw him and I said, "Hey mannnnnn...."

But he said not one word, he just held out his hand

And inside was the stickiest, crunchiest bud

At least a full pound, it hit my hand with a thud

Then he gave me a nod and breathed smoke thru his nose

And with with a stoney "420" up the chimney he rose

 

And back on the roof he called the reindeer by name

Cause millions more stoners still needed the same

"On Reefer, on Keefer, on Blazer, on Hazy..."

"On Maui, on Wowie, on Blitzed, and on Lazy..."

 

And I heard him exclaim as he pulled out of sight

"Merry Kushmas to all, now pass me a light."

 

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QUOTE (tick @ Nov 9 2006, 09:57 AM)
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someone translate this.

Dear Santa-

 

-How do you fly around the world in one night, and at high speed?

-Do you have flying reindeer not of this world?

 

Don't worry...

Your secret is safe with us...

 

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