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If you've got melted chocolate all over your hands, you're eating it too slowly.

 

 

 

 

Chocolate covered raisins, cherries, orange slices & strawberries all count as fruit, so eat as many as you want.

 

 

 

 

The problem: How to get 2 pounds of chocolate home from the store in hot car. The solution: Eat it in the parking lot.

 

 

 

 

Diet tip: Eat a chocolate bar before each meal. It'll take the edge off your appetite and you'll eat less.

 

 

 

 

A nice box of chocolates can provide your total daily intake of calories in one place. Isn't that handy?

 

 

 

 

If you can't eat all your chocolate, it will keep in the freezer. But if you can't eat all your chocolate, what's wrong with you?

 

 

 

 

If calories are an issue, store your chocolate on top of the fridge. Calories are afraid of heights, and they will jump out of the chocolate to protect themselves.

 

 

 

 

If I eat equal amounts of dark chocolate and white chocolate, is that a balanced diet? Don't they actually counteract each other?

 

 

 

 

Money talks. Chocolate sings.

 

 

 

 

Chocolate has many preservatives. Preservatives make you look younger.

 

 

 

 

Q. Why is there no such organization as Chocoholics Anonymous? A. Because no one wants to quit.

 

 

 

 

If not for chocolate, there would be no need for control top pantyhose. An entire garment industry would be devastated.

 

 

 

 

Put "eat chocolate" at the top of your list of things to do today. That way, at least you'll get one thing done.

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QUOTE (blonde77th @ Nov 3 2006, 09:12 PM)
QUOTE (Arleen2112 @ Nov 3 2006, 09:10 PM)
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Oh man, do I need some of that!

 

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QUOTE (Arleen2112 @ Nov 3 2006, 09:43 PM)
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for the longest time my mom wouldn't drink anything till they gave her ...

 

a liquid chocolate meal replacement.... drank that down fast biggrin.gif see chocolate cures the soul wink.gif

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QUOTE (chaotica @ Nov 8 2006, 09:40 AM)
QUOTE (Arleen2112 @ Nov 3 2006, 09:43 PM)
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for the longest time my mom wouldn't drink anything till they gave her ...

 

a liquid chocolate meal replacement.... drank that down fast biggrin.gif see chocolate cures the soul wink.gif

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Chocolate makes it all better!

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Yesterday at work we get this customer in from out of town and had his shipment rerouted to our store...

 

Well it came from the girls at our Kitchener office so they opened up the guys package upon his request and when they resealed it they put some chocolates inside... when he opened up the package in front of us he laughed and told us what they did... it made his day!!!

 

so intern he made our day by giving us one each of his chocolates wub.gif and man were they gooooooddddddd! wub.gif

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Today I found some Godiva chocolate with raspberry filling. Thought it was all gone. What a sweet surprise! biggrin.gif
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one of our doctors brought in some harry and david's chocolates that were fruit flavored...i made myself sick eating those delectable delicacies....on to harry and david website.... drool1.gif
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QUOTE (troutman @ Dec 14 2006, 01:14 AM)
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