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Patty: Hahaha

Selma: What's so funny?

Patty: I was just thinking about the time Homer got his nose caught in the toaster.

Selma: We'll watch the tape tonight.

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Blofeld: 20. Your move, Mr. Bond.

Bond: I'll take a hit, dealer. [Homer gives him a card] Joker! You were supposed to take those out of the deck.

Homer: Oh, sorry. Here's another one.

Bond: What is this card? "Rules for Draw and Stud Poker"?

Blofeld: What a pity, Mr. Bond.

Bond: But...but it's Homer's fault! I didn't lose. I never lose!

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Krusty: I don't want to hit a sore spot, but can we talk about herpes? Herpes herpes, bo-berpes, banana, fana fo-ferpes -- her-pes. Ow! Hey: that spot on Gorbachev's head -- herpes, trust me! Anybody here have herpes? Huh? Huh? [No one answers] You people are the worst audience I've ever seen.

Man: You're the worst comedian we've ever seen!

Krusty: Oh, great! Well, we'll just sit here silently for the next

ninety minutes.

Man: Fine with us.

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Ralph: I'm Idaho!
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Homer: Ohmygod Ohmygod Ohmygod! Oh my god, I danced with a gay! Marge, Lisa, promise me you wont tell anyone! Proomiiise Meeee!
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Ralph: Prinskipple Skipple...ah Prindible Skimpster I found something....its a spearhead!

Ms. Hoover: That's your trialblade Ralph, it fell off the handle.

Ralph: And I found it!

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Ned: How do you silence that little voice that says "think"

Homer: You mean Lisa?

Ned: No, I mean common sense!

Homer: Oh that, that can be treated with our good friend alcohol.

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Guy: How did you get past Gary Coleman?

Bart: Lets just say he's a few prongs short of a Galaxy.

Ms. Nagel: I'm sorry Gary, there's no longer a place for you here.

Gary Coleman: Watchu talkin' bout Ms. Nagel?

Ms. Nagel: That is so adorable! You're re-hired!

Gary Coleman: Sucker! I knew exactly what she was talking about.

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I've got a Simpsons desk calendar with trivia questions on each day. Here's today's:

 

In "Children Of A Lesser Clod", Homer says he can't miss work, because his life is nothing without what?

 

A. His paycheck.

B. His break-time donuts.

C. The nucleon plant.

D. Time away from the kids.

 

 

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QUOTE (feelingwithyourskin @ Jun 23 2006, 02:11 PM)
c

Yep.

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"Marge you got a butt that wont quit.... er ra ba la ra ba la 5 dollars? Get outta here! er..." Edited by Signals1982
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