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The new Wonder Woman. She's nothing like Lynda Carter. She looks dark and evil, like something that came out of Hell. That woman can't act and her accent is atrocious. She's tall and skinny, and she has no waist and tiny breasts. She's built like a man. There's a whole video about her being a tranny at youtube. #NotMyWonderWoman

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The new Wonder Woman. She's nothing like Lynda Carter. She looks dark and evil, like something that came out of Hell. That woman can't act and her accent is atrocious. She's tall and skinny, and she has no waist and tiny breasts. She's built like a man. There's a whole video about her being a tranny at youtube. #NotMyWonderWoman

Of course Gal Gadot is nothing like Lynda Carter. Carter isn't a character. They're two separate actresses.

 

Men are tall and skinny with no waist and tiny breasts? That's like the exact opposite of me!

 

Her accent is atrocious? She's from Israel. Should she have a New Yorker or Scottish accent? Wonder Woman's from Paradise Island.

 

Lynda Carter was a super babe and perfect AT THAT TIME for that role on THAT show. But that show was clearly made to be campy fun. To do a movie TODAY in that style would be foolish and a disaster.

The new Wonder Woman is a beauty.

She needs arm muscle mass. I'm reserving judgment for after actually seeing the film.

 

Just from a physical point of view, she's not too far off the comic book.

Wonder Woman isn't supposed to look like a bulky character despite being strong as hell.

 

http://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/originals/7d/be/2b/7dbe2bd9498ed08942346a9fa43f6afa.jpg

 

http://i0.wp.com/cdn.batman-news.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/05/Wonder-Woman-China-Poster.jpg?quality=85&strip=info&ssl=1&w=800

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The new Wonder Woman. She's nothing like Lynda Carter. She looks dark and evil, like something that came out of Hell. That woman can't act and her accent is atrocious. She's tall and skinny, and she has no waist and tiny breasts. She's built like a man. There's a whole video about her being a tranny at youtube. #NotMyWonderWoman

 

You still don't understand what you're dealing with, do you? Perfect organism. Her structural perfection is matched only by her hotness.

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The new Wonder Woman. She's nothing like Lynda Carter. She looks dark and evil, like something that came out of Hell. That woman can't act and her accent is atrocious. She's tall and skinny, and she has no waist and tiny breasts. She's built like a man. There's a whole video about her being a tranny at youtube. #NotMyWonderWoman

 

You still don't understand what you're dealing with, do you? Perfect organism. Her structural perfection is matched only by her hotness.

 

http://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/originals/90/f6/da/90f6da2183887e792f7cd718f7747f4a.jpg

 

http://photos.vanityfair.com/2015/07/09/559ede4efff2c16856a689d7_gal-gadot-spotlight-miguel-reveriego-vf.jpg

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The new Wonder Woman. She's nothing like Lynda Carter. She looks dark and evil, like something that came out of Hell. That woman can't act and her accent is atrocious. She's tall and skinny, and she has no waist and tiny breasts. She's built like a man. There's a whole video about her being a tranny at youtube. #NotMyWonderWoman

 

You still don't understand what you're dealing with, do you? Perfect organism. Her structural perfection is matched only by her hotness.

 

http://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/originals/90/f6/da/90f6da2183887e792f7cd718f7747f4a.jpg

 

http://photos.vanityfair.com/2015/07/09/559ede4efff2c16856a689d7_gal-gadot-spotlight-miguel-reveriego-vf.jpg

Built like a man!

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The new Wonder Woman. She's nothing like Lynda Carter. She looks dark and evil, like something that came out of Hell. That woman can't act and her accent is atrocious. She's tall and skinny, and she has no waist and tiny breasts. She's built like a man. There's a whole video about her being a tranny at youtube. #NotMyWonderWoman

 

You still don't understand what you're dealing with, do you? Perfect organism. Her structural perfection is matched only by her hotness.

 

http://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/originals/90/f6/da/90f6da2183887e792f7cd718f7747f4a.jpg

 

http://photos.vanityfair.com/2015/07/09/559ede4efff2c16856a689d7_gal-gadot-spotlight-miguel-reveriego-vf.jpg

Built like a man!

 

:LOL:

 

I'm gay! :LOL:

 

http://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/originals/45/9a/4a/459a4a0e8c3abacfabf83c744b6525c6.jpg

 

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-TLNZ3vidB_s/UaeyTcK0L_I/AAAAAAABjjo/D2X3B_JYM3M/s740/Gal_Gadot-Bello_Magazine-May_2013-007.jpg

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http://media.comicbook.com/uploads1/2014/08/lynda-carter-gal-gadot-wonder-woman-105871.jpg

 

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Sometimes remakes work, and sometimes they don't. Unfortunately, you can't resto-mod a movie the way you can a car. Edited by pjbear05
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Gal Gadot has nicer legs than Lynda Carter.

 

Gal Gadot has a nicer everything than any other woman (except for Jessica Chastain)..... :drool: :blush: :D

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Gal Gadot is one of the most beautiful women I've ever seen. No offense to Lynda Carter but if Gal Gadot was around back then we'd seriously be having issues looking for a hotter new actress to star in a movie of this character in 2017.

 

I'm sure all those who grew up with Carter will find ways to demean the beauty of a modern actress because it's not how the character looks based on what they have grown up with, but Gadot is a vision of beauty and a really great actress as well considering many modern Hollywood beauty queens are limited (Scarlett Borehanson, anyone?).

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Gal Gadot is one of the most beautiful women I've ever seen. No offense to Lynda Carter but if Gal Gadot was around back then we'd seriously be having issues looking for a hotter new actress to star in a movie of this character in 2017.

 

I'm sure all those who grew up with Carter will find ways to demean the beauty of a modern actress because it's not how the character looks based on what they have grown up with, but Gadot is a vision of beauty and a really great actress as well considering many modern Hollywood beauty queens are limited (Scarlett Borehanson, anyone?).

 

Nah, you're wrong about "all those who grew up with Carter will find ways to demean the beauty of a modern actress". I think the pics I've already posted show how strong my lust is for Gadot. :LOL:

 

I used to watch that WW show in the late 70s and yeah Carter was a superbabe. And I think I might've even first said in this thread that she's better looking than Gadot. If so, I take it back. But really, a beauty is a beauty. I'd say both are 10s when it comes down to it.

 

Johansson I'd put in that group of beauties too. In regards to her acting, I've only seen her do well in Lost in Translation. All the other stuff I've seen she's just kind of there. I wouldn't say she's bad but she is just there. IMHO

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Go Tom, go !!!

 

- The Last Samurai

- Top Gun

- Interview With The Vampire

- Jerry Maguire

- Lions for Lambs

 

 

( pending The Mummy )

 

Come on, you're just stirring the pot now. Granted, some of those are crap and others have a lot of crap in them (I actually liked Jerry Maguire though) but none of those would be on the Worst of All Time list. Besides, where's Cocktail? No way is that better than Jerry Maguire, Top Gun, or Last Samurai.

 

Apparently, this is what I said 11 years ago:

 

the worst of all time is an obscure early 80s british sci-fi film called X-tro

 

I forgot all about it. But it's a ton of crap.

 

I would say "Cry Baby" starring Johnny Depp is the worst of all time but i walked out of the cinema after 20-30 minutes (because it was so crappy) so I'm not even sure if it is.

 

I saw Xtro in the theater !!!!!!

 

So did I! That's how I know it sucks!

 

Came out not long after E.T.

It was riding its coat tails and selling itself as a horror version of that.

 

http://horrorpediadotcom.files.wordpress.com/2013/01/xtro3.jpg

 

There's the piece of crap now!!!

 

Now I wanna watch it again to relive the unglory!

 

Cinema Snob does a funny review.

 

http://www.thecinemasnob.com/the-cinema-snob/xtro

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Go Tom, go !!!

 

- The Last Samurai

- Top Gun

- Interview With The Vampire

- Jerry Maguire

- Lions for Lambs

 

 

( pending The Mummy )

 

Come on, you're just stirring the pot now. Granted, some of those are crap and others have a lot of crap in them (I actually liked Jerry Maguire though) but none of those would be on the Worst of All Time list. Besides, where's Cocktail? No way is that better than Jerry Maguire, Top Gun, or Last Samurai.

 

Apparently, this is what I said 11 years ago:

 

the worst of all time is an obscure early 80s british sci-fi film called X-tro

 

I forgot all about it. But it's a ton of crap.

 

I would say "Cry Baby" starring Johnny Depp is the worst of all time but i walked out of the cinema after 20-30 minutes (because it was so crappy) so I'm not even sure if it is.

 

I saw Xtro in the theater !!!!!!

 

So did I! That's how I know it sucks!

 

Came out not long after E.T.

It was riding its coat tails and selling itself as a horror version of that.

 

http://horrorpediadotcom.files.wordpress.com/2013/01/xtro3.jpg

 

There's the piece of crap now!!!

 

Now I wanna watch it again to relive the unglory!

 

Cinema Snob does a funny review.

 

http://www.thecinemasnob.com/the-cinema-snob/xtro

 

When the New Line Cinema logo looked like a heart attack

 

That was great

 

:LOL:

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Batman And Robin. Holy fuckballs. I walked out.

 

King Kong Lives with Linda Hamilton. Same result.

 

I was an extra in Kong. It was filmed in Wilmington, NC and I was living there at the time. There was an ad in the paper that they were looking for men with military experience to play Marines. Basically I ran through a field alongside an ACRC M114 several times. I got paid $75 and got a free lunch (shrimp scampi). I have no idea if I'm in it or not as I've never seen it. Besides, I wore a gas mask so there's no way you could tell it was me anyway.

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Batman And Robin. Holy fuckballs. I walked out.

 

King Kong Lives with Linda Hamilton. Same result.

 

I was an extra in Kong. It was filmed in Wilmington, NC and I was living there at the time. There was an ad in the paper that they were looking for men with military experience to play Marines. Basically I ran through a field alongside an ACRC M114 several times. I got paid $75 and got a free lunch (shrimp scampi). I have no idea if I'm in it or not as I've never seen it. Besides, I wore a gas mask so there's no way you could tell it was me anyway.

 

So did you kill the big gorilla or what? :P

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Batman And Robin. Holy fuckballs. I walked out.

 

King Kong Lives with Linda Hamilton. Same result.

 

I was an extra in Kong. It was filmed in Wilmington, NC and I was living there at the time. There was an ad in the paper that they were looking for men with military experience to play Marines. Basically I ran through a field alongside an ACRC M114 several times. I got paid $75 and got a free lunch (shrimp scampi). I have no idea if I'm in it or not as I've never seen it. Besides, I wore a gas mask so there's no way you could tell it was me anyway.

 

So did you kill the big gorilla or what? :P

 

LOL! No, but it's funny you should ask that. About an hour after lunch, we were all sitting around waiting for whatever it is they do to the camera before they commence to filming and it was about an 80 degree day. Sure enough, sitting in the warm sun an hour after eating I got a big-time case of the drowsy. I could barely hold my head up and was nodding off. I was wanting me a cup of coffee bad. About that time a fella came by in a golf cart offering snacks and drinks so when he asked me if I wanted anything I looked him dead in theye and said: "if I don't get me a cup of strong coffee right now then when we commence to filming I'm gonna break ranks and go kill that monkey myself!" He didn't have coffee on that golf cart but he went and got me a cup. I was so happy I gave him five dollars even though he said he was getting paid to do it anyway. We got to chatting and discovered we had some things in common and started hanging out and we are still in touch to this day. He was even at my wedding and I was at his and we get together about twice a year and he's a damn good friend. He was working at the studio at the time to pay for his college and now he's one of the professors in the marine biology program at UNC Wilmington. If you're interested in the ocean and sea life like I am he's fascinating to talk to.

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"Drive Angry" - Just watched this the other day on cable.

 

Nicolas Cage plays Milton, an escapee from Hell, who is out to save his baby grand-daughter from a Satanic cult. Amber Heard, quite possibly the worst actress of all time, plays some bimbo who helps Milton.

 

I don't know how Cage can sleep at night after making such garbage. He's a talented actor, but he apparently likes to set the bar really low.

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"Drive Angry" - Just watched this the other day on cable.

 

Nicolas Cage plays Milton, an escapee from Hell, who is out to save his baby grand-daughter from a Satanic cult. Amber Heard, quite possibly the worst actress of all time, plays some bimbo who helps Milton.

 

I don't know how Cage can sleep at night after making such garbage. He's a talented actor, but he apparently likes to set the bar really low.

 

That's actually a guilty pleasure for me when I saw it. It's Adaptation compared to the direct to video crap he's done lately. William Fichtner is what keeps it from being bad. He steals that movie. Cage has to pay off his financial debts which is why he's doing crap.

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"Drive Angry" - Just watched this the other day on cable.

 

Nicolas Cage plays Milton, an escapee from Hell, who is out to save his baby grand-daughter from a Satanic cult. Amber Heard, quite possibly the worst actress of all time, plays some bimbo who helps Milton.

 

I don't know how Cage can sleep at night after making such garbage. He's a talented actor, but he apparently likes to set the bar really low.

 

That's actually a guilty pleasure for me when I saw it. It's Adaptation compared to the direct to video crap he's done lately. William Fichtner is what keeps it from being bad. He steals that movie. Cage has to pay off his financial debts which is why he's doing crap.

 

Fichtner did make "The Accountant" an interesting character. That part I liked.

 

Amber Heard, though, literally made me shake my head in disbelief. Was Tawny Kitaen unavailable? :laughing guy:

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