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Your mother swims after troop ships.

 

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Your mother's so fat she wears a laptop for a cell phone.

 

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Tell your momma to stop wearing different shades of lipstick; my johnson looks like a rainbow.
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Your momma's like a hockey player: she wears the same pads through three periods!
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Yo momma is so horrific Haunted Houses wont have her
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Yo momma's so fat, when you were born it took the doctors three days to find you.
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