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oh im sorry that was last week. laugh.gif

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some great tick quotes.

 

TV Reporter: Can you blow up the Earth?

The Tick: Egad! I hope not! That's where I keep all my stuff!

 

Tropical parasites, your carefree infestation ends here! Tonight, you swim in ointments of righteous hygiene. Flee before the might of modern medicine! Mites, lice, and chiggers, your days are numbered... Yes, in this house, cleanliness is next to dogliness! Oh, Speak! I'm sorry, I didn't mean it. Of course, you're not a dog, you're a wonderful, lovely rodent. And there's nothing wrong with that. No! And if that's your lifestyle choice, then we'll stand behind you all the way."

 

You're not going crazy! You're going sane in a crazy world!

 

Yeast devil! Back to the oven that baked you!

 

I'm taking off the kid gloves, and putting on the very mad gloves!

 

I can't lose my name! It's on all my stationary!!

 

Life is a big wild crazy tossed salad, but you don't eat it, no sir! You live it!

 

Speak, the ball fears you! Listen to its cry! Smell its fear! Now fetch!

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