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#21 Slacker

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Posted 05 January 2006 - 02:56 PM

QUOTE (rushgoober @ Jan 5 2006, 02:53 PM)
my favorite hilda memory had to be back in 1827.  it was winter, so we rented a zamboni to see the country in its natural state.  she kept pouring ice water down my back which would make my skin turn blue, flake off and she would mix the flakes with eggs to make a delicious pancake batter.  these were literally the yummiest pancakes i've had in the past 180 years. 

anyway, it was the middle of the night and i was fast asleep when hilda turned to me and said, "you know, while undoubtedly you're the most fascinating and complex man i've ever known, i must admit to you that i suffered a schizoid embolism several years ago that left me devoid of the capacity to love.  please don't take this as a personal rejection of your affections, for it does not reflect in any way, shape or form on you as a man."  had i been awake, i would have had no idea what she was talking about since i had only known her for about a week, but still it was a tender, intimate and deeply moving experience nonetheless that i know will stay with me for many centuries to come.  yes.gif

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Posted 05 January 2006 - 02:57 PM

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I forgot all about her  smile.gif  

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Posted 05 January 2006 - 03:02 PM

Wasnt' she banned?

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Posted 05 January 2006 - 03:07 PM

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Wasnt' she banned?

DONT EVER SAY THAT AGAIN ! fists crying.gif she's coming back, i just know she is.




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Posted 05 January 2006 - 03:11 PM

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my favorite hilda memory had to be back in 1827.  it was winter, so we rented a zamboni to see the country in its natural state.  she kept pouring ice water down my back which would make my skin turn blue, flake off and she would mix the flakes with eggs to make a delicious pancake batter.  these were literally the yummiest pancakes i've had in the past 180 years.  

anyway, it was the middle of the night and i was fast asleep when hilda turned to me and said, "you know, while undoubtedly you're the most fascinating and complex man i've ever known, i must admit to you that i suffered a schizoid embolism several years ago that left me devoid of the capacity to love.  please don't take this as a personal rejection of your affections, for it does not reflect in any way, shape or form on you as a man."  had i been awake, i would have had no idea what she was talking about since i had only known her for about a week, but still it was a tender, intimate and deeply moving experience nonetheless that i know will stay with me for many centuries to come.  yes.gif

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Posted 05 January 2006 - 03:12 PM

QUOTE (tick @ Jan 5 2006, 12:07 PM)
QUOTE (pedro2112 @ Jan 5 2006, 03:02 PM)
Wasnt' she banned?

DONT EVER SAY THAT AGAIN ! fists crying.gif she's coming back, i just know she is.




the hilda watch, day 1, keep the flame of hope alive.

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Posted 05 January 2006 - 03:22 PM

This guy is really pissed that Hilda isn't around!

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Posted 05 January 2006 - 03:26 PM

hilda was last seen hanging out with these two:

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Posted 05 January 2006 - 03:51 PM

QUOTE (rushgoober @ Jan 5 2006, 03:12 PM)
QUOTE (tick @ Jan 5 2006, 12:07 PM)
QUOTE (pedro2112 @ Jan 5 2006, 03:02 PM)
Wasnt' she banned?

DONT EVER SAY THAT AGAIN ! fists crying.gif she's coming back, i just know she is.




the hilda watch, day 1, keep the flame of hope alive.

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thats great ! new_thumbsupsmileyanim.gif  

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Posted 05 January 2006 - 03:54 PM

QUOTE (ES-335 @ Jan 5 2006, 03:22 PM)
This guy is really pissed that Hilda isn't around!

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oh hilda sweety, its ok ,whatever ya done ,i forgive ya ,come back to us hildy.



keep the flame of hope alive !  day 1. hilda watch.

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Posted 05 January 2006 - 06:56 PM

QUOTE (rushgoober @ Jan 5 2006, 03:26 PM)
hilda was last seen hanging out with these two:

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WHERE YA BEEN BITCH !!!!!! HA HA , JUST KIDDIN, WE MISS YA HILDY COME BACK TO US !    



your pals , the death seekers.

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Posted 05 January 2006 - 07:48 PM

QUOTE (tick @ Jan 5 2006, 06:56 PM)
QUOTE (rushgoober @ Jan 5 2006, 03:26 PM)
hilda was last seen hanging out with these two:

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WHERE YA BEEN BITCH !!!!!! HA HA , JUST KIDDIN, WE MISS YA HILDY COME BACK TO US !    



your pals , the death seekers.

  tongue.gif well any how, love ya death seekers !
hilda facts- she hails from buffalo ny.
she's an avid skier.
she danced the night away with alex on the vapor trails tour.

oh hilga, i mean hilda , please come back sweety we miss you so much.

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Posted 06 January 2006 - 01:08 AM

tick is this the Hilda your seaching for ?...
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Posted 06 January 2006 - 01:31 AM

Hilda, the train is pulling away from the station and we want you on it!

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Posted 06 January 2006 - 01:33 AM

Hilda was last spotted here:

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Posted 06 January 2006 - 01:38 AM

Hilda is so pretty..
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Posted 06 January 2006 - 01:42 AM

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I think Hilda has a creek in her neck?

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Posted 06 January 2006 - 08:11 AM

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tick is this the Hilda your seaching for ?...
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well i sure hope so.

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"keep the flame of hope alive."

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Posted 06 January 2006 - 10:01 AM

QUOTE (slacker @ Jan 6 2006, 01:38 AM)
Hilda is so pretty..
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fun facts about hilda...
fact  NUMBER 1 hildas porn name is jean woodbine. yes.gif

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Posted 06 January 2006 - 10:11 AM

searched for Hilda....found this...is this her?  tongue.gif
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