Cygnus The God Of Balance Posted July 9, 2007 Share Posted July 9, 2007 Bake the Rolls....Mother F'er.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Tick Posted July 9, 2008 Author Share Posted July 9, 2008 hilda used the phase "Bake the Rolls " in her post today. It made me harken back to the days when "Bake the Rolls" was the happening thing to say. BAKE THE ROLLS ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BeOhBe Bob Posted July 11, 2008 Share Posted July 11, 2008 Bake the rolls goodbye my dee-ur My rolls need baking and I jus can't pretend no... Hey baby it's a quarter to 8! And I gotta bake the rolls hey baby the rolls are late an i gotta f*ckin move YES I DO! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gleamingalloyaircar81 Posted July 11, 2008 Share Posted July 11, 2008 ATTENTION ALL PLANETS OF THE SOLAR FEDERATION WE HAVE CONSUMED A ROLL or Bake the trolls 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tick Posted July 11, 2008 Author Share Posted July 11, 2008 QUOTE (Plus_ca_change @ Jul 11 2008, 01:52 AM) Bake the rolls goodbye my dee-ur My rolls need baking and I jus can't pretend no... Hey baby it's a quarter to 8! And I gotta bake the rolls hey baby the rolls are late an i gotta f*ckin move YES I DO! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
librarian Posted July 11, 2008 Share Posted July 11, 2008 Hey it's Friday... Bake the Rolls!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jack Aubrey Posted July 11, 2008 Share Posted July 11, 2008 Bake The Rolls (Sung to the tune of Roll The Bones) Well, you can knead that dough - Good rolls start with good preparation Bakers add that yeast Losers seldom make the feast If they don't bake the same Then sometimes they'll taste a bit funny We set our own ovens But cooking times can still vary We go into the kitchen and sift our flour Most rolls will bake in just a half an hour A good cook always has the power Bake the rolls! Why do we bake? To soothe that ache Bake the rolls But what if they burn? That's not a concern Bake the rolls Water cold as ice - Will guarantee a sturdy and fluffy dough Whether you add some margarine Or prefer it plain Well, who would want croissants When we know that rolls are superior If there's someone who don't like them Then just pass them here We go into the kitchen and sift our flour Most rolls will bake in just half an hour A good cook always has the power Bake the rolls... Cook - relax. With the dough interact. They're not for hacks they cool on racks, They've got no cracks and they contain no wax. Get an axe. And give yourself forty-four whacks. 'Cause they're to the max - you dig? You eat a roll Your stomach gets big. Like a pig. Attraction - reaction - Instant satisfaction. So who wants more? I'm goin' to the kitchen My stomach's in contraction Rolls are snacks? You've got it all wrong boy - Rolls compliment Both steaks and chops, boy. How's the meal? Want more eel? Everything hot? Tell me if not. Have more rolls. Go on, eat a lot- Don't be scolding. If you're still not sold, Jello's molding. Rolls may seem olden; They're better than gold. With mold They'll cure your cold - The night has a thousand other meals. But not better than this, 'Cause it's got rolls. Yum Yummy! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LoneStar Boogie Posted July 11, 2008 Share Posted July 11, 2008 Goddamn that is some funny shit!!!! QUOTE You eat a roll Your stomach gets big. Like a pig. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tick Posted July 15, 2008 Author Share Posted July 15, 2008 QUOTE (Jack Aubrey @ Jul 11 2008, 03:33 PM) Bake The Rolls (Sung to the tune of Roll The Bones) Well, you can knead that dough - Good rolls start with good preparation Bakers add that yeast Losers seldom make the feast If they don't bake the same Then sometimes they'll taste a bit funny We set our own ovens But cooking times can still vary We go into the kitchen and sift our flour Most rolls will bake in just a half an hour A good cook always has the power Bake the rolls! Why do we bake? To soothe that ache Bake the rolls But what if they burn? That's not a concern Bake the rolls Water cold as ice - Will guarantee a sturdy and fluffy dough Whether you add some margarine Or prefer it plain Well, who would want croissants When we know that rolls are superior If there's someone who don't like them Then just pass them here We go into the kitchen and sift our flour Most rolls will bake in just half an hour A good cook always has the power Bake the rolls... Cook - relax. With the dough interact. They're not for hacks they cool on racks, They've got no cracks and they contain no wax. Get an axe. And give yourself forty-four whacks. 'Cause they're to the max - you dig? You eat a roll Your stomach gets big. Like a pig. Attraction - reaction - Instant satisfaction. So who wants more? I'm goin' to the kitchen My stomach's in contraction Rolls are snacks? You've got it all wrong boy - Rolls compliment Both steaks and chops, boy. How's the meal? Want more eel? Everything hot? Tell me if not. Have more rolls. Go on, eat a lot- Don't be scolding. If you're still not sold, Jello's molding. Rolls may seem olden; They're better than gold. With mold They'll cure your cold - The night has a thousand other meals. But not better than this, 'Cause it's got rolls. Yum Yummy! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rushbass Posted July 15, 2008 Share Posted July 15, 2008 QUOTE (tick @ Dec 31 2005, 01:03 PM) the phrase thats taking the nation my storm !!!!! bake the rolls !!!!! Personally, I prefer "Bone The Rolls" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mara Posted July 15, 2008 Share Posted July 15, 2008 QUOTE (tick @ Jul 14 2008, 07:28 PM) QUOTE (Jack Aubrey @ Jul 11 2008, 03:33 PM) Bake The Rolls (Sung to the tune of Roll The Bones) Well, you can knead that dough - Good rolls start with good preparation Bakers add that yeast Losers seldom make the feast If they don't bake the same Then sometimes they'll taste a bit funny We set our own ovens But cooking times can still vary We go into the kitchen and sift our flour Most rolls will bake in just a half an hour A good cook always has the power Bake the rolls! Why do we bake? To soothe that ache Bake the rolls But what if they burn? That's not a concern Bake the rolls Water cold as ice - Will guarantee a sturdy and fluffy dough Whether you add some margarine Or prefer it plain Well, who would want croissants When we know that rolls are superior If there's someone who don't like them Then just pass them here We go into the kitchen and sift our flour Most rolls will bake in just half an hour A good cook always has the power Bake the rolls... Cook - relax. With the dough interact. They're not for hacks they cool on racks, They've got no cracks and they contain no wax. Get an axe. And give yourself forty-four whacks. 'Cause they're to the max - you dig? You eat a roll Your stomach gets big. Like a pig. Attraction - reaction - Instant satisfaction. So who wants more? I'm goin' to the kitchen My stomach's in contraction Rolls are snacks? You've got it all wrong boy - Rolls compliment Both steaks and chops, boy. How's the meal? Want more eel? Everything hot? Tell me if not. Have more rolls. Go on, eat a lot- Don't be scolding. If you're still not sold, Jello's molding. Rolls may seem olden; They're better than gold. With mold They'll cure your cold - The night has a thousand other meals. But not better than this, 'Cause it's got rolls. Yum Yummy! Even Neil would love this parody, I think! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Necromancer Posted July 15, 2008 Share Posted July 15, 2008 QUOTE (tick @ Jul 9 2008, 02:21 PM) hilda used the phase "Bake the Rolls " in her post today. It made me harken back to the days when "Bake the Rolls" was the happening thing to say. BAKE THE ROLLS ! Good times. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnnyBlaze Posted July 15, 2008 Share Posted July 15, 2008 I like Bob Dylan's ode to bake the rolls...the classic Like a Baking Roll Once upon a time you baked so fine You cooked the buns anytime in your prime, didn't you? People'd call, say "Beware tick, you're bound to cliq" You thought they were all shittin' you You used to f**k about Everybody that was cookin' out Now you don't bake so loud Now you don't steam so proud About having to be scrounging for your next meal How does it feel How does it feel To be without a roll Like a complete unknown Like a baking roll? You've gone to the baker's school all right, Mister tick But you know you only used to get juiced in it And nobody has ever taught you how to cook on the street And now you find out you're gonna have to get used to it You said you'd never grill or fry With the mystery tramp, but now you realize He's not selling any pink tie dyes As you stare into the darkness of his pie And say, do you want to make a meeeaal? How does it feel To bake on your own With no direction home Like a complete unknown Like a baking roll? You never turned around to see the buns on the jugglers and the nuns When they all cooked for you You never understood that it ain't no good You shouldn't let other people bake your dough for you You used to cook on chrome stove with your iron mit Who carried on his shoulder an apron that fit Ain't it hard when you discover it He really wasn't where it's lit After he took from you every roll he could steeeeeal How does it feel How does it feel To bake on your own With no direction home Like a complete unknown Like a baking rooooooll? Baker in the kitchen and all the pretty fat slobs They're drinkin', eatin' what they got made Exchanging all kinds of precious foods and things But you'd better take your doughnut ring, you'd better eat it babe You used to be so amused At tickster in rags and the tupperware that he used Go to him now, he calls you, you can't refuse When you got nothing, you got nothing to lose You're big and bloated now, you got no stomach to conceal How does it feel How does it feel To bake on your own With no direction home Like a complete unknown Like a baking rooooll? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BeOhBe Bob Posted July 19, 2008 Share Posted July 19, 2008 Somebody has a baby? When they smell you better change the rolls!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tick Posted May 21, 2012 Author Share Posted May 21, 2012 BAKE THE ROLLS!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
treeduck Posted May 21, 2012 Share Posted May 21, 2012 http://i.imgur.com/nx1Af.jpg http://i.imgur.com/0jUTo.jpg Break the Rolls! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tick Posted July 11, 2014 Author Share Posted July 11, 2014 Bake the rolls mother f u c k ers!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
len(songs) Posted July 14, 2014 Share Posted July 14, 2014 Break the trolls! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Your_Lion Posted July 31, 2014 Share Posted July 31, 2014 Still baking? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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ladirushfan80 Posted July 31, 2014 Share Posted July 31, 2014 Still baking? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maverick Posted July 31, 2014 Share Posted July 31, 2014 Holy thread revival, Batman! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
len(songs) Posted August 12, 2014 Share Posted August 12, 2014 There are still rolls to bake... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tick Posted August 26, 2014 Author Share Posted August 26, 2014 Rolls will always be baked, much as Apes will never kill Apes! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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