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Poll: WoKE (17 member(s) have cast votes)

Do you consider yourself woke?

  1. Yes I do, I'm for everything woke. (1 votes [5.88%])

    Percentage of vote: 5.88%

  2. No (4 votes [23.53%])

    Percentage of vote: 23.53%

  3. I'm woke as fock! (2 votes [11.76%])

    Percentage of vote: 11.76%

  4. Hell no! (2 votes [11.76%])

    Percentage of vote: 11.76%

  5. I don't even know what woke is (3 votes [17.65%])

    Percentage of vote: 17.65%

  6. I'm a woke bloke and I went broke (0 votes [0.00%])

    Percentage of vote: 0.00%

  7. f***ing snowflakes (4 votes [23.53%])

    Percentage of vote: 23.53%

  8. I have a woke girlfriend, she's annoying but great in bed (0 votes [0.00%])

    Percentage of vote: 0.00%

  9. my husband is woke he identifies as a purple daffodil (0 votes [0.00%])

    Percentage of vote: 0.00%

  10. My name is Earl Ramer and I'm f***ing woke as fuuuck! (0 votes [0.00%])

    Percentage of vote: 0.00%

  11. I'm white, bald, and I identify as a one-legged trans alien activist (0 votes [0.00%])

    Percentage of vote: 0.00%

  12. I'm so woke I'm asleep 24/7 (0 votes [0.00%])

    Percentage of vote: 0.00%

  13. My name is Segue Myles, I'll be woke if it's trendy, I'm a trend whore, otherwise I don't give a fig (0 votes [0.00%])

    Percentage of vote: 0.00%

  14. My name is Becky Blueschica I'm not woke or a whore, but I want to be a whore sometimes it's exciting! (0 votes [0.00%])

    Percentage of vote: 0.00%

  15. My name is Bathory and I'll f**k up your world with my new KISS codpiece! (1 votes [5.88%])

    Percentage of vote: 5.88%

  16. My name is Rhyta I'm attracted to woke men! So get woke you fuckking faggs! (0 votes [0.00%])

    Percentage of vote: 0.00%

  17. My name is Turbine Freight I told the girls in Rock Goddess I was woke when I met them, but I just wanted to get in their pants! (0 votes [0.00%])

    Percentage of vote: 0.00%

  18. My name is Jack Aubrey, of course I'm woke. Stop laughing you freaks, I'm woke as all hell! (0 votes [0.00%])

    Percentage of vote: 0.00%

  19. My name is Ken Jennings, I'm woke of course, but I'm also surprisingly fat and middle-aged looking (0 votes [0.00%])

    Percentage of vote: 0.00%

  20. My name is Johnny Blaze, I'm not woke I'm AWOL! (0 votes [0.00%])

    Percentage of vote: 0.00%

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#1 treeduck

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Posted 24 November 2021 - 02:57 PM

Do you consider yourself woke? What would a typical woke person be like?

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#2 bathory

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Posted 24 November 2021 - 03:03 PM

I'm as woke as they cum.

#3 zepphead

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Posted 24 November 2021 - 03:20 PM

I certainly woke up this morning.
Come to think of it, it happens every morning.
That sounds pretty woke to me.

#4 treeduck

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Posted 24 November 2021 - 06:20 PM

Crap I forgot to click the public votes box.

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Posted 24 November 2021 - 06:34 PM

WAF

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Posted 24 November 2021 - 06:54 PM

It's not that i don't understand that systemic injustice exists in the world. But there's something about being 'woke' that I can't identify with.

Think I can do the right thing and effect the best positive change I can where I can without being something..... What is woke, like a combination of emo and socially aware?  

Pretty sure I can do the right thing as a middle aged X-er.

#7 Entre_Perpetuo

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Posted 24 November 2021 - 07:51 PM

I'm awake right now.

#8 J2112YYZ

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Posted 24 November 2021 - 08:13 PM

Dream Theater has been awake since 1994.

Edited by J2112YYZ, 24 November 2021 - 08:26 PM.


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Posted 24 November 2021 - 08:51 PM

I'm just an anti BS registered indie whether it's the orange taliban or DINOs (This means you, Cuomo and Sinema!) and millennials who are too insensitive to politically incorrect humor that satirizes bad things. *cough* Blazing Saddles *cough*.Race and party don't make who you are.  Who you are does.  Rittenhouse and the scumbag rapper who ran those people over are BOTH despicable.  As Chris Rock once said, "Be a fing person!"



#10 Fordgalaxy

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Posted 24 November 2021 - 10:13 PM

"Woke" is just the new derogatory term effete people, who feel threatened by something they don't understand or agree with, use to label other people.

That being said, I wake up every day, so far.

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Posted 24 November 2021 - 10:24 PM

Woke n boke. BAHB MAHLEY WALKYLIKEYTALKIT. Sup fellas :smoke:

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Posted 24 November 2021 - 10:33 PM

View Postinvisible airwave, on 24 November 2021 - 08:51 PM, said:

I'm just an anti BS registered indie whether it's the orange taliban or DINOs (This means you, Cuomo and Sinema!) and millennials who are too insensitive to politically incorrect humor that satirizes bad things. *cough* Blazing Saddles *cough*.Race and party don't make who you are.  Who you are does.  Rittenhouse and the scumbag rapper who ran those people over are BOTH despicable.  As Chris Rock once said, "Be a fing person!"


Those kids and their parents at the Christmas parade trying to attack the poor SUV driver and grab his steering wheel were completely out of line.

#13 Entre_Perpetuo

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Posted 24 November 2021 - 11:07 PM

View PostJ2112YYZ, on 24 November 2021 - 08:13 PM, said:

Dream Theater has been awake since 1994.

I dunno, James LaBrie has been quoted singing "I'm waking up" as recently as 2016.

#14 blueschica

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Posted 25 November 2021 - 12:17 AM

nm

Edited by blueschica, 25 November 2021 - 12:50 AM.


#15 zepphead

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Posted 25 November 2021 - 02:54 AM

View Postblueschica, on 25 November 2021 - 12:17 AM, said:

nm


#16 treeduck

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Posted 27 November 2021 - 09:49 PM

View Postblueschica, on 25 November 2021 - 12:17 AM, said:

nm
Is Miss Piggy woke??

#17 Stormtron

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Posted 28 November 2021 - 04:22 AM

View Posttreeduck, on 27 November 2021 - 09:49 PM, said:

View Postblueschica, on 25 November 2021 - 12:17 AM, said:

nm
Is Miss Piggy woke??

Kermit invented hogging. He's canceled.

#18 Fridge

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Posted 28 November 2021 - 02:14 PM

I don't know what it is, but why is it essential that every little new trope has to butcher the English language?

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Posted 28 November 2021 - 02:22 PM

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Edited by Chicken hawk, 28 November 2021 - 02:25 PM.


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Posted 28 November 2021 - 11:11 PM

Depends on how much coffee I had.





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