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Are you sure you want to be a goalkeeper with a name like Gollini? :blink:

Are you proposing he becomes Cleansheetini, or Shotstopperino? Nominative Determinism is scientifically unproven, you know :tsk: (Except for Mr Smoke-too-much and Bicycle Repair Man).
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Are you sure you want to be a goalkeeper with a name like Gollini? :blink:

Are you proposing he becomes Cleansheetini, or Shotstopperino? Nominative Determinism is scientifically unproven, you know :tsk: (Except for Mr Smoke-too-much and Bicycle Repair Man).

Why not Octopoda-lini?
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Are you sure you want to be a goalkeeper with a name like Gollini? :blink:

Are you proposing he becomes Cleansheetini, or Shotstopperino? Nominative Determinism is scientifically unproven, you know :tsk: (Except for Mr Smoke-too-much and Bicycle Repair Man).

Why not Octopoda-lini?

It`s well known that Spurs supporters are Cephalophobia. Well, it is quite well known that I am. I don`t want to hide behind the sofa even more than I already do when we are defending :scared:
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Are you sure you want to be a goalkeeper with a name like Gollini? :blink:

Are you proposing he becomes Cleansheetini, or Shotstopperino? Nominative Determinism is scientifically unproven, you know :tsk: (Except for Mr Smoke-too-much and Bicycle Repair Man).

Why not Octopoda-lini?

It`s well known that Spurs supporters are Cephalophobia. Well, it is quite well known that I am. I don`t want to hide behind the sofa even more than I already do when we are defending :scared:

How about Wall-ini...unless you're a pinkfloydaphobe. :unsure:
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Are you sure you want to be a goalkeeper with a name like Gollini? :blink:

Are you proposing he becomes Cleansheetini, or Shotstopperino? Nominative Determinism is scientifically unproven, you know :tsk: (Except for Mr Smoke-too-much and Bicycle Repair Man).

Why not Octopoda-lini?

It`s well known that Spurs supporters are Cephalophobia. Well, it is quite well known that I am. I don`t want to hide behind the sofa even more than I already do when we are defending :scared:

How about Wall-ini...unless you're a pinkfloydaphobe. :unsure:

I don`t love Floyd... but I liked to build with Lego when I was younger - I`d play with it now if I had any - so Legoni :banghead:
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Are you sure you want to be a goalkeeper with a name like Gollini? :blink:

Are you proposing he becomes Cleansheetini, or Shotstopperino? Nominative Determinism is scientifically unproven, you know :tsk: (Except for Mr Smoke-too-much and Bicycle Repair Man).

Why not Octopoda-lini?

It`s well known that Spurs supporters are Cephalophobia. Well, it is quite well known that I am. I don`t want to hide behind the sofa even more than I already do when we are defending :scared:

How about Wall-ini...unless you're a pinkfloydaphobe. :unsure:

I don`t love Floyd... but I liked to build with Lego when I was younger - I`d play with it now if I had any - so Legoni :banghead:

That's too close to Legia-ni. :moon:
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Are you sure you want to be a goalkeeper with a name like Gollini? :blink:

Are you proposing he becomes Cleansheetini, or Shotstopperino? Nominative Determinism is scientifically unproven, you know :tsk: (Except for Mr Smoke-too-much and Bicycle Repair Man).

Why not Octopoda-lini?

It`s well known that Spurs supporters are Cephalophobia. Well, it is quite well known that I am. I don`t want to hide behind the sofa even more than I already do when we are defending :scared:

How about Wall-ini...unless you're a pinkfloydaphobe. :unsure:

I don`t love Floyd... but I liked to build with Lego when I was younger - I`d play with it now if I had any - so Legoni :banghead:

That's too close to Legia-ni. :moon:

And that emoji reminds me of the other North London club :boo hiss:
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Y`know, I really don`t want to watch Tottenham Chelsea tomorrow. I can see no way that I will enjoy the sight of Lukaku steamrolling our nice shiny stadium full of statuesque defenders. I think I`ll have a huge lunch, a snifter of port, and a good nap instead.
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Y`know, I really don`t want to watch Tottenham Chelsea tomorrow. I can see no way that I will enjoy the sight of Lukaku steamrolling our nice shiny stadium full of statuesque defenders. I think I`ll have a huge lunch, a snifter of port, and a good nap instead.

There's a triple-header tomorrow: Stal-Rakow, Gornik Z-Warta and Legia-Gornik L. It'll put you to sleep real quick. :hi:
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RIP JImmy. An amazing goalscorer in terms of quality and quantity. For those of us a of certain age Saint & Greavsie was always the Saturday lunchtime football show to watch. The last six years since his stroke have been awful for him and his family, but he lived a life before that and was a real legend across London, England and Milan.
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Y`know, I really don`t want to watch Tottenham Chelsea tomorrow. I can see no way that I will enjoy the sight of Lukaku steamrolling our nice shiny stadium full of statuesque defenders. I think I`ll have a huge lunch, a snifter of port, and a good nap instead.

There's a triple-header tomorrow: Stal-Rakow, Gornik Z-Warta and Legia-Gornik L. It'll put you to sleep real quick. :hi:

Ahead of the Dundee derby, West Ham/Man Utd and then the London derby? Hmmm. At least the results from your proposed schedule won`t annoy me :rage:
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RIP JImmy. An amazing goalscorer in terms of quality and quantity. For those of us a of certain age Saint & Greavsie was always the Saturday lunchtime football show to watch. The last six years since his stroke have been awful for him and his family, but he lived a life before that and was a real legend across London, England and Milan.

266 goals for Tottenham. :notworthy:
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Y`know, I really don`t want to watch Tottenham Chelsea tomorrow. I can see no way that I will enjoy the sight of Lukaku steamrolling our nice shiny stadium full of statuesque defenders. I think I`ll have a huge lunch, a snifter of port, and a good nap instead.

There's a triple-header tomorrow: Stal-Rakow, Gornik Z-Warta and Legia-Gornik L. It'll put you to sleep real quick. :hi:

Ahead of the Dundee derby, West Ham/Man Utd and then the London derby? Hmmm. At least the results from your proposed schedule won`t annoy me :rage:

Seven goals in your trio of games, eight in mine. I win! :chickendance:
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Y`know, I really don`t want to watch Tottenham Chelsea tomorrow. I can see no way that I will enjoy the sight of Lukaku steamrolling our nice shiny stadium full of statuesque defenders. I think I`ll have a huge lunch, a snifter of port, and a good nap instead.

There's a triple-header tomorrow: Stal-Rakow, Gornik Z-Warta and Legia-Gornik L. It'll put you to sleep real quick. :hi:

Ahead of the Dundee derby, West Ham/Man Utd and then the London derby? Hmmm. At least the results from your proposed schedule won`t annoy me :rage:

Seven goals in your trio of games, eight in mine. I win! :chickendance:

Six hours of solid boredom, that was... Spurs should have played the man from the off-licence instead of Kane :facepalm:
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Y`know, I really don`t want to watch Tottenham Chelsea tomorrow. I can see no way that I will enjoy the sight of Lukaku steamrolling our nice shiny stadium full of statuesque defenders. I think I`ll have a huge lunch, a snifter of port, and a good nap instead.

There's a triple-header tomorrow: Stal-Rakow, Gornik Z-Warta and Legia-Gornik L. It'll put you to sleep real quick. :hi:

Ahead of the Dundee derby, West Ham/Man Utd and then the London derby? Hmmm. At least the results from your proposed schedule won`t annoy me :rage:

Seven goals in your trio of games, eight in mine. I win! :chickendance:

Six hours of solid boredom, that was... Spurs should have played the man from the off-licence instead of Kane :facepalm:

Don't tell me you wanted Dundee to win as well?
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Y`know, I really don`t want to watch Tottenham Chelsea tomorrow. I can see no way that I will enjoy the sight of Lukaku steamrolling our nice shiny stadium full of statuesque defenders. I think I`ll have a huge lunch, a snifter of port, and a good nap instead.

There's a triple-header tomorrow: Stal-Rakow, Gornik Z-Warta and Legia-Gornik L. It'll put you to sleep real quick. :hi:

Ahead of the Dundee derby, West Ham/Man Utd and then the London derby? Hmmm. At least the results from your proposed schedule won`t annoy me :rage:

Seven goals in your trio of games, eight in mine. I win! :chickendance:

Six hours of solid boredom, that was... Spurs should have played the man from the off-licence instead of Kane :facepalm:

Don't tell me you wanted Dundee to win as well?

Honestly, I didn`t mind either way. But in the spirit of the afternoon, why not them too, eh?
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Berwick Rangers v. Gretna 2008 in the Scottish Cup - it may not be the event of the year, but it`s the two nearest clubs to my current domicile. I feel obliged to watch.

 

I got married in Gretna in 2008, incidentally. So I suppose that`s a plus for Gretna, and I had both Covid jabs in Berwick and enjoyed a nice mini-break there before Christmas 2019. It`s nice to have teams that mean something to me :)

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Finally a home win for La Dea. :) :) :)

 

Koopmeiners is showing his talent and Piccoli as well, as expected from these two.

 

I missed Atalanta's first UCL game of the season because of a very intense headache, but I'm looking forward to the Inter game on Saturday and the next UCL match against Young Boys.

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