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The "Bringing Earl Back To Reality Poll" Part 2 - Charlie Watts vs Tommy Lee


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  1. 1. Who is the better drummer Charlie Watts or Tommy Lee from Motley Crue

    • Charlie Watts - Rolling Stones legend
    • Tommy Lee - Motley Crue drummer


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Earl rates Tommy Lee as one of the best drummers of all time, but he doesn't rate the great Charlie Watts. Just think about it, Tommy Lee who featured in a show about drumming where he got outdone by a bunch of kids at drum school and Earl thinks he's better than Charlie Watts! :LOL:
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Apples ( Charlie ) Oranges ( Tommy )

 

:goodone:

 

Yeah, two different schools of drumming. That being said, I have to go with Charlie Watts. Tumbling Dice and Gimme Shelter would be very different without him. He is precise but always in the groove somehow.

 

That being said, I enjoy Tommy's drumming, especially on the Dr. Feelgood track. Very unique rhythm there.

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Their approaches to drumming are similar to how they react to getting rid of an annoying fly in the house...

 

Charlie...casually gets up from his chair and walks across the room over to the back door. Raising one eyebrow, he listens carefully for the fly. It reluctantly approaches him. Charlie opens the back door as it flies away outside without a fuss.

 

Tommy...angrily gets up from his liquor stained leather sofa and leans over the coffee table to snort some coke leftovers. From there he stumbles to a closet and pulls out a baseball bat. He begins smashing everything within a ten foot radius of the fly. The two make their way over to the living room window which Tommy violently leaves in shards. The fly exits with the room left in disarray. He screams a “f**k you” towards the insect which is already long gone. Tommy exhales then makes his way over to the coffee table to do another line. He sinks back into his liquor stained sofa as the fly re-enters via the broken living room window.

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Tommy Lee beats women according to his former wife.

 

Charlie can barely beat the drums

 

He gets my vote, even though my heart belongs to Earl.

 

Charlie always wears a suit when out in public though. He always makes sure he looks his best. Like the time he made sure he suited up before leaving his hotel room, so he could go down to the lobby and punch Jagger in the face. He does everything looking like a million dollars.

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Tommy Lee beats women according to his former wife.

 

Charlie can barely beat the drums

 

He gets my vote, even though my heart belongs to Earl.

 

Charlie always wears a suit when out in public though. He always makes sure he looks his best. Like the time he made sure he suited up before leaving his hotel room, so he could go down to the lobby and punch Jagger in the face. He does everything looking like a million dollars.

Yes, but he looks like he's been taxidermied.

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Tommy Lee beats women according to his former wife.

 

Charlie can barely beat the drums

 

He gets my vote, even though my heart belongs to Earl.

 

Charlie always wears a suit when out in public though. He always makes sure he looks his best. Like the time he made sure he suited up before leaving his hotel room, so he could go down to the lobby and punch Jagger in the face. He does everything looking like a million dollars.

Yes, but he looks like he's been taxidermied.

 

Charlie Watts has looked like an old man since the late 70s. What's up with that?

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Tommy Lee beats women according to his former wife.

 

Charlie can barely beat the drums

 

He gets my vote, even though my heart belongs to Earl.

 

Charlie always wears a suit when out in public though. He always makes sure he looks his best. Like the time he made sure he suited up before leaving his hotel room, so he could go down to the lobby and punch Jagger in the face. He does everything looking like a million dollars.

Yes, but he looks like he's been taxidermied.

 

It’s ok. Keith has looked like a mummy since the late 1980s. So they’re in the same ballpark.

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Tommy Lee beats women according to his former wife.

 

Charlie can barely beat the drums

 

He gets my vote, even though my heart belongs to Earl.

 

Charlie always wears a suit when out in public though. He always makes sure he looks his best. Like the time he made sure he suited up before leaving his hotel room, so he could go down to the lobby and punch Jagger in the face. He does everything looking like a million dollars.

Yes, but he looks like he's been taxidermied.

 

It’s ok. Keith has looked like a mummy since the late 1980s. So they’re in the same ballpark.

I got a good laugh out of that one.

 

Thanks.

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Tommy Lee beats women according to his former wife.

 

Charlie can barely beat the drums

 

He gets my vote, even though my heart belongs to Earl.

 

Charlie always wears a suit when out in public though. He always makes sure he looks his best. Like the time he made sure he suited up before leaving his hotel room, so he could go down to the lobby and punch Jagger in the face. He does everything looking like a million dollars.

Yes, but he looks like he's been taxidermied.

 

Charlie Watts has looked like an old man since the late 70s. What's up with that?

 

I think he was already 30 when he was born.

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Tommy Lee beats women according to his former wife.

 

Charlie can barely beat the drums

 

He gets my vote, even though my heart belongs to Earl.

 

Charlie always wears a suit when out in public though. He always makes sure he looks his best. Like the time he made sure he suited up before leaving his hotel room, so he could go down to the lobby and punch Jagger in the face. He does everything looking like a million dollars.

Yes, but he looks like he's been taxidermied.

 

Charlie Watts has looked like an old man since the late 70s. What's up with that?

 

I think he was already 30 when he was born.

 

Maybe he's just there to make Mick look younger.

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The overriding factor here is that Tommy Lee is a c***, therefore Charlie gets the nod.

 

Another way to look at it is a band are the sum of their parts.

 

The Stones are legendary therefore Charlie gets some of that.

 

Motley Crue are f***ing dreadful therefore Tommy gets some of that.

 

 

Oh, and did I say he's a c***?

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Tommy Lee beats women according to his former wife.

 

Charlie can barely beat the drums

 

He gets my vote, even though my heart belongs to Earl.

 

Charlie always wears a suit when out in public though. He always makes sure he looks his best. Like the time he made sure he suited up before leaving his hotel room, so he could go down to the lobby and punch Jagger in the face. He does everything looking like a million dollars.

Yes, but he looks like he's been taxidermied.

 

Charlie Watts has looked like an old man since the late 70s. What's up with that?

Yeah!!! Don't knock us old boys!!! lol!
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The overriding factor here is that Tommy Lee is a c***, therefore Charlie gets the nod.

 

Another way to look at it is a band are the sum of their parts.

 

The Stones are legendary therefore Charlie gets some of that.

 

Motley Crue are f***ing dreadful therefore Tommy gets some of that.

 

 

Oh, and did I say he's a c***?

:LOL:

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The overriding factor here is that Tommy Lee is a c***, therefore Charlie gets the nod.

 

Another way to look at it is a band are the sum of their parts.

 

The Stones are legendary therefore Charlie gets some of that.

 

Motley Crue are f***ing dreadful therefore Tommy gets some of that.

 

 

Oh, and did I say he's a c***?

:LOL:

Hundreds of years earlier in The Social Contract, Rousseau prophetically refers to Tommy Lee:

 

“A man may remain an imbecile and live; but as soon as the heart ceases to perform its functions, the animal is dead.” :blaze:

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Earl is cuckoo :crazy:

 

Hahaha! Hey Hi Water! The One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest Sexy Baby!

 

You damn right I beat to a different drummer!!! Tommy Lee Blows Watts Away!!!

 

 

I know humans who think that Neil Peart was totally overrated in the music biz.

 

Be careful what you type on the internet.

 

I know a lot Hi Water.

 

I prefer High Tide over Hi Water.

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Charlie Watts.

 

Although Tommy Lee is very good on Dr Feelgood.

 

I love it Cat!!

 

Pat and many others on here HATE "Dr. Feelgood."

 

I think the album is a pristine polished masterpiece!

 

 

Imagine Charlie Watts trying to play "LIVE WIRE!" LOL!

 

You guys can have your old boring drummers.

 

Legends indeed.

 

Pat! You love BLACK METAL. A genre that is complete CRAP and the opposite of anything Watts can do.

 

I will take Watts over any f***ing BLACK METAL drummer EVER!!!

 

Yeah I'm fuckking NUTS!

 

Let's go!!!

 

Let's talk about music all night long.

 

I'm not special and I don't know it all like you Pat but I'm ready for a fuckking Music Fight.

 

I don't need to use my fists and be violent like you have suggested in the past.

 

Mentally?

 

I'm ready to dig in and debate.

 

Ummm it's Thanksgiving over here so let me know when and where you want to strap in and talk about rock and roll.

 

I've seen the Rolling Stones three times Pat. You love them. They are from your Pond.

 

How many times have you seen them??????

 

Have you ever seen Rush live?

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You people are so fuckking wrong about Tommy Lee.

 

Do you idiots read books?

 

Tommy Lee was brought up with great parenting!!!!

He had a real family!!

He was a good kid.

 

You all judge him for his antics and drug and booze addiction when he became a rock star.

 

So Pat. What about Richards?

 

Your fuckking so called Guitar Zero.

 

Addicted to drugs and booze too. Like your overrated Hero Jimmy Page. Jeff Beck runs circles around Page.

 

Why do you call him KEEF? Is that some Limey reference?

 

I don't get it.

 

KEEP needs two blood transfusions to stay alive per year. What a winner.

 

The Rolling Stones have more bad albums than good ones.

 

MOTLEY FOOL!! YEP! THAT'S ME!!!

 

I LOVE IT!

 

You should have compared TOMMY LEE to JOHN BONHAM and LEONARD HAZE!!!! FOOL!

 

 

I'm RED HOT PAT!

 

You probably think any Rolling Stones song is better than that one.

 

MOTLEY CRUE BLOWS THE ROLLING WHEELCHAIR BONES AWAY!

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You people are so fuckking wrong about Tommy Lee.

 

Do you idiots read books?

 

Tommy Lee was brought up with great parenting!!!!

He had a real family!!

He was a good kid.

 

You all judge him for his antics and drug and booze addiction when he became a rock star.

 

 

 

His good upbringing as a child didn't seem to stop him from snorting coke and ants. Yes, ants (as noted by Ozzy in an old documentary).

 

If I do dumb shit as an adult, having nice parents growing up doesn't mean I didn't do that dumb shit as an adult.

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