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Tick is Tick is Tick is Tick is Tick

His hairstyle is shaped like a brick

It's really really thick

for an old man of sixty six

he's triassic

with feet that are syndactylic

anyway

His real name is Rick

In Ireland his name is Mick

He sometimes flies to Mozambique

And calls himself Novacik

plays soccer and takes the corner kicks

pretends he's technophilic

he loves the Witches of Eastwick

anyway...

He never gets sick

He prays to St Nick

to send him a hot chick

and he's waiting for a picnic

waiting for a picnic

collecting for fish stick

anyway...

Now he's...

Carrying a broken candle wick

on the end of a broomstick

working in the dark with an ice pick

trying and trying and trying to unpick

a thread in his old beatnik

jeans with a chopstick

anyway...

don't mention politics...

be very oblique

he's dangerous with a scissors kick

No one knows what makes Tick tick

people don't know a lick

they just think he's thick

but Tick knows many a trick

give the man called Tick a kick

to see if he's alive or just being a dick

he can twirl his nightstick

all his pans are nonstick

when he smokes it's a joss stick

when he tokes it's a joystick

anyway...

he's waiting for a picnic

looking like a dipstick

wearing purple lipstick

waiting for a picnic

Tick's heels click

His brick shaped hair he flicks

Looking like a farm hick

waiting for a mule kick

working in the yard with a pick

digging for an oil slick

looking for a yardstick

he's going seasick

spitting out his toothpick

performing all his slapstick

and his card tricks

it's magnifique

anyway

I better leave now double quick

lickerty-split

before he goes ballistic

like a lunatic

like luna TICK

and I'll need an antibiotic

look at Tick with his walking stick

waiting for a picnic

with a bottle of balsamic

he doesn't need arithmetic

he needs a conjuring trick

to get a picnic

tick is calling me a prick

and a Bolshevik

waiting for a picnic

threatening to throw a fire brick

this is his bailiwick

anyway...

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Tick is Tick is Tick is Tick is Tick

His hairstyle is shaped like a brick

It's really really thick

for an old man of sixty six

he's triassic

with feet that are syndactylic

anyway

His real name is Rick

In Ireland his name is Mick

He sometimes flies to Mozambique

And calls himself Novacik

plays soccer and takes the corner kicks

pretends he's technophilic

he loves the Witches of Eastwick

anyway...

He never gets sick

He prays to St Nick

to send him a hot chick

and he's waiting for a picnic

waiting for a picnic

collecting for fish stick

anyway...

Now he's...

Carrying a broken candle wick

on the end of a broomstick

working in the dark with an ice pick

trying and trying and trying to unpick

a thread in his old beatnik

jeans with a chopstick

anyway...

don't mention politics...

be very oblique

he's dangerous with a scissors kick

No one knows what makes Tick tick

people don't know a lick

they just think he's thick

but Tick knows many a trick

give the man called Tick a kick

to see if he's alive or just being a dick

he can twirl his nightstick

all his pans are nonstick

when he smokes it's a joss stick

when he tokes it's a joystick

anyway...

he's waiting for a picnic

looking like a dipstick

wearing purple lipstick

waiting for a picnic

Tick's heels click

His brick shaped hair he flicks

Looking like a farm hick

waiting for a mule kick

working in the yard with a pick

digging for an oil slick

looking for a yardstick

he's going seasick

spitting out his toothpick

performing all his slapstick

and his card tricks

it's magnifique

anyway

I better leave now double quick

lickerty-split

before he goes ballistic

like a lunatic

like luna TICK

and I'll need an antibiotic

look at Tick with his walking stick

waiting for a picnic

with a bottle of balsamic

he doesn't need arithmetic

he needs a conjuring trick

to get a picnic

tick is calling me a prick

and a Bolshevik

waiting for a picnic

threatening to throw a fire brick

this is his bailiwick

anyway...

 

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