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Jesus vs Zelix - Who wins this battle?


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Jesus or Zelix  

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  1. 1. Which deity do you prefer, Jesus or Zelix?

    • Jesus
    • Zelix
    • The Lords of Kobol
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Don't f**k with the Jesus!

 

Jesus is getting his own movie.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3_qcgXw32gc

 

Looks awful. Should’ve let Jesus stay in Big Lebowski

Where’s the money in that? Cha-Ching!

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Which Jesus are we taking about here?

 

a) little brown mid-east Jesus

b) tall white blonde Hollywood Jesus

c) the Lebowski guy

d) the Jesus Lizard

 

Little brown Jesus > (Traci) Lords of Kobol > Lebowski guy > Xelix > Hollywood Jesus > Xenu :yes:

 

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Loggins and Messi(n)ah :P

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Which Jesus are we taking about here?

 

a) little brown mid-east Jesus

b) tall white blonde Hollywood Jesus

c) the Lebowski guy

d) the Jesus Lizard

 

Little brown Jesus > (Traci) Lords of Kobol > Lebowski guy > Xelix > Hollywood Jesus > Xenu :yes:

 

ed8b8d6d1640570c19dd3dafda71129f.jpg

Loggins and Messi(n)ah :P

Little brown ME Jesus, the authentic one.

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Don't f**k with the Jesus!

 

Jesus is getting his own movie.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3_qcgXw32gc

 

Looks awful. Should’ve let Jesus stay in Big Lebowski

Where’s the money in that? Cha-Ching!

 

Bah. The Transformers series has made billions and yeah, nuff said.

 

Besides, Walter said Jesus is a pederast:

 

http://youtu.be/XbV2iLH0lHc

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