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[IbanezJem]

I joined the last thread back in 1919. Of course, in those days I was only a tea-boy, and cleaned out the admin`s lavatories. After five years they gave me a brush.  

Now I have risen to become Ibanez, King of the Britons. Ladies and gentlemen, admins, friends of the forum, your dummy Royal Highness. Once again, the thread has come full circle, and for me there can be no greater privilege and honour, than that to which it is my lot to have befallen this evening.  Sadly, I cannot be with you tonight, but I have sent my fridge. This is the fridge in which I keep most of my milk, butter and eggs. What a typically selfless gesture, that I should send this fridge, of all of my fridges, to be with you all tonight.

This new thread will enable the people of TRF to post without recourse to the SOCN thread or to the thread outside the post office at New World Women which many people used to use, but which has now been discontinued owing to the opening of this thread and also the re-organization of thread distribution throughout the whole forum.

Edited by IbanezJem, 08 September 2020 - 01:44 PM.

[blackhawkrush]

Excuse me, is the third test in here?  

[IbanezJem]

blackhawkrush, on 08 September 2020 - 01:49 PM, said:

Excuse me, is the third test in here?  

This week it's all-in cricket, live from the Municipal Baths, Croydon.

[_hi_water._]

why is there a new thread?

[blackhawkrush]

IbanezJem, on 08 September 2020 - 02:01 PM, said:

blackhawkrush, on 08 September 2020 - 01:49 PM, said:

Excuse me, is the third test in here?  

This week it's all-in cricket, live from the Municipal Baths, Croydon.

And now it's Bo Wildeburg running in again to bowl to Cowdrey, he runs in..he bowls to Cowdrey and no shot at all, a superb display of inertia there. An that's the end of the over, and drinks.

[blackhawkrush]

_hi_water._, on 08 September 2020 - 02:12 PM, said:

why is there a new thread?

The old one had too many pages...I think.

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blackhawkrush, on 08 September 2020 - 02:51 PM, said:

_hi_water._, on 08 September 2020 - 02:12 PM, said:

why is there a new thread?

The old one had too many pages...I think.

Yes, and those pages were smelly! They were smelly and disgusting! I hate them, I hate them, I hate them!!!

[IbanezJem]

_hi_water._, on 08 September 2020 - 02:12 PM, said:

why is there a new thread?

An older boy made me do it.

[IbanezJem]

blackhawkrush, on 08 September 2020 - 02:50 PM, said:

IbanezJem, on 08 September 2020 - 02:01 PM, said:

blackhawkrush, on 08 September 2020 - 01:49 PM, said:

Excuse me, is the third test in here?  

This week it's all-in cricket, live from the Municipal Baths, Croydon.

And now it's Bo Wildeburg running in again to bowl to Cowdrey, he runs in..he bowls to Cowdrey and no shot at all, a superb display of inertia there. An that's the end of the over, and drinks.

If you're just having preliminary aperitifs - Dubonnet, a sherry or a sparkling white wine - then the guests will obviously be in a fairly formal mood and it will be difficult to tell which are the communist agitators.

[blackhawkrush]

IbanezJem, on 08 September 2020 - 03:01 PM, said:

blackhawkrush, on 08 September 2020 - 02:50 PM, said:

IbanezJem, on 08 September 2020 - 02:01 PM, said:

blackhawkrush, on 08 September 2020 - 01:49 PM, said:

Excuse me, is the third test in here?  

This week it's all-in cricket, live from the Municipal Baths, Croydon.

And now it's Bo Wildeburg running in again to bowl to Cowdrey, he runs in..he bowls to Cowdrey and no shot at all, a superb display of inertia there. An that's the end of the over, and drinks.

If you're just having preliminary aperitifs - Dubonnet, a sherry or a sparkling white wine - then the guests will obviously be in a fairly formal mood and it will be difficult to tell which are the communist agitators.

I will not let myself fall into the hands of these scum.

[_hi_water._]

blackhawkrush, on 08 September 2020 - 03:09 PM, said:

IbanezJem, on 08 September 2020 - 03:01 PM, said:

blackhawkrush, on 08 September 2020 - 02:50 PM, said:

IbanezJem, on 08 September 2020 - 02:01 PM, said:

blackhawkrush, on 08 September 2020 - 01:49 PM, said:

Excuse me, is the third test in here?  

This week it's all-in cricket, live from the Municipal Baths, Croydon.

And now it's Bo Wildeburg running in again to bowl to Cowdrey, he runs in..he bowls to Cowdrey and no shot at all, a superb display of inertia there. An that's the end of the over, and drinks.

If you're just having preliminary aperitifs - Dubonnet, a sherry or a sparkling white wine - then the guests will obviously be in a fairly formal mood and it will be difficult to tell which are the communist agitators.

I will not let myself fall into the hands of these scum.

scum isn't allowed in Young Guns.

[Fordgalaxy]

_hi_water._, on 08 September 2020 - 02:12 PM, said:

why is there a new thread?

And what's it about?

[blackhawkrush]

Fordgalaxy, on 08 September 2020 - 03:42 PM, said:

_hi_water._, on 08 September 2020 - 02:12 PM, said:

why is there a new thread?

And what's it about?

It's about posting a line from Monty Python and then wait for someone else to answer, hopefully with a line from a different episode. Wanna join the party?

[Fordgalaxy]

blackhawkrush, on 08 September 2020 - 04:11 PM, said:

Fordgalaxy, on 08 September 2020 - 03:42 PM, said:

_hi_water._, on 08 September 2020 - 02:12 PM, said:

why is there a new thread?

And what's it about?

It's about posting a line from Monty Python and then wait for someone else to answer, hopefully with a line from a different episode. Wanna join the party?

I don't know a lot of stuff from the episodes but I suppose I could look some up while eating some Venezuelan beaver cheese.

[Your_Lion]

blackhawkrush, on 08 September 2020 - 03:09 PM, said:

IbanezJem, on 08 September 2020 - 03:01 PM, said:

blackhawkrush, on 08 September 2020 - 02:50 PM, said:

IbanezJem, on 08 September 2020 - 02:01 PM, said:

blackhawkrush, on 08 September 2020 - 01:49 PM, said:

Excuse me, is the third test in here?  

This week it's all-in cricket, live from the Municipal Baths, Croydon.

And now it's Bo Wildeburg running in again to bowl to Cowdrey, he runs in..he bowls to Cowdrey and no shot at all, a superb display of inertia there. An that's the end of the over, and drinks.

If you're just having preliminary aperitifs - Dubonnet, a sherry or a sparkling white wine - then the guests will obviously be in a fairly formal mood and it will be difficult to tell which are the communist agitators.

I will not let myself fall into the hands of these scum.

Mash that dirty red scum, kick 'em in the teeth where it hurts

[blackhawkrush]

Your_Lion, on 08 September 2020 - 06:15 PM, said:

blackhawkrush, on 08 September 2020 - 03:09 PM, said:

IbanezJem, on 08 September 2020 - 03:01 PM, said:

blackhawkrush, on 08 September 2020 - 02:50 PM, said:

IbanezJem, on 08 September 2020 - 02:01 PM, said:

blackhawkrush, on 08 September 2020 - 01:49 PM, said:

Excuse me, is the third test in here?  

This week it's all-in cricket, live from the Municipal Baths, Croydon.

And now it's Bo Wildeburg running in again to bowl to Cowdrey, he runs in..he bowls to Cowdrey and no shot at all, a superb display of inertia there. An that's the end of the over, and drinks.

If you're just having preliminary aperitifs - Dubonnet, a sherry or a sparkling white wine - then the guests will obviously be in a fairly formal mood and it will be difficult to tell which are the communist agitators.

I will not let myself fall into the hands of these scum.

Mash that dirty red scum, kick 'em in the teeth where it hurts

Clearly, the British public's view is a hostile one. HOSTILE.  

[Your_Lion]

blackhawkrush, on 08 September 2020 - 06:19 PM, said:

Your_Lion, on 08 September 2020 - 06:15 PM, said:

blackhawkrush, on 08 September 2020 - 03:09 PM, said:

IbanezJem, on 08 September 2020 - 03:01 PM, said:

blackhawkrush, on 08 September 2020 - 02:50 PM, said:

IbanezJem, on 08 September 2020 - 02:01 PM, said:

blackhawkrush, on 08 September 2020 - 01:49 PM, said:

Excuse me, is the third test in here?  

This week it's all-in cricket, live from the Municipal Baths, Croydon.

And now it's Bo Wildeburg running in again to bowl to Cowdrey, he runs in..he bowls to Cowdrey and no shot at all, a superb display of inertia there. An that's the end of the over, and drinks.

If you're just having preliminary aperitifs - Dubonnet, a sherry or a sparkling white wine - then the guests will obviously be in a fairly formal mood and it will be difficult to tell which are the communist agitators.

I will not let myself fall into the hands of these scum.

Mash that dirty red scum, kick 'em in the teeth where it hurts

Clearly, the British public's view is a hostile one. HOSTILE.  

Not at all bad.  Another merciless sweep across Central Europe

[blackhawkrush]

Your_Lion, on 08 September 2020 - 07:15 PM, said:

blackhawkrush, on 08 September 2020 - 06:19 PM, said:

Your_Lion, on 08 September 2020 - 06:15 PM, said:

blackhawkrush, on 08 September 2020 - 03:09 PM, said:

IbanezJem, on 08 September 2020 - 03:01 PM, said:

blackhawkrush, on 08 September 2020 - 02:50 PM, said:

IbanezJem, on 08 September 2020 - 02:01 PM, said:

blackhawkrush, on 08 September 2020 - 01:49 PM, said:

Excuse me, is the third test in here?  

This week it's all-in cricket, live from the Municipal Baths, Croydon.

And now it's Bo Wildeburg running in again to bowl to Cowdrey, he runs in..he bowls to Cowdrey and no shot at all, a superb display of inertia there. An that's the end of the over, and drinks.

If you're just having preliminary aperitifs - Dubonnet, a sherry or a sparkling white wine - then the guests will obviously be in a fairly formal mood and it will be difficult to tell which are the communist agitators.

I will not let myself fall into the hands of these scum.

Mash that dirty red scum, kick 'em in the teeth where it hurts

Clearly, the British public's view is a hostile one. HOSTILE.  

Not at all bad.  Another merciless sweep across Central Europe

Ha, ha! Caught you, Mr. A, T. Great. You made one fatal mistake...you see, this wasn't a Hunalyser...it was an Alexander the Greatalyser. Take him away, Beryl.  

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blackhawkrush, on 08 September 2020 - 07:28 PM, said:

Your_Lion, on 08 September 2020 - 07:15 PM, said:

blackhawkrush, on 08 September 2020 - 06:19 PM, said:

Your_Lion, on 08 September 2020 - 06:15 PM, said:

blackhawkrush, on 08 September 2020 - 03:09 PM, said:

IbanezJem, on 08 September 2020 - 03:01 PM, said:

blackhawkrush, on 08 September 2020 - 02:50 PM, said:

IbanezJem, on 08 September 2020 - 02:01 PM, said:

blackhawkrush, on 08 September 2020 - 01:49 PM, said:

Excuse me, is the third test in here?  

This week it's all-in cricket, live from the Municipal Baths, Croydon.

And now it's Bo Wildeburg running in again to bowl to Cowdrey, he runs in..he bowls to Cowdrey and no shot at all, a superb display of inertia there. An that's the end of the over, and drinks.

If you're just having preliminary aperitifs - Dubonnet, a sherry or a sparkling white wine - then the guests will obviously be in a fairly formal mood and it will be difficult to tell which are the communist agitators.

I will not let myself fall into the hands of these scum.

Mash that dirty red scum, kick 'em in the teeth where it hurts

Clearly, the British public's view is a hostile one. HOSTILE.  

Not at all bad.  Another merciless sweep across Central Europe

Ha, ha! Caught you, Mr. A, T. Great. You made one fatal mistake...you see, this wasn't a Hunalyser...it was an Alexander the Greatalyser. Take him away, Beryl.  

And because I'm so evil you'll all die the slow way -- under the drill!

[blackhawkrush]

1-0-0-1-0-0-1, on 08 September 2020 - 09:36 PM, said:

blackhawkrush, on 08 September 2020 - 07:28 PM, said:

Your_Lion, on 08 September 2020 - 07:15 PM, said:

blackhawkrush, on 08 September 2020 - 06:19 PM, said:

Your_Lion, on 08 September 2020 - 06:15 PM, said:

blackhawkrush, on 08 September 2020 - 03:09 PM, said:

IbanezJem, on 08 September 2020 - 03:01 PM, said:

blackhawkrush, on 08 September 2020 - 02:50 PM, said:

IbanezJem, on 08 September 2020 - 02:01 PM, said:

blackhawkrush, on 08 September 2020 - 01:49 PM, said:

Excuse me, is the third test in here?  

This week it's all-in cricket, live from the Municipal Baths, Croydon.

And now it's Bo Wildeburg running in again to bowl to Cowdrey, he runs in..he bowls to Cowdrey and no shot at all, a superb display of inertia there. An that's the end of the over, and drinks.

If you're just having preliminary aperitifs - Dubonnet, a sherry or a sparkling white wine - then the guests will obviously be in a fairly formal mood and it will be difficult to tell which are the communist agitators.

I will not let myself fall into the hands of these scum.

Mash that dirty red scum, kick 'em in the teeth where it hurts

Clearly, the British public's view is a hostile one. HOSTILE.  

Not at all bad.  Another merciless sweep across Central Europe

Ha, ha! Caught you, Mr. A, T. Great. You made one fatal mistake...you see, this wasn't a Hunalyser...it was an Alexander the Greatalyser. Take him away, Beryl.  

And because I'm so evil you'll all die the slow way -- under the drill!

Listen chaps, there's still a chance. I'm done for, I've got a gammy leg and I'm going fast. I'll never get through 73, but some of you might.