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Poll: Which method of execution will you choose for the maniac who killed three people? (5 member(s) have cast votes)

How will you execute the killer?

  1. Gunshot to the back of his head using a 44 magnum with exploding bullets...until death... (0 votes [0.00%])

    Percentage of vote: 0.00%

  2. Knife to the heart until dead (1 votes [20.00%] - View)

    Percentage of vote: 20.00%

  3. Hang him from a tree (0 votes [0.00%])

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  4. Punch him to the stomach until death (0 votes [0.00%])

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  5. Gelignite up the arse (0 votes [0.00%])

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  6. Rifle butt to the head until he is no more (0 votes [0.00%])

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  7. Punches to the nose until it stops breathing (0 votes [0.00%])

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  8. Piano wire necklace (0 votes [0.00%])

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  9. Eat him alive using a knife and fork (0 votes [0.00%])

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  10. Take him out to the Wicker Man and set it alight (1 votes [20.00%] - View)

    Percentage of vote: 20.00%

  11. Starve the cat until it eats him alive (1 votes [20.00%] - View)

    Percentage of vote: 20.00%

  12. Poison him with your bad cooking (0 votes [0.00%])

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  13. Get the biggest whore in the community to f**k him to death (0 votes [0.00%])

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  14. Get the community mountain man to cut his balls off (0 votes [0.00%])

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  15. Infect his blood using the local Ebola patient (0 votes [0.00%])

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  16. Run him over with your car...until death of course (0 votes [0.00%])

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  17. Pull your pants down and shit on him to death (1 votes [20.00%] - View)

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  18. Pull out his teeth and wait for him to bleed to death (0 votes [0.00%])

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  19. Push him off the highest building (0 votes [0.00%])

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  20. Dynamite tied to his nuts...in 3...2...1... and when it explodes wait until death... (0 votes [0.00%])

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  21. Drop him in an acid bath (0 votes [0.00%])

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  22. Using your favourite glove cuff him to death with it (0 votes [0.00%])

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  23. Samurai sword to the head and take a little bit off the top, about half... (0 votes [0.00%])

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  24. Machete to the thigh until he bleeds out (0 votes [0.00%])

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  25. Sit down and pour some brandy and drink him under the table...until death (0 votes [0.00%])

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  26. Use a scalpel to slice him up into 755 pieces (0 votes [0.00%])

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  27. Eat his liver with some fava beans and a nice cianti (0 votes [0.00%])

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  28. Let the local gossips talk him to death (0 votes [0.00%])

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  29. Get the local bore to bore him to death (0 votes [0.00%])

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  30. Fat lady suffocation (0 votes [0.00%])

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  31. Poodle dog bite on the rectum (0 votes [0.00%])

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  32. Pit Bull attaches to balls...until death (0 votes [0.00%])

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  33. Brass knuckle scarlet river (0 votes [0.00%])

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  34. Cod fish slap ferox (0 votes [0.00%])

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  35. Hitchcock's birds to the face (0 votes [0.00%])

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  36. Vampire circus execution, using the local fake vampire goth girl (1 votes [20.00%] - View)

    Percentage of vote: 20.00%

  37. Punch to the butthole until death (gloves provided) (0 votes [0.00%])

    Percentage of vote: 0.00%

  38. Head-squeeze vice bench ending (0 votes [0.00%])

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  39. The communities own lady who's obsessed with murderers writes him letters...until death (0 votes [0.00%])

    Percentage of vote: 0.00%

  40. Koala Bear cuddles until death... (0 votes [0.00%])

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#1 treeduck

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Posted 24 June 2020 - 08:46 PM

...with a bunch of survivors building a new community. Chaos needs to be contained, law and order needs to instilled.

A maniac runs amok one day and kills three people, he's subdued and captured. Justice must be now served for the sake of the survival of the new community, he must die!

You have been given the job of executioner, that's the bad news. The good news is you can choose any method to put him out of your misery. The options are in the POLL! Think carefully your community might depend on your decision.

Edited by treeduck, 24 June 2020 - 08:57 PM.


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#2 J2112YYZ

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Posted 24 June 2020 - 08:57 PM

I would murder the person in the exact same way they murdered their victims. If they used different methods for each one then they will be killed multiple times.

#3 treeduck

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Posted 24 June 2020 - 08:58 PM

View PostJ2112YYZ, on 24 June 2020 - 08:57 PM, said:

I would murder the person in the exact same way they murdered their victims. If they used different methods for each one then they will be killed multiple times.
Yeah but in this case no one knows how he murdered them. The bodies were mutilated and burned after death and he refused to talk even after hours of torture. What now captain?

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Posted 24 June 2020 - 10:04 PM

knife to the heart

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Posted 25 June 2020 - 02:37 AM

Something not listed.


The 1 Week Challenge:

Step 1) 3 days straight in a sensory deprivation tank in order to make mince meat out of his mind.

Step 2) For further grinding of his mind, spirit, and body -  3 days of sleep deprivation. During this time I’d provide him with enough water so that he doesn’t die on me. No food though.

Step 3) Cover his entire body in boiling cheese then for 12 hours put him in a 3’ x 3’ room with 100,000 starving rats. Let’s enjoy what happens.

Step 4) The remaining 12 hours of the 1 Week Challenge will be spent in a bathtub of piranha.

Of course, he may not make it to Step 4 or even Step 3 but that’s just tough shit. :blaze:

Edited by JohnnyBlaze, 25 June 2020 - 02:39 AM.


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Posted 25 June 2020 - 02:41 AM

View PostJohnnyBlaze, on 25 June 2020 - 02:37 AM, said:

Something not listed.


The 1 Week Challenge:

Step 1) 3 days straight in a sensory deprivation tank in order to make mince meat out of his mind.

Step 2) For further grinding of his mind, spirit, and body -  3 days of sleep deprivation. During this time I’d provide him with enough water so that he doesn’t die on me. No food though.

Step 3) Cover his entire body in boiling cheese then for 12 hours put him in a 3’ x 3’ room with 100,000 starving rats. Let’s enjoy what happens.

Step 4) The remaining 12 hours of the 1 Week Challenge will be spent in a bathtub of piranha.

Of course, he may not make it to Step 4 or even Step 3 but that’s just tough shit. :blaze:
I couldn't fit that one in the options, it was on my list though!

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Posted 25 June 2020 - 02:43 AM

View Posttreeduck, on 25 June 2020 - 02:41 AM, said:

View PostJohnnyBlaze, on 25 June 2020 - 02:37 AM, said:

Something not listed.


The 1 Week Challenge:

Step 1) 3 days straight in a sensory deprivation tank in order to make mince meat out of his mind.

Step 2) For further grinding of his mind, spirit, and body -  3 days of sleep deprivation. During this time I’d provide him with enough water so that he doesn’t die on me. No food though.

Step 3) Cover his entire body in boiling cheese then for 12 hours put him in a 3’ x 3’ room with 100,000 starving rats. Let’s enjoy what happens.

Step 4) The remaining 12 hours of the 1 Week Challenge will be spent in a bathtub of piranha.

Of course, he may not make it to Step 4 or even Step 3 but that’s just tough shit. :blaze:
I couldn't fit that one in the options, it was on my list though!

On the books it’s listed as “The 1 Week Challenge” but in that apocalyptic future town it’s more commonly known as “JohnnyBlaze’s Fun Time Week”

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Posted 25 June 2020 - 06:58 AM

Certainly not the biggest whore or fat lady suffocation options ..... far too enjoyable lol!!

The Wicker Man seems to be a suitable one..... or a new one .... red hot poker up the hole

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Posted 25 June 2020 - 09:56 AM

Bullet to the back of the head.  Just get it over with.

No bullets?  Then he can bleed out - in the style of Littlefinger.

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Posted 25 June 2020 - 10:27 AM

View Postgrep, on 25 June 2020 - 09:56 AM, said:

Bullet to the back of the head.  Just get it over with.

No bullets?  Then he can bleed out - in the style of Littlefinger.
and you could whip his ass :whip:

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Posted 30 June 2020 - 08:55 PM

Vampire Circus, all the way.



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Posted 01 July 2020 - 03:42 PM

View Postzepphead, on 25 June 2020 - 06:58 AM, said:

Certainly not the biggest whore or fat lady suffocation options ..... far too enjoyable lol!!

The Wicker Man seems to be a suitable one..... or a new one .... red hot poker up the hole
:laughing guy:

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Posted 01 July 2020 - 03:42 PM

View Postgoose, on 30 June 2020 - 08:55 PM, said:

Vampire Circus, all the way.
:outtahere:

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Posted 02 July 2020 - 12:18 AM

S*** him to death. I'll stop at Taco Bell and get a cheap beer and do him in.

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Posted 04 July 2020 - 08:30 AM

Once I've stopped laughing at the options (I'm so sorry, ducky, they're brilliant! :P ), I'll participate.





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