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Guys and girls!

 

This whole thing is terrifying yet the Earth is healing at a very rapid rate.

Don't blame me. I'm not a fuckking tree hugger. I'm not a Liberal, but I do see the greater good in this Pandemic.

It seems Mother Nature has had enough of us stupid ass humans. We are truly the "Planet Of The Human Apes."

We drop garbage everywhere, plastic in the seas. China burns coal and the skies are burning red with flame and death.

 

BUT WAIT!

 

My amazing daughter showed me incredible pictures of our world. She studying to be a doctor.

She's all about science and nature.

I get it. Me too. I love Charles Darwin. lol

 

But Zoe showed me pictures of compare and contrast tonight.

It was groundbreaking.

 

She showed me pictures on the sky above China years ago. All orange, red and smokey and shite.

Today the skies about China are clear ice blue skies.

 

Zoe showed me a picture of Venice last summer. The water in the canals was covered in garbage and dark green shite.

 

Today, the water in the canals are sparkling clear blue. You can actually see small fish swimming in the canals.

 

Zo showed me a dolphin swimming in clear blue water very close the the Sardinian shoreline.

 

The Earth is smarter than us stupid ass humans.

 

Wake the fuckk up.

 

This is already one lesson to learn and we are just getting started.

 

I can't believe I'm typing this.

 

But I see the proof. Humanity is getting sick and the Earth is getting better.

 

Could you imagine an Earth without humans?

 

It would be paradise again.

 

Genesis to Revelations.

Atheists to agnostics.

Doesn't matter!

 

We are all here now.

 

GOOD LUCK!!!

 

What was that fake butter commercial back in the Seventies or Eighties?

 

Imperial Margarine?

 

I can't remember, but I remember this kids......

 

 

"DON'T MESS WITH MOTHER NATURE!"

 

 

 

 

MAY THE FORCE BE WITH YOU ALL!!

 

Time for me to sign off and even though I hate Star Trek, I love "Star Trek The Voyage Home."

 

Save the whales. Save the planet.

 

Save the Earth, save humanity.

 

 

Where is my Nobel Peace Prize? Kidding.

 

 

 

 

 

RUSH ON!!!!

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and now the clip

 

http://youtu.be/0_m8AmAm-XE

 

Hahahaha! Of course! Right on cue my Amigo. Where is Pat the other Amigo.

 

We are "The Three Amigos!!!

 

I'm Chevy Chase.

Pat is Steve Martin.

You are Martin Short.

 

What do you think???

 

Humans are getting sick and dying while the Earth is healing and getting healthier.

 

This is so surreal.

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Earl, ever see this?

 

 

http://youtu.be/GorgFtCqPEs

 

 

Incredible JB, are you trying to make me shed a tear? Amazing.

I love Robin Williams too. RIP

Legend.

Both of these creatures are.

 

Even dolphins are smarter than humans.

 

Stupid humans JB.

 

I'm not even religious, but I believe in the Universe. I've studied it all JB.

I even graduated from St. Mary's College as an atheist.

 

So glad I wrote this thread.

 

The Koko Robin video was worth it all.

 

I'm actually drinking a Blue Moon watching "Airplane!" One of the greatest comedies ever made next to....

 

 

"Blazing Saddles"

"History Of The World Part I"

 

I love "Hot Tub Time Machine" too.

 

Glad I'm fuckingg crazy.

 

 

"We are only immortal for a limited time."

 

So JB,

 

These are serious times.

 

 

Why has the world turned into shit since Neil passed?

 

RUSH ON!

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Guys and girls!

 

This whole thing is terrifying yet the Earth is healing at a very rapid rate.

Don't blame me. I'm not a fuckking tree hugger. I'm not a Liberal, but I do see the greater good in this Pandemic.

It seems Mother Nature has had enough of us stupid ass humans. We are truly the "Planet Of The Human Apes."

We drop garbage everywhere, plastic in the seas. China burns coal and the skies are burning red with flame and death.

 

BUT WAIT!

 

My amazing daughter showed me incredible pictures of our world. She studying to be a doctor.

She's all about science and nature.

I get it. Me too. I love Charles Darwin. lol

 

But Zoe showed me pictures of compare and contrast tonight.

It was groundbreaking.

 

She showed me pictures on the sky above China years ago. All orange, red and smokey and shite.

Today the skies about China are clear ice blue skies.

 

Zoe showed me a picture of Venice last summer. The water in the canals was covered in garbage and dark green shite.

 

Today, the water in the canals are sparkling clear blue. You can actually see small fish swimming in the canals.

 

Zo showed me a dolphin swimming in clear blue water very close the the Sardinian shoreline.

 

The Earth is smarter than us stupid ass humans.

 

Wake the fuckk up.

 

This is already one lesson to learn and we are just getting started.

 

I can't believe I'm typing this.

 

But I see the proof. Humanity is getting sick and the Earth is getting better.

 

Could you imagine an Earth without humans?

 

It would be paradise again.

 

Genesis to Revelations.

Atheists to agnostics.

Doesn't matter!

 

We are all here now.

 

GOOD LUCK!!!

 

What was that fake butter commercial back in the Seventies or Eighties?

 

Imperial Margarine?

 

I can't remember, but I remember this kids......

 

 

"DON'T MESS WITH MOTHER NATURE!"

 

 

 

 

MAY THE FORCE BE WITH YOU ALL!!

 

Time for me to sign off and even though I hate Star Trek, I love "Star Trek The Voyage Home."

 

Save the whales. Save the planet.

 

Save the Earth, save humanity.

 

 

Where is my Nobel Peace Prize? Kidding.

 

 

 

 

 

RUSH ON!!!!

 

Someone notify admin. Greta T has hacked Earl's account :LOL:

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Earl, ever see this?

 

 

http://youtu.be/GorgFtCqPEs

 

 

Incredible JB, are you trying to make me shed a tear? Amazing.

I love Robin Williams too. RIP

Legend.

Both of these creatures are.

 

Even dolphins are smarter than humans.

 

Stupid humans JB.

 

I'm not even religious, but I believe in the Universe. I've studied it all JB.

I even graduated from St. Mary's College as an atheist.

 

So glad I wrote this thread.

 

The Koko Robin video was worth it all.

 

I'm actually drinking a Blue Moon watching "Airplane!" One of the greatest comedies ever made next to....

 

 

"Blazing Saddles"

"History Of The World Part I"

 

I love "Hot Tub Time Machine" too.

 

Glad I'm fuckingg crazy.

 

 

"We are only immortal for a limited time."

 

So JB,

 

These are serious times.

 

 

Why has the world turned into shit since Neil passed?

 

RUSH ON!

 

There's another vid with Koko and Flea but this one with Robin is more interesting. Flea's just in gorilla fanboy heaven. And that's cool but as a viewer it doesn't make for anything interesting.

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Guys and girls!

 

This whole thing is terrifying yet the Earth is healing at a very rapid rate.

Don't blame me. I'm not a fuckking tree hugger. I'm not a Liberal, but I do see the greater good in this Pandemic.

It seems Mother Nature has had enough of us stupid ass humans. We are truly the "Planet Of The Human Apes."

We drop garbage everywhere, plastic in the seas. China burns coal and the skies are burning red with flame and death.

 

BUT WAIT!

 

My amazing daughter showed me incredible pictures of our world. She studying to be a doctor.

She's all about science and nature.

I get it. Me too. I love Charles Darwin. lol

 

But Zoe showed me pictures of compare and contrast tonight.

It was groundbreaking.

 

She showed me pictures on the sky above China years ago. All orange, red and smokey and shite.

Today the skies about China are clear ice blue skies.

 

Zoe showed me a picture of Venice last summer. The water in the canals was covered in garbage and dark green shite.

 

Today, the water in the canals are sparkling clear blue. You can actually see small fish swimming in the canals.

 

Zo showed me a dolphin swimming in clear blue water very close the the Sardinian shoreline.

 

The Earth is smarter than us stupid ass humans.

 

Wake the fuckk up.

 

This is already one lesson to learn and we are just getting started.

 

I can't believe I'm typing this.

 

But I see the proof. Humanity is getting sick and the Earth is getting better.

 

Could you imagine an Earth without humans?

 

It would be paradise again.

 

Genesis to Revelations.

Atheists to agnostics.

Doesn't matter!

 

We are all here now.

 

GOOD LUCK!!!

 

What was that fake butter commercial back in the Seventies or Eighties?

 

Imperial Margarine?

 

I can't remember, but I remember this kids......

 

 

"DON'T MESS WITH MOTHER NATURE!"

 

 

 

 

MAY THE FORCE BE WITH YOU ALL!!

 

Time for me to sign off and even though I hate Star Trek, I love "Star Trek The Voyage Home."

 

Save the whales. Save the planet.

 

Save the Earth, save humanity.

 

 

Where is my Nobel Peace Prize? Kidding.

 

 

 

 

 

RUSH ON!!!!

 

Someone notify admin. Greta T has hacked Earl's account :LOL:

 

 

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I might have a stroke instead of die off from Covid-19!!!

 

I had to look that chick up, holy shit man, you kill me. I think Pat put some pics up of that chick.

 

Give me a Long Island Iced "T" instead. Hell as you know I met Ice T. Please.

 

Zoe, my daughter is a moderate middle of the roader. She showed me these pictures but it made sense.

 

The world is getting better thanks to stupid humans living indoors. Oh the irony.

 

"And The Meek Shall Inherit The Earth....." cliche

 

"And the meek won't inherit shit." David Lee Roth

 

I wouldn't vote for Biden or Socialist Sanders if you put the Covid-19 Virus into my A Clockwork Orange eyeballs! lol

 

Jonny!!! You kill me. I think Pat has put of pictures of Greta on here.

 

I will take Greta T over Greta Van Shiteeeeee any day. lol

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Earl, ever see this?

 

 

http://youtu.be/GorgFtCqPEs

 

 

Incredible JB, are you trying to make me shed a tear? Amazing.

I love Robin Williams too. RIP

Legend.

Both of these creatures are.

 

Even dolphins are smarter than humans.

 

Stupid humans JB.

 

I'm not even religious, but I believe in the Universe. I've studied it all JB.

I even graduated from St. Mary's College as an atheist.

 

So glad I wrote this thread.

 

The Koko Robin video was worth it all.

 

I'm actually drinking a Blue Moon watching "Airplane!" One of the greatest comedies ever made next to....

 

 

"Blazing Saddles"

"History Of The World Part I"

 

I love "Hot Tub Time Machine" too.

 

Glad I'm fuckingg crazy.

 

 

"We are only immortal for a limited time."

 

So JB,

 

These are serious times.

 

 

Why has the world turned into shit since Neil passed?

 

RUSH ON!

 

There's another vid with Koko and Flea but this one with Robin is more interesting. Flea's just in gorilla fanboy heaven. And that's cool but as a viewer it doesn't make for anything interesting.

 

I love Flea JB but yes, the Robin video works for me.

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"73 is going to ban me for being like the wonderful and ignorant Greta T."

 

I would prefer to start up an old Model T Ford.

 

Ronald Regan

Gerald Ford?

 

This thread is really starting to sink into the Earth.

 

Signed,

 

"Beneath The Planet Of The Apes"

 

 

"Armageddon It? Oh yeah, I'm a gettin' it."

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The skies are red

But now they are blue

There is a virus terrorizing the Earth

Yet as Alice Cooper would say...

We are all just Humanary Stew.

I want to rock while you eat your

Cinnamon roll.

You can only get take out now

Before some bat head soup virus

Takes your soul.

Some blame the US Military

For this insane and over the top disease,

Yet I believe in Full Metal Jacket,

You can thank the wonderful Chinese.

They put coal in the air and like to build

Shit with lots of lead paint.

We buy everything from them because we

Want to make the world a profitable place,

But it ain't.

Especially now when the stock market is reading

The children's book entitled

"How Now Brown Cow."

Watch out for the bat shit that falls into the trough of a

Cutle little sow.

We are all waiting to see what our government does,

Bailouts and cash to every American sounds great.

But in the meantime all the bars are closed,

So I will have to stay home in quarantine and masturbate.

Does this poem really have and end?

Or will it keep going until my last passionate pump.

Please don't get upset at me,

And for goodness sake, don't blame the Coronavirus on Donald Trump.

 

 

This poem has no title.

 

 

Name it.

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Makes me think of Dan Brown's 'Inferno' where human overpopulation ruining the Earth is discussed and the planned virus leak to slow it down.
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Guys and girls!

 

This whole thing is terrifying yet the Earth is healing at a very rapid rate.

Don't blame me. I'm not a fuckking tree hugger. I'm not a Liberal, but I do see the greater good in this Pandemic.

It seems Mother Nature has had enough of us stupid ass humans. We are truly the "Planet Of The Human Apes."

We drop garbage everywhere, plastic in the seas. China burns coal and the skies are burning red with flame and death.

 

BUT WAIT!

 

My amazing daughter showed me incredible pictures of our world. She studying to be a doctor.

She's all about science and nature.

I get it. Me too. I love Charles Darwin. lol

 

But Zoe showed me pictures of compare and contrast tonight.

It was groundbreaking.

 

She showed me pictures on the sky above China years ago. All orange, red and smokey and shite.

Today the skies about China are clear ice blue skies.

 

Zoe showed me a picture of Venice last summer. The water in the canals was covered in garbage and dark green shite.

 

Today, the water in the canals are sparkling clear blue. You can actually see small fish swimming in the canals.

 

Zo showed me a dolphin swimming in clear blue water very close the the Sardinian shoreline.

 

The Earth is smarter than us stupid ass humans.

 

Wake the fuckk up.

 

This is already one lesson to learn and we are just getting started.

 

I can't believe I'm typing this.

 

But I see the proof. Humanity is getting sick and the Earth is getting better.

 

Could you imagine an Earth without humans?

 

It would be paradise again.

 

Genesis to Revelations.

Atheists to agnostics.

Doesn't matter!

 

We are all here now.

 

GOOD LUCK!!!

 

What was that fake butter commercial back in the Seventies or Eighties?

 

Imperial Margarine?

 

I can't remember, but I remember this kids......

 

 

"DON'T MESS WITH MOTHER NATURE!"

 

 

 

 

MAY THE FORCE BE WITH YOU ALL!!

 

Time for me to sign off and even though I hate Star Trek, I love "Star Trek The Voyage Home."

 

Save the whales. Save the planet.

 

Save the Earth, save humanity.

 

 

Where is my Nobel Peace Prize? Kidding.

 

 

 

 

 

RUSH ON!!!!

I thought the virus was man-made in China?

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"73 is going to ban me for being like the wonderful and ignorant Greta T."

 

I would prefer to start up an old Model T Ford.

 

Ronald Regan

Gerald Ford?

 

This thread is really starting to sink into the Earth.

 

Signed,

 

"Beneath The Planet Of The Apes"

 

 

"Armageddon It? Oh yeah, I'm a gettin' it."

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The skies are red

But now they are blue

There is a virus terrorizing the Earth

Yet as Alice Cooper would say...

We are all just Humanary Stew.

I want to rock while you eat your

Cinnamon roll.

You can only get take out now

Before some bat head soup virus

Takes your soul.

Some blame the US Military

For this insane and over the top disease,

Yet I believe in Full Metal Jacket,

You can thank the wonderful Chinese.

They put coal in the air and like to build

Shit with lots of lead paint.

We buy everything from them because we

Want to make the world a profitable place,

But it ain't.

Especially now when the stock market is reading

The children's book entitled

"How Now Brown Cow."

Watch out for the bat shit that falls into the trough of a

Cutle little sow.

We are all waiting to see what our government does,

Bailouts and cash to every American sounds great.

But in the meantime all the bars are closed,

So I will have to stay home in quarantine and masturbate.

Does this poem really have and end?

Or will it keep going until my last passionate pump.

Please don't get upset at me,

And for goodness sake, don't blame the Coronavirus on Donald Trump.

 

 

This poem has no title.

 

 

Name it.

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Earl, ever see this?

 

 

http://youtu.be/GorgFtCqPEs

 

 

Incredible JB, are you trying to make me shed a tear? Amazing.

I love Robin Williams too. RIP

Legend.

Both of these creatures are.

 

Even dolphins are smarter than humans.

 

Stupid humans JB.

 

I'm not even religious, but I believe in the Universe. I've studied it all JB.

I even graduated from St. Mary's College as an atheist.

 

So glad I wrote this thread.

 

The Koko Robin video was worth it all.

 

I'm actually drinking a Blue Moon watching "Airplane!" One of the greatest comedies ever made next to....

 

 

"Blazing Saddles"

"History Of The World Part I"

 

I love "Hot Tub Time Machine" too.

 

Glad I'm fuckingg crazy.

 

 

"We are only immortal for a limited time."

 

So JB,

 

These are serious times.

 

 

Why has the world turned into shit since Neil passed?

 

RUSH ON!

 

There's another vid with Koko and Flea but this one with Robin is more interesting. Flea's just in gorilla fanboy heaven. And that's cool but as a viewer it doesn't make for anything interesting.

 

I love Flea JB but yes, the Robin video works for me.

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Guys and girls!

 

This whole thing is terrifying yet the Earth is healing at a very rapid rate.

Don't blame me. I'm not a fuckking tree hugger. I'm not a Liberal, but I do see the greater good in this Pandemic.

It seems Mother Nature has had enough of us stupid ass humans. We are truly the "Planet Of The Human Apes."

We drop garbage everywhere, plastic in the seas. China burns coal and the skies are burning red with flame and death.

 

BUT WAIT!

 

My amazing daughter showed me incredible pictures of our world. She studying to be a doctor.

She's all about science and nature.

I get it. Me too. I love Charles Darwin. lol

 

But Zoe showed me pictures of compare and contrast tonight.

It was groundbreaking.

 

She showed me pictures on the sky above China years ago. All orange, red and smokey and shite.

Today the skies about China are clear ice blue skies.

 

Zoe showed me a picture of Venice last summer. The water in the canals was covered in garbage and dark green shite.

 

Today, the water in the canals are sparkling clear blue. You can actually see small fish swimming in the canals.

 

Zo showed me a dolphin swimming in clear blue water very close the the Sardinian shoreline.

 

The Earth is smarter than us stupid ass humans.

 

Wake the fuckk up.

 

This is already one lesson to learn and we are just getting started.

 

I can't believe I'm typing this.

 

But I see the proof. Humanity is getting sick and the Earth is getting better.

 

Could you imagine an Earth without humans?

 

It would be paradise again.

 

Genesis to Revelations.

Atheists to agnostics.

Doesn't matter!

 

We are all here now.

 

GOOD LUCK!!!

 

What was that fake butter commercial back in the Seventies or Eighties?

 

Imperial Margarine?

 

I can't remember, but I remember this kids......

 

 

"DON'T MESS WITH MOTHER NATURE!"

 

 

 

 

MAY THE FORCE BE WITH YOU ALL!!

 

Time for me to sign off and even though I hate Star Trek, I love "Star Trek The Voyage Home."

 

Save the whales. Save the planet.

 

Save the Earth, save humanity.

 

 

Where is my Nobel Peace Prize? Kidding.

 

 

 

 

 

RUSH ON!!!!

Earl it's "...You DAMN Dirty Ape..."

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Earl, ever see this?

 

 

http://youtu.be/GorgFtCqPEs

 

Incredible JB, are you trying to make me shed a tear? Amazing.

I love Robin Williams too. RIP

Legend.

Both of these creatures are.

 

Even dolphins are smarter than humans.

 

Stupid humans JB.

 

I'm not even religious, but I believe in the Universe. I've studied it all JB.

I even graduated from St. Mary's College as an atheist.

 

So glad I wrote this thread.

 

The Koko Robin video was worth it all.

 

I'm actually drinking a Blue Moon watching "Airplane!" One of the greatest comedies ever made next to....

 

 

"Blazing Saddles"

"History Of The World Part I"

 

I love "Hot Tub Time Machine" too.

 

Glad I'm fuckingg crazy.

 

 

"We are only immortal for a limited time."

 

So JB,

 

These are serious times.

 

 

Why has the world turned into shit since Neil passed?

 

RUSH ON!

 

There's another vid with Koko and Flea but this one with Robin is more interesting. Flea's just in gorilla fanboy heaven. And that's cool but as a viewer it doesn't make for anything interesting.

 

I love Flea JB but yes, the Robin video works for me.

http://dw-wp-production.imgix.net/2019/11/Greta-Thunberg.jpg?w=1200&h=675&ixlib=react-8.6.4

 

That might be a tick. Not THE Tick or TRF Tick but A tick.

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Earl, ever see this?

 

 

http://youtu.be/GorgFtCqPEs

 

Incredible JB, are you trying to make me shed a tear? Amazing.

I love Robin Williams too. RIP

Legend.

Both of these creatures are.

 

Even dolphins are smarter than humans.

 

Stupid humans JB.

 

I'm not even religious, but I believe in the Universe. I've studied it all JB.

I even graduated from St. Mary's College as an atheist.

 

So glad I wrote this thread.

 

The Koko Robin video was worth it all.

 

I'm actually drinking a Blue Moon watching "Airplane!" One of the greatest comedies ever made next to....

 

 

"Blazing Saddles"

"History Of The World Part I"

 

I love "Hot Tub Time Machine" too.

 

Glad I'm fuckingg crazy.

 

 

"We are only immortal for a limited time."

 

So JB,

 

These are serious times.

 

 

Why has the world turned into shit since Neil passed?

 

RUSH ON!

 

There's another vid with Koko and Flea but this one with Robin is more interesting. Flea's just in gorilla fanboy heaven. And that's cool but as a viewer it doesn't make for anything interesting.

 

I love Flea JB but yes, the Robin video works for me.

http://dw-wp-production.imgix.net/2019/11/Greta-Thunberg.jpg?w=1200&h=675&ixlib=react-8.6.4

 

That might be a tick. Not THE Tick or TRF Tick but A tick.

She bites!

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