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#3001 Riv

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Posted 19 January 2006 - 09:36 AM

This is a whole new level of bullshitting.

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Posted 19 January 2006 - 09:37 AM

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Bobs first solo parachute jump ended in disaster............

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#3003 rushgoober

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Posted 19 January 2006 - 09:40 AM

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Jorge the bull had a lot on his mind; "I have five more bullfights after this, I have to eat later, I have to impregnate three cows and somewhere in there I just have to take a nap... God, I hope this bullfighter doesn't shit his pants like the other one did.  The LAST thing I need today is to have to take time to clean crap off my horn!

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Posted 19 January 2006 - 09:43 AM

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Juan Carlos had always liked it rough, and he liked taking it up the ass, but this shit HURT!

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Posted 19 January 2006 - 09:50 AM

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Posted 19 January 2006 - 09:59 AM

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Juan Carlos had always liked it rough, and he liked taking it up the ass, but this shit HURT!

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#3007 nebbish

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Posted 19 January 2006 - 10:02 AM

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Manuel, the office newbie, was sent out to buy a hole puncher

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Posted 19 January 2006 - 10:04 AM

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Juan Carlos would be lying if he said it didn't hurt like a motherf*cker, but nothing could truly dampen his spirits today as he had just saved a BUNCH of money on his car insurance by switching to Geico!

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Posted 19 January 2006 - 10:30 AM

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Somedays you've got the bull by the horns... but not today.

Desperate for some relief, Jose gave up on laxatives and came up with a painful, but effective alternative.

#3010 lakeside bard

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Posted 19 January 2006 - 11:09 AM

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having no medical insurance,his doctor came up with an effective,though somewhat brutal way to clear the chicken bone from his throat

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Posted 19 January 2006 - 11:32 AM

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Announcer: Bud Light Presents... Real Men Of Genius

Dude Singing:   Real Men Of Genius

Announcer: Today we salute you, Mr. Take The Horns Up The Ass Bullfighter

Dude Singing: Mr. Take The Horns Up The Ass Bullfighter

Announcer: Some men say they're rugged by riding the back of the bull.  Not you.  You'll show them all they're just sissies.  This is how a REAL MAN rides the bull.

Lady background singers:  Sis sis sis sissy boy sissies

Announcer: So crack open a Bud Light, ol Matador of the Man Ass.  And know... better you, than us.

Dude Singing: Better you than uuuuuuusssssssss

Lady background singers:  Ooooh oooooh oooooooooh

Announcer: Bud Light Beer, Anheuser Busch.  St. Louis, Missouri



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Posted 19 January 2006 - 11:33 AM

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ABZ HIGHLANDER HAS WON THE BATTLE OF THE HALFWITS   II!


MADRA_SNEATCHTA----2
ALSGALPAL----2
GRANDPA GRIZZ----2  
MODEST MAN FROM MANDRAKE----2
GHOST OF A RIDER----2
ENDLESSLYMOCKING----2
TICK----2

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GHOSTGIRL----1
DIGITAL MAN----1
KENJENNINGS----1
ALIFESON85----1
RIV----1
DRUMNUT----1
ROLINDA BONZ----1
WHITETRASH----1
TANGDOG----1






HALL OF FAME

(Achieved with 3 wins)(

*1-0-0-1-0-0-1----4*
NECROMANCER----7
RUSHGOOBER----7
PIXEY----5
ABZ HIGHLANDER----5
1-0-0-1-0-0-1----4
Geds----4
PAGANOMAN----3
PLODDER----3
ByWYzD----3
NEBBISH----3



Battle Of The Halfwits Champion
ABZ HIGHLANDER


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Posted 19 January 2006 - 11:34 AM

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Announcer: Bud Light Presents... Real Men Of Genius

Dude Singing:   Real Men Of Genius

Announcer: Today we salute you, Mr. Take The Horns Up The Ass Bullfighter

Dude Singing: Mr. Take The Horns Up The Ass Bullfighter

Announcer: Some men say they're rugged by riding the back of the bull.  Not you.  You'll show them all they're just sissies.  This is how a REAL MAN rides the bull.

Lady background singers:  Sis sis sis sissy boy sissies

Announcer: So crack open a Bud Light, ol Matador of the Man Ass.  And know... better you, than us.

Dude Singing: Better you than uuuuuuusssssssss

Lady background singers:  Ooooh oooooh oooooooooh

Announcer: Bud Light Beer, Anheuser Busch.  St. Louis, Missouri

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#3014 ABZ Highlander

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Posted 19 January 2006 - 01:10 PM

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Castration- Spanish style

#3015 ABZ Highlander

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Posted 19 January 2006 - 01:13 PM

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Shit, I knew I should have worn the green outfit today!, for some reason my wife said red suits me better................

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Posted 19 January 2006 - 01:14 PM

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Bull: Get it RIGHT up ye!!!

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Posted 19 January 2006 - 01:34 PM

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I always thought the saying went:

Take the bull by the horns....

not: get taken by the bulls horn...

#3018 Tick

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Posted 19 January 2006 - 01:51 PM

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OK OK ! IM YOUR BITCH , PLEASE STOP !

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Posted 19 January 2006 - 01:58 PM

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YOWWWWWWW!!!  

MY GOD, AT LEAST BUY ME DINNER FIRST!!!

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#3020 ABZ Highlander

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Posted 19 January 2006 - 02:02 PM

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Ring of Fire!




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