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#21 Lorraine

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Posted 04 April 2019 - 04:21 PM

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"And she hates KISS and Van Halen because she says that men in tights are just try hard tranny dicks "


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You crack me up.   You and Early are both one of a kind.

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Posted 04 April 2019 - 04:39 PM

View PostLorraine, on 04 April 2019 - 04:21 PM, said:

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View PostLorraine, on 04 April 2019 - 04:11 PM, said:

View Posttreeduck, on 04 April 2019 - 03:54 PM, said:

View PostLorraine, on 04 April 2019 - 03:45 PM, said:

"And she hates KISS and Van Halen because she says that men in tights are just try hard tranny dicks "


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What's up??
How long did it take you to write your Earl Ode?
About 10 minutes, but really 5 with an extra 5 to sort out typos and just mess with certain lines that didn't sound right.
You crack me up.   You and Early are both one of a kind.
One of the same kind?? Doesn't that make us copies??

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Posted 04 April 2019 - 04:43 PM

No.  Just makes you both one of a kind.

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Posted 04 April 2019 - 09:04 PM

View Posttreeduck, on 03 April 2019 - 10:13 PM, said:

I'm guessing his favourite song is Mean Streak by Y&T. And he sings it like this:

Motorhead Overkill everyday of the week still it ain't f***ing loud enough,
Wendy's been spending Earl's money so fast that's green he's never even seen,
Put a metal album on and she just says when will it end?
Keeping her mouth shut is tough
But opening her thighs is a thousand times tougher
He'll get an Olympic gold medal if he ever manages to stuff her

She's got a mean streak,
Wendy is a blonde thin little bitch with a mean streak,
Everybody knows she's got his bank account on a leash, and she's a diet geek,
She'll laugh in his face, because alimony is 1000 a week
Earl's never good enough in the mind of the woman who hates that he's a RUSH freak

Every time that I look at you Earl, I can see Wendy is on your mind
You tried so hard to give her a good bump and grind,
Big Tit Porn, Big Alimony check, big ass dollar stack,
You better bend her over, and f**k her till you're blind


Wendy got a mean streak,
she's gold digging whore with a greenback mean streak,
Everybody knows she's got Earl's wallet on a leash, and she's a blonde sneak
She'll laugh in his face, because alimony is 1000 a week
Earl's never good enough in the mind of the woman who hates that he's a RUSH freak
And she hates Priest and Maiden because she says that metal is weak...but...

How badly does Wendy hate RUSH?
She just wanna break, break, break all your albums
She's gonna break your car stereo with superglue too

It could've been different, if you'd only said goodbye,
Before you were married for 10 years
All you got is chump change now, till you get her married off to a mug
How could she f**k your rear until it bleeds ass tears?


Earl's ex got a mean streak,
she's an anorexic geek of the week with a mean streak,
Everybody knows she's got Earl's wallet on a leash, she's acts like an ass leak
She'll laugh in his face, because alimony is 1000 a week
Earl's never good enough in the mind of the woman who hates that he's a RUSH freak
And she hates KISS and Van Halen because she says that men in tights are just try hard tranny dicks


HAHAHAHA!  Holy Shit Duck!  You have outdone yourself!  Sorry, I haven't been around in a while.  Lot's of shit happing with the business.  Simply incredible Pat and you nailed it with ONE of my favorite songs of all time!  EPIC!!!!!

It's ok buddy!  June 1st is going to be a great day!  Child support ends and I will save 375 a week!  AMEN!

Anyway, when I read your caption my brain instantly thought of "Hemispheres" side one.  Does that count as a favorite song???  There are so many Duck.


Love the lyrics.  Funny but I'm seeing Y&T on Saturday nite at The Fillmore.  We call it The "Philmore" for the late great Phil Kennemore.  The boys are going to leave me an after party pass so I can hang out with the guys after the show!  I should print your lyrics and read it to them.  LOL!!  PRICELESS!

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Posted 04 April 2019 - 09:05 PM

View PostJ2112YYZ, on 03 April 2019 - 11:24 PM, said:

He Is by Ghost.

But it's probably some shitty Steel Panther song.

Hahaha!  You know I love Steel Panther but nope!  You made a great call there dude.  "HE IS" is well at least my favorite GHOST song!  Good job!

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Posted 04 April 2019 - 09:06 PM

View Postgreyfriar, on 03 April 2019 - 11:33 PM, said:

Van Earlen - Hot For Wendy
Earlosmith - Wendy's Got a Gun
Earlst - Per Aspera Ad Inwendy

Honourable mention:
ÖRL - E.T.A. (Extra Terrestrial Alimony)

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HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!  You are killing me my brother!   Incredible stuff!!!!!! A++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++


A song I totally HATE is "Wendy."

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Posted 04 April 2019 - 09:07 PM

View PostLorraine, on 04 April 2019 - 04:21 PM, said:

View Posttreeduck, on 04 April 2019 - 04:16 PM, said:

View PostLorraine, on 04 April 2019 - 04:11 PM, said:

View Posttreeduck, on 04 April 2019 - 03:54 PM, said:

View PostLorraine, on 04 April 2019 - 03:45 PM, said:

"And she hates KISS and Van Halen because she says that men in tights are just try hard tranny dicks "


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How long did it take you to write your Earl Ode?
About 10 minutes, but really 5 with an extra 5 to sort out typos and just mess with certain lines that didn't sound right.
You crack me up.   You and Early are both one of a kind.

Hahahaha!  My gf calls me "Early" because as you know I'm actually a night owl.  Some hate me, some love me, but at the end of the day you all know that I am quite a "HOOT!"  LOL

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Posted 04 April 2019 - 09:08 PM

View Posttreeduck, on 04 April 2019 - 04:39 PM, said:

View PostLorraine, on 04 April 2019 - 04:21 PM, said:

View Posttreeduck, on 04 April 2019 - 04:16 PM, said:

View PostLorraine, on 04 April 2019 - 04:11 PM, said:

View Posttreeduck, on 04 April 2019 - 03:54 PM, said:

View PostLorraine, on 04 April 2019 - 03:45 PM, said:

"And she hates KISS and Van Halen because she says that men in tights are just try hard tranny dicks "


:|
What's up??
How long did it take you to write your Earl Ode?
About 10 minutes, but really 5 with an extra 5 to sort out typos and just mess with certain lines that didn't sound right.
You crack me up.   You and Early are both one of a kind.
One of the same kind?? Doesn't that make us copies??


We are brothers.  Damn I have so many brothers and sisters on here.  WOW!

Not bad for a loud mouthed drunk punk of crack meth and heroin!!!!

I'm just a "Rock And Roll Junkie."

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Posted 04 April 2019 - 09:09 PM

View PostJohnRogers, on 04 April 2019 - 04:21 AM, said:

Never Let You Go - Steelheart

You are funny!  I wish I could let her go.  Sadly I'm just her ATM Machine with feet.

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Posted 04 April 2019 - 09:10 PM

View PostJohnnyBlaze, on 04 April 2019 - 04:36 AM, said:

Theme song from Escape from New York by John Carpenter.

Of course.

A distant second would be "Wendy" by The Beach Boys...

"Wendy, Wendy what went wrong
Oh so wrong
We went together for so long

I never thought a guy could cry
'Til you made it with another guy
Oh Wendy, Wendy left me alone
Hurt so bad"

...but naturally, it'd be the Steel Panther cover of this Beach Boys tune.

Oh shit JB!  You stole my thunder!  I just wrote "Wendy" by the Beach Boys.  Great minds do drink I mean think alike!  Classic dude!  Says it all.

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Posted 04 April 2019 - 09:11 PM

View PostLorraine, on 04 April 2019 - 12:35 PM, said:

:musicnote: Wendy let me in,
I wanna be your friend :musicnote:

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Hahahaha!  I wish I could run but I have to pay my dues.

More like "I Wanna Be Your Dog."

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Posted 04 April 2019 - 09:13 PM

View PostThe Cat 3, on 04 April 2019 - 02:27 PM, said:


I love it Cat!  One Bad Apple!  Another beaut!   Great tune!

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Posted 04 April 2019 - 09:14 PM

View Postblueschica, on 04 April 2019 - 01:27 PM, said:

Wendy, Wendy, bo-bendy
Banana-fana fo fendy
Mee my mo mendy- Wendy!

Hahahahahaha!  Chica!  You are killing me.  CLASSIC!

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Posted 04 April 2019 - 09:14 PM

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View PostLorraine, on 04 April 2019 - 02:28 PM, said:

What I would like to see is Earl and Treeduck let loose together for a night on the town.  They are two peas in a pod.

The question is what town they should do this in? Vegas seems like a good place. Maybe Def Leppard or someone like that will be doing a residency and they can plan it around that.

Perfect!  Def Leppard has residency in Vegas this summer!  Hey Duck!  LET IT GO!  I mean LET'S GO!  LOL!

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Posted 04 April 2019 - 09:15 PM

View PostRUSHHEAD666, on 04 April 2019 - 09:04 PM, said:

View Posttreeduck, on 03 April 2019 - 10:13 PM, said:

I'm guessing his favourite song is Mean Streak by Y&T. And he sings it like this:

Motorhead Overkill everyday of the week still it ain't f***ing loud enough,
Wendy's been spending Earl's money so fast that's green he's never even seen,
Put a metal album on and she just says when will it end?
Keeping her mouth shut is tough
But opening her thighs is a thousand times tougher
He'll get an Olympic gold medal if he ever manages to stuff her

She's got a mean streak,
Wendy is a blonde thin little bitch with a mean streak,
Everybody knows she's got his bank account on a leash, and she's a diet geek,
She'll laugh in his face, because alimony is 1000 a week
Earl's never good enough in the mind of the woman who hates that he's a RUSH freak

Every time that I look at you Earl, I can see Wendy is on your mind
You tried so hard to give her a good bump and grind,
Big Tit Porn, Big Alimony check, big ass dollar stack,
You better bend her over, and f**k her till you're blind


Wendy got a mean streak,
she's gold digging whore with a greenback mean streak,
Everybody knows she's got Earl's wallet on a leash, and she's a blonde sneak
She'll laugh in his face, because alimony is 1000 a week
Earl's never good enough in the mind of the woman who hates that he's a RUSH freak
And she hates Priest and Maiden because she says that metal is weak...but...

How badly does Wendy hate RUSH?
She just wanna break, break, break all your albums
She's gonna break your car stereo with superglue too

It could've been different, if you'd only said goodbye,
Before you were married for 10 years
All you got is chump change now, till you get her married off to a mug
How could she f**k your rear until it bleeds ass tears?


Earl's ex got a mean streak,
she's an anorexic geek of the week with a mean streak,
Everybody knows she's got Earl's wallet on a leash, she's acts like an ass leak
She'll laugh in his face, because alimony is 1000 a week
Earl's never good enough in the mind of the woman who hates that he's a RUSH freak
And she hates KISS and Van Halen because she says that men in tights are just try hard tranny dicks


HAHAHAHA!  Holy Shit Duck!  You have outdone yourself!  Sorry, I haven't been around in a while.  Lot's of shit happing with the business.  Simply incredible Pat and you nailed it with ONE of my favorite songs of all time!  EPIC!!!!!

It's ok buddy!  June 1st is going to be a great day!  Child support ends and I will save 375 a week!  AMEN!

Anyway, when I read your caption my brain instantly thought of "Hemispheres" side one.  Does that count as a favorite song???  There are so many Duck.


Love the lyrics.  Funny but I'm seeing Y&T on Saturday nite at The Fillmore.  We call it The "Philmore" for the late great Phil Kennemore.  The boys are going to leave me an after party pass so I can hang out with the guys after the show!  I should print your lyrics and read it to them.  LOL!!  PRICELESS!
Yeah that'd be good, the great Dave Meniketti reading my shite? Excellent!

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Posted 04 April 2019 - 09:16 PM

View PostRUSHHEAD666, on 04 April 2019 - 09:14 PM, said:

View PostJ2112YYZ, on 04 April 2019 - 03:16 PM, said:

View PostLorraine, on 04 April 2019 - 02:28 PM, said:

What I would like to see is Earl and Treeduck let loose together for a night on the town.  They are two peas in a pod.

The question is what town they should do this in? Vegas seems like a good place. Maybe Def Leppard or someone like that will be doing a residency and they can plan it around that.

Perfect!  Def Leppard has residency in Vegas this summer!  Hey Duck!  LET IT GO!  I mean LET'S GO!  LOL!
AYE!

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Posted 04 April 2019 - 09:16 PM

It's like I created a new birthday for Earl!

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Posted 04 April 2019 - 09:24 PM

View Posttreeduck, on 04 April 2019 - 09:16 PM, said:

It's like I created a new birthday for Earl!

Where’s the birthday stripper?

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Posted 04 April 2019 - 09:26 PM

View Posttreeduck, on 04 April 2019 - 09:16 PM, said:

It's like I created a new birthday for Earl!
Every day is like a new birthday for our one and only Trip.

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Posted 04 April 2019 - 09:27 PM

View PostJohnnyBlaze, on 04 April 2019 - 09:24 PM, said:

View Posttreeduck, on 04 April 2019 - 09:16 PM, said:

It's like I created a new birthday for Earl!

Where’s the birthday stripper?
Lord Duck himself is your birthday stripper. :)





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