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What is Earl Ramer's favourite song of all time?

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#1 treeduck

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Posted 03 April 2019 - 10:13 PM

I'm guessing his favourite song is Mean Streak by Y&T. And he sings it like this:

Motorhead Overkill everyday of the week still it ain't f***ing loud enough,
Wendy's been spending Earl's money so fast that's green he's never even seen,
Put a metal album on and she just says when will it end?
Keeping her mouth shut is tough
But opening her thighs is a thousand times tougher
He'll get an Olympic gold medal if he ever manages to stuff her

She's got a mean streak,
Wendy is a blonde thin little bitch with a mean streak,
Everybody knows she's got his bank account on a leash, and she's a diet geek,
She'll laugh in his face, because alimony is 1000 a week
Earl's never good enough in the mind of the woman who hates that he's a RUSH freak

Every time that I look at you Earl, I can see Wendy is on your mind
You tried so hard to give her a good bump and grind,
Big Tit Porn, Big Alimony check, big ass dollar stack,
You better bend her over, and f**k her till you're blind


Wendy got a mean streak,
she's gold digging whore with a greenback mean streak,
Everybody knows she's got Earl's wallet on a leash, and she's a blonde sneak
She'll laugh in his face, because alimony is 1000 a week
Earl's never good enough in the mind of the woman who hates that he's a RUSH freak
And she hates Priest and Maiden because she says that metal is weak...but...

How badly does Wendy hate RUSH?
She just wanna break, break, break all your albums
She's gonna break your car stereo with superglue too

It could've been different, if you'd only said goodbye,
Before you were married for 10 years
All you got is chump change now, till you get her married off to a mug
How could she f**k your rear until it bleeds ass tears?


Earl's ex got a mean streak,
she's an anorexic geek of the week with a mean streak,
Everybody knows she's got Earl's wallet on a leash, she's acts like an ass leak
She'll laugh in his face, because alimony is 1000 a week
Earl's never good enough in the mind of the woman who hates that he's a RUSH freak
And she hates KISS and Van Halen because she says that men in tights are just try hard tranny dicks

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Posted 03 April 2019 - 11:24 PM

He Is by Ghost.

But it's probably some shitty Steel Panther song.

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Posted 03 April 2019 - 11:33 PM

Van Earlen - Hot For Wendy
Earlosmith - Wendy's Got a Gun
Earlst - Per Aspera Ad Inwendy

Honourable mention:
ÖRL - E.T.A. (Extra Terrestrial Alimony)

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Posted 03 April 2019 - 11:58 PM

 greyfriar, on 03 April 2019 - 11:33 PM, said:

Van Earlen - Hot For Wendy
Earlosmith - Wendy's Got a Gun
Earlst - Per Aspera Ad Inwendy

Honourable mention:
ÖRL - E.T.A. (Extra Terrestrial Alimony)

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Posted 04 April 2019 - 04:21 AM

Never Let You Go - Steelheart

Edited by JohnRogers, 04 April 2019 - 04:23 AM.


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Posted 04 April 2019 - 04:36 AM

Theme song from Escape from New York by John Carpenter.

Of course.

A distant second would be "Wendy" by The Beach Boys...

"Wendy, Wendy what went wrong
Oh so wrong
We went together for so long

I never thought a guy could cry
'Til you made it with another guy
Oh Wendy, Wendy left me alone
Hurt so bad"

...but naturally, it'd be the Steel Panther cover of this Beach Boys tune.

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Posted 04 April 2019 - 12:35 PM

:musicnote: Wendy let me in,
I wanna be your friend :musicnote:

Born To Run - Bruce

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Posted 04 April 2019 - 01:27 PM

Wendy, Wendy, bo-bendy
Banana-fana fo fendy
Mee my mo mendy- Wendy!


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Posted 04 April 2019 - 02:27 PM

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Posted 04 April 2019 - 02:28 PM

What I would like to see is Earl and Treeduck let loose together for a night on the town.  They are two peas in a pod.

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Posted 04 April 2019 - 03:16 PM

 Lorraine, on 04 April 2019 - 02:28 PM, said:

What I would like to see is Earl and Treeduck let loose together for a night on the town.  They are two peas in a pod.

The question is what town they should do this in? Vegas seems like a good place. Maybe Def Leppard or someone like that will be doing a residency and they can plan it around that.

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Posted 04 April 2019 - 03:44 PM

 J2112YYZ, on 04 April 2019 - 03:16 PM, said:

 Lorraine, on 04 April 2019 - 02:28 PM, said:

What I would like to see is Earl and Treeduck let loose together for a night on the town.  They are two peas in a pod.

The question is what town they should do this in? Vegas seems like a good place. Maybe Def Leppard or someone like that will be doing a residency and they can plan it around that.

The two of them would be almost as bad as Keith Moon and Joe Walsh together.

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Posted 04 April 2019 - 03:45 PM

"And she hates KISS and Van Halen because she says that men in tights are just try hard tranny dicks "


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Posted 04 April 2019 - 03:52 PM

 Lorraine, on 04 April 2019 - 02:28 PM, said:

What I would like to see is Earl and Treeduck let loose together for a night on the town.  They are two peas in a pod.
I think I'm more of a bean. :aliensmiley:

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Posted 04 April 2019 - 03:53 PM

 Lorraine, on 04 April 2019 - 03:44 PM, said:

 J2112YYZ, on 04 April 2019 - 03:16 PM, said:

 Lorraine, on 04 April 2019 - 02:28 PM, said:

What I would like to see is Earl and Treeduck let loose together for a night on the town.  They are two peas in a pod.

The question is what town they should do this in? Vegas seems like a good place. Maybe Def Leppard or someone like that will be doing a residency and they can plan it around that.

The two of them would be almost as bad as Keith Moon and Joe Walsh together.
What happened with Joe Walsh? :popcorn:

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Posted 04 April 2019 - 03:54 PM

 Lorraine, on 04 April 2019 - 03:45 PM, said:

"And she hates KISS and Van Halen because she says that men in tights are just try hard tranny dicks "


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Posted 04 April 2019 - 04:11 PM

 treeduck, on 04 April 2019 - 03:53 PM, said:

 Lorraine, on 04 April 2019 - 03:44 PM, said:

 J2112YYZ, on 04 April 2019 - 03:16 PM, said:

 Lorraine, on 04 April 2019 - 02:28 PM, said:

What I would like to see is Earl and Treeduck let loose together for a night on the town.  They are two peas in a pod.

The question is what town they should do this in? Vegas seems like a good place. Maybe Def Leppard or someone like that will be doing a residency and they can plan it around that.

The two of them would be almost as bad as Keith Moon and Joe Walsh together.
What happened with Joe Walsh? :popcorn:
I read that biography of Keith Moon and him and Joe Walsh together were lethal - blowing up toilet bowls - hanging out hotel windows - shooting holes in walls - burning mattresses - stuff like that.  I can't remember all of it.  I think the biography was called "Moon" or something like that.

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Posted 04 April 2019 - 04:11 PM

 treeduck, on 04 April 2019 - 03:54 PM, said:

 Lorraine, on 04 April 2019 - 03:45 PM, said:

"And she hates KISS and Van Halen because she says that men in tights are just try hard tranny dicks "


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What's up??
How long did it take you to write your Earl Ode?

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Posted 04 April 2019 - 04:15 PM

 Lorraine, on 04 April 2019 - 04:11 PM, said:

 treeduck, on 04 April 2019 - 03:53 PM, said:

 Lorraine, on 04 April 2019 - 03:44 PM, said:

 J2112YYZ, on 04 April 2019 - 03:16 PM, said:

 Lorraine, on 04 April 2019 - 02:28 PM, said:

What I would like to see is Earl and Treeduck let loose together for a night on the town.  They are two peas in a pod.

The question is what town they should do this in? Vegas seems like a good place. Maybe Def Leppard or someone like that will be doing a residency and they can plan it around that.

The two of them would be almost as bad as Keith Moon and Joe Walsh together.
What happened with Joe Walsh? :popcorn:
I read that biography of Keith Moon and him and Joe Walsh together were lethal - blowing up toilet bowls - hanging out hotel windows - shooting holes in walls - burning mattresses - stuff like that.  I can't remember all of it.  I think the biography was called "Moon" or something like that.
Keith Moon is mad Lorraine, mad as a hatter!

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Posted 04 April 2019 - 04:16 PM

 Lorraine, on 04 April 2019 - 04:11 PM, said:

 treeduck, on 04 April 2019 - 03:54 PM, said:

 Lorraine, on 04 April 2019 - 03:45 PM, said:

"And she hates KISS and Van Halen because she says that men in tights are just try hard tranny dicks "


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What's up??
How long did it take you to write your Earl Ode?
About 10 minutes, but really 5 with an extra 5 to sort out typos and just mess with certain lines that didn't sound right.





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