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#21 vaportrailer

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Posted 07 July 2018 - 04:50 PM

View PostOldRUSHfan, on 06 July 2018 - 10:20 PM, said:



Well, if you take your Zelix stones out of your MOUTH, and pull Zelix out of your BUM, you may become a little more AWARE of how things sit.
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Why do I find this funny? Maybe because of the word 'bum'; or that 'mouth', 'bum', and 'aware' are all capitalized.
Careful tho, ORF. You've got a kind of "Zen of Z-licks" thing going on here.
"Pull the stones [knowledge] from your bum [useless corporeal body] and become AWARE...or at least have a less stony-bum sitting posture."

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Posted 07 July 2018 - 06:19 PM

View Postvaportrailer, on 07 July 2018 - 04:41 PM, said:

View PostOldRUSHfan, on 06 July 2018 - 08:29 PM, said:

View PostJohnRogers, on 06 July 2018 - 10:20 AM, said:

She won’t see this.

You have NO way of knowing that.
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Careful! That banana has a whip and...bolo balls? At least I hope those are 'bolas'... :scared:

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"Whoo-wee! I feel like eatin' stork!"

Nope.  Those are handcuffs.  This is Bondage Banana.  And your cowboy is about to kill what looks to be a Crane or Ostrich...
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Posted 11 July 2018 - 04:01 PM

View PostOldRUSHfan, on 07 July 2018 - 06:19 PM, said:

View Postvaportrailer, on 07 July 2018 - 04:41 PM, said:

View PostOldRUSHfan, on 06 July 2018 - 08:29 PM, said:

View PostJohnRogers, on 06 July 2018 - 10:20 AM, said:

She won’t see this.

You have NO way of knowing that.
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Careful! That banana has a whip and...bolo balls? At least I hope those are 'bolas'... :scared:

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"Whoo-wee! I feel like eatin' stork!"

Nope.  Those are handcuffs.  This is Bondage Banana.  And your cowboy is about to kill what looks to be a Crane or Ostrich...
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"Bondage banana"...I don't think I'll Google image that term!

I thought it was Zorro-Banana or some such thing! I guess what I mistook as a "soul patch" was a leather codpiece/merkin. Oops.

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Posted 09 February 2019 - 04:35 PM

View PostJohnRogers, on 06 July 2018 - 12:14 PM, said:

View Post1-0-0-1-0-0-1, on 06 July 2018 - 12:04 PM, said:

View PostJohnRogers, on 06 July 2018 - 10:20 AM, said:

She won’t see this.

We'll keep posting anyway. Happy birthday, Lorraine!
Only a Zelix miracle would bring her back.  :(
Truly all things are possible through Zelix.

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Posted 09 February 2019 - 04:41 PM

View PostJohnRogers, on 09 February 2019 - 04:35 PM, said:

View PostJohnRogers, on 06 July 2018 - 12:14 PM, said:

View Post1-0-0-1-0-0-1, on 06 July 2018 - 12:04 PM, said:

View PostJohnRogers, on 06 July 2018 - 10:20 AM, said:

She won’t see this.

We'll keep posting anyway. Happy birthday, Lorraine!
Only a Zelix miracle would bring her back.  :(
Truly all things are possible through Zelix.

Oh ye of little faith.

Edited by Lorraine, 09 February 2019 - 06:28 PM.


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Posted 09 February 2019 - 04:48 PM

View PostLorraine, on 09 February 2019 - 04:41 PM, said:

View PostJohnRogers, on 09 February 2019 - 04:35 PM, said:

View PostJohnRogers, on 06 July 2018 - 12:14 PM, said:

View Post1-0-0-1-0-0-1, on 06 July 2018 - 12:04 PM, said:

View PostJohnRogers, on 06 July 2018 - 10:20 AM, said:

She won’t see this.

We'll keep posting anyway. Happy birthday, Lorraine!
Only a Zelix miracle would bring her back.  :(
Truly all things are possible through Zelix.

Oh ye of little faith.

So miracles do happen?

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Posted 09 February 2019 - 06:59 PM

Happy Birthday!

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Posted 09 February 2019 - 07:03 PM

View Postvaportrailer, on 06 July 2018 - 03:59 PM, said:

ahem

Are you lurking tonight?
Do you miss us tonight?
Are you sorry we drifted apart?
'The Cat 3' has no joy
(he was Regor LaTroy)
Tell me Lor, are you lurking tonight?

[spoken]

Lor, this place just ain't the same without you.
Brucey's retreated into a empty world of meaningless dancing and milk.
And me, well, I had no one to share my "Ice Cream Day" story with this year. I was awful choked up.
I couldn't even watch that new Beyonce/whatshisnuts video because the goddamned Mona Lisa was in it.
It made me powerful bilious-like.
Anyways, wherever the hell you are, and whatever the hell it is that you're doing, I surely, Shirley, hope you're all right.

Are you reading this thread?
Or perhaps you are dead?
Who knows? But we're lonesome tonight.

best Lor,
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that was cool! :cheers:

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Posted 12 February 2019 - 06:27 AM

View PostLorraine, on 09 February 2019 - 04:41 PM, said:

View PostJohnRogers, on 09 February 2019 - 04:35 PM, said:

View PostJohnRogers, on 06 July 2018 - 12:14 PM, said:

View Post1-0-0-1-0-0-1, on 06 July 2018 - 12:04 PM, said:

View PostJohnRogers, on 06 July 2018 - 10:20 AM, said:

She won’t see this.

We'll keep posting anyway. Happy birthday, Lorraine!
Only a Zelix miracle would bring her back.  :(
Truly all things are possible through Zelix.

Oh ye of little faith.

Well, HELLO! Great to see you back.

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Posted 12 February 2019 - 06:28 PM

View Postlibrarian, on 09 February 2019 - 07:03 PM, said:

View Postvaportrailer, on 06 July 2018 - 03:59 PM, said:

ahem

Are you lurking tonight?
Do you miss us tonight?
Are you sorry we drifted apart?
'The Cat 3' has no joy
(he was Regor LaTroy)
Tell me Lor, are you lurking tonight?

[spoken]

Lor, this place just ain't the same without you.
Brucey's retreated into a empty world of meaningless dancing and milk.
And me, well, I had no one to share my "Ice Cream Day" story with this year. I was awful choked up.
I couldn't even watch that new Beyonce/whatshisnuts video because the goddamned Mona Lisa was in it.
It made me powerful bilious-like.
Anyways, wherever the hell you are, and whatever the hell it is that you're doing, I surely, Shirley, hope you're all right.

Are you reading this thread?
Or perhaps you are dead?
Who knows? But we're lonesome tonight.

best Lor,
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that was cool! :cheers:

Thanks! Just call me "Fonzie" :lol:

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