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Again, I'll start with Queen:

Queen

We re-recorded our demo with a few new songs

Queen II

Bowie: I’m pretty weird. Freddie: Hold my vodka, darling.

Sheer Heart Attack:

Didn’t you say this was a rock band?

A Night At The Opera:

(see title)

A Day At The Races:

Some people wanna fill the world with silly love songs.

News Of The World:

Punk: rock is too pretentious. Brian: Hold my beer.

Jazz:

What if the Tour de France had nude women?

The Game:

*stoops down to America’s level, but can’t quite contain themselves*

Flash:

…..FLASH!….. AAAH-AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!

Hot Space:

what the…

The Works:

just your average Queen album

A Kind Of Magic:

is it a soundtrack? is it an album?

The Miracle:

about darn time

Innuendo:

the true sequel to A Night At The Opera

Made In Heaven:

*cries hysterically*

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Captain Beefheart and the Magic Band

 

 

Safe As Milk: What the f**k is that?

 

Strictly Personal: What the f**k is that?

 

Mirror Man: What the f**k is that?

 

Trout Mask Replica: WHAT THE f**k IS THAT???

 

Lick My Decals Off, Baby: WHAT the f**k is THAT?

 

Clear Spot: What the f**k is THAT?

 

Spotlight Kid: What the f**k is that?

 

Unconditionally Guaranteed: What the f**k is this?

 

Bluejeans & Moonbeams: [weeping bitter tears] What the f**k is this?

 

Shiny Beast: [surprised, relieved] What the f**k?

 

Doc at the Radar Station: [excited] What the f**k!

 

Ice Cream for Crow: Oh...What the f**k was that?

 

:wtf:

 

coming up next, the entire works of WA Mozart.

(the 'W' actually stands for 'WTF' :yes:)

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Captain Beefheart and the Magic Band

 

 

Safe As Milk: What the f**k is that?

 

Strictly Personal: What the f**k is that?

 

Mirror Man: What the f**k is that?

 

Trout Mask Replica: WHAT THE f**k IS THAT???

 

Lick My Decals Off, Baby: WHAT the f**k is THAT?

 

Clear Spot: What the f**k is THAT?

 

Spotlight Kid: What the f**k is that?

 

Unconditionally Guaranteed: What the f**k is this?

 

Bluejeans & Moonbeams: [weeping bitter tears] What the f**k is this?

 

Shiny Beast: [surprised, relieved] What the f**k?

 

Doc at the Radar Station: [excited] What the f**k!

 

Ice Cream for Crow: Oh...What the f**k was that?

 

:wtf:

 

coming up next, the entire works of WA Mozart.

(the 'W' actually stands for 'WTF' :yes:)

 

:LOL:

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Rush:

Canadian Led Zeppelin

 

Fly By Night:

"Enter... The Professor"

 

Caress Of Steel:

:smoke: :laughing guy: :haz:

 

2112:

"...We have assumed control."

 

A Farewell To Kings:

NERDS!

 

Hemispheres:

NERDS! 2: An Exercise in Self-Indugeance

 

Permanent Waves:

The 70s last stand.

 

Moving Pictures:

The one we can all agree on.

 

Signals:

Ged: what's this button do? Al: can I play now?

 

Grace Under Pressure:

Terry's gone! Let's do everything he hated!

 

Power Windows:

Geddy's mullet.

 

Hold Your Fire:

I bet this won't sound dated in 5 years.

 

Presto:

Al: More guitar! Ged: What's that? Less bass?

 

Roll The Bones:

It's hip to be square.

 

Counterparts:

Al: MORE GUITAR!

 

Test For Echo:

Oh, is it album time again?

 

Vapor Trails:

Return of the Professor

 

Snakes And Arrows:

R&B (religion and blues)

 

Clockwork Angels:

Remember the 70s? Why not try that again?

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Lacuna Coil:

 

Lacuna Coil EP:

 

The Gathering makes out with Paradise Lost

 

In A Reverie:

 

Makes me feel like I'm asleep with angels crying softly

 

HalfLife EP:

 

Metal, pop, sensual, Italian, addictive

 

Unleashed Memories:

 

Love, sadness, pain, blood, beauty, hope, the bar being raised

 

Comalies:

 

The band found their feet and made a metal masterpiece

 

Karmacode:

 

The most sensual and haunting album of my life

 

Shallow Life:

 

Linkin Park and Avril Lavigne want their sound back

 

Dark Adrenaline:

 

Driving, forceful, melodic and absolutely exquisite pop metal

 

Broken Crown Halo:

 

I want to have sex with this album

 

Delirium:

 

I want to not have sex with this album

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