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#61 invisible airwave

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Posted 18 May 2018 - 12:41 PM

25) Run For Your Life - The Beatles

For obvious reasons.

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#62 J2112YYZ

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Posted 18 May 2018 - 12:45 PM

View PostSegue Myles, on 18 May 2018 - 12:30 PM, said:

View Postfraroc, on 17 May 2018 - 11:08 PM, said:

View PostJ2112YYZ, on 17 May 2018 - 08:04 PM, said:

View Postfraroc, on 17 May 2018 - 07:36 PM, said:

1 Sexx Toyz by Brokencyde
2 Innocent High by Blood On The Dance Floor
3 Sexting by Blood On The Dance Floor
4 Pretty much every song by Larry Pierce

Now next time name some bands we've actually heard of so everyone knows who you're talking about.

Seriously be glad you don't know those bands,...because they are BAD.

And yet you know their songs well enough to post here and in spite of being aware they are obscure you once again spread awareness of them?

Yawn

I was going to say the same thing. If the band is bad than why draw attention to them? I think this thread is more interesting if we talk about times where the good ones shit the bed lyrically.

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Posted 18 May 2018 - 03:02 PM

View PostDigital Dad, on 17 May 2018 - 08:40 PM, said:

View Postvaportrailer, on 16 May 2018 - 02:18 PM, said:

1).  Lick It Up---KISS
2).  Black and Blue - Van Halen
3) Still...You Turn Me On - ELP
4) My Humps Black Eyed Peas
5) Summer Girls - LFO
6) The Court Of The Crimson King - King Crimson
7) Signed Curtain - Matching Mole
8) Why Can't This Be Love - Van Halen

9) Africa - Toto

Too numerous to mention.
Wait  whaaaaaa??

:D

Take yer pick!


I stopped an old man along the way
Hoping to find some long forgotten words or ancient melodies [it's true - all old men possess forgotten words and ancient melodies]
He turned to me as if to say, "Hurry boy, it's waiting there for you"  [I would love to see this verse acted out]

It's gonna take a lot to take me away from you
There's nothing that a hundred men or more could ever do [100 men...or more! :lol: ]
I bless the rains down in Africa [what does this even mean? :eh: ]
Gonna take some time to do the things we never had ["do the things we never had"? A horrible euphemism maybe?]


The wild dogs cry out in the night
As they grow restless, longing for some solitary company [I dunno about you, but I like my company solitary.]
I know that I must do what's right
As sure as Kilimanjaro rises like Olympus above the Serengeti [whoa Nelly! lotsa syllables! And is that a double-simile in there? :O ]

But Toto's got nuthin' on Zager & Evans. :no:

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Posted Yesterday, 08:34 AM

"nothing is either good or bad (or worst) but thinking makes it so" .... on that note I nominate a song that doesn't really exist

26) Sex Farm ... Spinal Tap

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Posted Today, 11:41 AM

 vaportrailer, on 18 May 2018 - 03:02 PM, said:

 Digital Dad, on 17 May 2018 - 08:40 PM, said:

 vaportrailer, on 16 May 2018 - 02:18 PM, said:

1).  Lick It Up---KISS
2).  Black and Blue - Van Halen
3) Still...You Turn Me On - ELP
4) My Humps Black Eyed Peas
5) Summer Girls - LFO
6) The Court Of The Crimson King - King Crimson
7) Signed Curtain - Matching Mole
8) Why Can't This Be Love - Van Halen

9) Africa - Toto

Too numerous to mention.
Wait  whaaaaaa??

:D

Take yer pick!


I stopped an old man along the way
Hoping to find some long forgotten words or ancient melodies [it's true - all old men possess forgotten words and ancient melodies]
He turned to me as if to say, "Hurry boy, it's waiting there for you"  [I would love to see this verse acted out]

It's gonna take a lot to take me away from you
There's nothing that a hundred men or more could ever do [100 men...or more! :lol: ]
I bless the rains down in Africa [what does this even mean? :eh: ]
Gonna take some time to do the things we never had ["do the things we never had"? A horrible euphemism maybe?]


The wild dogs cry out in the night
As they grow restless, longing for some solitary company [I dunno about you, but I like my company solitary.]
I know that I must do what's right
As sure as Kilimanjaro rises like Olympus above the Serengeti [whoa Nelly! lotsa syllables! And is that a double-simile in there? :O ]



Thanks man, I f***ing love that song.




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