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Strange substance found in loaf of bread - what to do?

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Poll: Dealing with the unknown . . . (10 member(s) have cast votes)

Sticky mass inside a loaf of bread. Should I:

  1. Discard the entire loaf of bread (4 votes [40.00%])

    Percentage of vote: 40.00%

  2. Discard only the slices the sticky mass was in contact with (2 votes [20.00%])

    Percentage of vote: 20.00%

  3. Send the mass to a lab for analysis (1 votes [10.00%])

    Percentage of vote: 10.00%

  4. Bitch at the bread company (0 votes [0.00%])

    Percentage of vote: 0.00%

  5. Bitch at the store and demand a new loaf (1 votes [10.00%])

    Percentage of vote: 10.00%

  6. Assume it was intended as a free gift (0 votes [0.00%])

    Percentage of vote: 0.00%

  7. Make toast (2 votes [20.00%])

    Percentage of vote: 20.00%

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#21 JohnnyBlaze

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Posted 28 February 2018 - 01:49 AM

View Posttoymaker, on 28 February 2018 - 12:58 AM, said:

View PostJohnnyBlaze, on 28 February 2018 - 12:09 AM, said:

View Posttoymaker, on 28 February 2018 - 12:03 AM, said:

Boy do I feel stupid.  My teenage daughter admitted that she did it.  She heard something about how bread can make hard marshmallows soft again.  She tells me this after I have emailed the company.  Ha ha.  Joke's on me.

It’s time for payback toyman!!!!

I’d go with maggots in her pasta! But hey, that’s just me.

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Oh yeah.  It'll be when she least expects it.

I have to say, though, it really works.  That marshmallow was so soft and gooey I couldn't even identify it.

Maggots can also be so soft and gooey that she won’t be able to even identify them! :blaze:

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#22 JohnnyBlaze

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Posted 28 February 2018 - 02:21 AM

View Postsnowdogged, on 27 February 2018 - 09:35 PM, said:

About 8 months ago I had an individual yogurt cup that had a piece of chewed gum in it.

Nice! Like a Cracker Jack surprise!

“Peanuts and popcorn and chewed gum that make your lip smack! It’s caramel coated (with chewed gum) Cracker Jack!”

#23 Babycat

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Posted 28 February 2018 - 05:04 PM

View Posttreeduck, on 27 February 2018 - 02:49 AM, said:

View PostBabycat, on 27 February 2018 - 02:47 AM, said:

The whole loaf would be flung out.
I bet you'd pick it out of the bin later and make tuna sandwiches with it!
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#24 treeduck

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Posted 28 February 2018 - 05:09 PM

View PostBabycat, on 28 February 2018 - 05:04 PM, said:

View Posttreeduck, on 27 February 2018 - 02:49 AM, said:

View PostBabycat, on 27 February 2018 - 02:47 AM, said:

The whole loaf would be flung out.
I bet you'd pick it out of the bin later and make tuna sandwiches with it!
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I'll eat your tuna fish baby! ;)

#25 JohnnyBlaze

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Posted 28 February 2018 - 07:18 PM

View Posttreeduck, on 28 February 2018 - 05:09 PM, said:

View PostBabycat, on 28 February 2018 - 05:04 PM, said:

View Posttreeduck, on 27 February 2018 - 02:49 AM, said:

View PostBabycat, on 27 February 2018 - 02:47 AM, said:

The whole loaf would be flung out.
I bet you'd pick it out of the bin later and make tuna sandwiches with it!
:blink:
I'll eat your tuna fish baby! ;)

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