Belching CGI frogs
Gungans or any "whimsical" characters
Things that look like dinosaurs
"Diners" with roller-skating waitresses
R2 units with jet packs
Picnics in meadows surrounded by alien hippopotomi
Darth Vader before he became Darth Vader
Yoda with a lightsabre
They’re barely in there you crazy bastard.
It’s not like they were used as much as the Ewoks were.
I hate the PORGS! Such shit! When they filmed on that island in Ireland they had to digitally remove all of the Puffins! So they contacted Jim Henson's Muppet Shop and made that shit creature.
I'm sure you loved watching Luke drain that green milk from the utter or nut sack from one of those sea walruses with missing tusks. WTF? Sounded more like an orgasm with each squirt into Luke's baby bottle.
That stupid plastic fish he caught and put on his back! GEZZUS!
And I'm crazy?
I didn't make this shit up and sell it to Disney!!
At least Wicket didn't show off his bald testicles and erect spicket!!!
"spicket" is a word that means "faucet."
I’m sucking down some green milk from that alien walrus udder now as I type!
Afterwards I’m going to eat some Porg and Ewok for supp.