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#41 HemiBeers

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Posted 12 October 2017 - 12:34 PM

" *Sigh* Portnoy showed up at my front door at 7am this morning and challenged me to a drum-off. <eye roll> Micheal wasn't available, so I had Olivia kick his puny ass before I drove her to school. #NoTalentHack"

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Posted 13 October 2017 - 11:23 PM

View PostMithrandir, on 11 October 2017 - 03:17 PM, said:

I can't believe people waste their time making up fake Twitter posts about me.
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#43 RUSHHEAD666

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Posted 13 October 2017 - 11:52 PM

View PostJohnnyBlaze, on 11 October 2017 - 06:59 PM, said:

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"Day whatever of retirement:

Dear Bubba,

Did too many lines of coke today (and I'm still feeling the effects as I write). In that peak line time, I went to my third garage where I keep my back up back up of my back up drum kit to....play. Believe it or not. As you know, the only things in that third garage are my emergency box of Red Apples, three emergency bottles of scotch, the kit, and a mirror in front of the kit so that I can check my form and overall coolness.

Anyhoo, I was noticeably rusty in my percussionistic ways. That's not what disturbed me. What disturbed me was what I saw in the mirror. I mean, it was me. But it wasn't me. Have I changed that much in two plus years of retirement? What will I see in another two years? Maybe it was just the coke? Have to meditate on this back at the lake.

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P.S. I've got a sudden strong craving for shrimp. Shrimp-kabobs, shrimp creole, shrimp gumbo, pan fried, deep fried, stir fried...

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#44 MMCXII

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Posted 17 October 2017 - 04:08 AM

 JohnnyBlaze, on 11 October 2017 - 06:59 PM, said:

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"Day whatever of retirement:

Dear Bubba,

Did too many lines of coke today (and I'm still feeling the effects as I write). In that peak line time, I went to my third garage where I keep my back up back up of my back up drum kit to....play. Believe it or not. As you know, the only things in that third garage are my emergency box of Red Apples, three emergency bottles of scotch, the kit, and a mirror in front of the kit so that I can check my form and overall coolness.

Anyhoo, I was noticeably rusty in my percussionistic ways. That's not what disturbed me. What disturbed me was what I saw in the mirror. I mean, it was me. But it wasn't me. Have I changed that much in two plus years of retirement? What will I see in another two years? Maybe it was just the coke? Have to meditate on this back at the lake.

- NEP

P.S. I've got a sudden strong craving for shrimp. Shrimp-kabobs, shrimp creole, shrimp gumbo, pan fried, deep fried, stir fried...

Like what ya did there with the 'Bubba-Gump shrimp cumpny' tie in lol

Edited by MMCXII, 17 October 2017 - 04:09 AM.


#45 JohnnyBlaze

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Posted 17 October 2017 - 10:40 AM

View PostMMCXII, on 17 October 2017 - 04:08 AM, said:

View PostJohnnyBlaze, on 11 October 2017 - 06:59 PM, said:

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"Day whatever of retirement:

Dear Bubba,

Did too many lines of coke today (and I'm still feeling the effects as I write). In that peak line time, I went to my third garage where I keep my back up back up of my back up drum kit to....play. Believe it or not. As you know, the only things in that third garage are my emergency box of Red Apples, three emergency bottles of scotch, the kit, and a mirror in front of the kit so that I can check my form and overall coolness.

Anyhoo, I was noticeably rusty in my percussionistic ways. That's not what disturbed me. What disturbed me was what I saw in the mirror. I mean, it was me. But it wasn't me. Have I changed that much in two plus years of retirement? What will I see in another two years? Maybe it was just the coke? Have to meditate on this back at the lake.

- NEP

P.S. I've got a sudden strong craving for shrimp. Shrimp-kabobs, shrimp creole, shrimp gumbo, pan fried, deep fried, stir fried...

Like what ya did there with the 'Bubba-Gump shrimp cumpny' tie in lol

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