"Day 795 of retirement:
I'm out on the lake again. This time rowing instead of swimming. Today was the first time I've put on clothing since last May. Though clothing is confining for a man of my manhood, it does remind me that clothing can civilize a person to some extent. Additionally, I've gone from pissing immediately in the lake to standing on the bow and pissing from that vantage point...into the lake. The lake is beautiful this time of year, with my piss discoloring it or not.
Will get back to you later as there's a bottle of Scotch with my name on it and it can't empty itself.
Your partner in crime,
Edited by JohnnyBlaze, 08 October 2017 - 11:53 PM.