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#1 edhunter

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Posted 12 September 2017 - 02:08 PM

Ok, so not really. But if there were, would anyone here have the balls to show up? This is a blind audition. Geddy and Alex will pick solely by ability, not name recognition.

Same for Alex or Geddy. If either of them broke their fingers and could not play again, would you go to a blind audition?

Once upon a time, before psoriatic arthritis permanently bent 2 fingers on my left hand, I may have tried a bass audition. Now theres not enough fluidity in my finger movement.

Who here has the goods?

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Posted 12 September 2017 - 02:11 PM

Jokes aside, I hope 2/3 of Rush do come back together, soon-ish, and create some new music with a new member or two under a different name. :)

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Posted 12 September 2017 - 02:25 PM

View Postedhunter, on 12 September 2017 - 02:08 PM, said:

Ok, so not really. But if there were, would anyone here have the balls to show up? This is a blind audition. Geddy and Alex will pick solely by ability, not name recognition.

Same for Alex or Geddy. If either of them broke their fingers and could not play again, would you go to a blind audition?

Once upon a time, before psoriatic arthritis permanently bent 2 fingers on my left hand, I may have tried a bass audition. Now theres not enough fluidity in my finger movement.

Who here has the goods?

I'd have happily given it a shot back when I was in my Austin-based Rush tribute band (though I would have stood no chance of getting the gig), but now I can't even play the intro to TSOR without embarrassing myself.

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Posted 12 September 2017 - 03:17 PM

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Posted 12 September 2017 - 04:48 PM

View Posttreeduck, on 12 September 2017 - 03:17 PM, said:

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Bang those skins you damn dirty ape!!!!!!!

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Posted 12 September 2017 - 07:56 PM

The drummer in my Rush tribute band put together a video mashup of his favourite parts. I'm pretty sure he'd have the balls to show up, though he'd need a few days to recover :codger: .
As for me, I would never have the guts to show up for for an Alex audition. Not in a million years. :notworthy:

https://youtu.be/EpsDjEriJ9k

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Posted 12 September 2017 - 08:26 PM

View Posttreeduck, on 12 September 2017 - 03:17 PM, said:

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mike portnoy playing a ballad.

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Posted 12 September 2017 - 08:26 PM

As long as they're looking for a second guitarist to replace Neil I'm in.

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Posted 13 September 2017 - 06:45 AM

Wouldn't try put for Alex's position, but with a lot of pre-practice, reckon I could have an outside shot at Geddys basswork...of course they'd still need a keyboard player and a singer, so nah really.........

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Posted 13 September 2017 - 02:19 PM

I would have the balls to show up :)))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))

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Posted 13 September 2017 - 08:19 PM

View PostHemiBeers, on 12 September 2017 - 08:26 PM, said:

View Posttreeduck, on 12 September 2017 - 03:17 PM, said:

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mike portnoy playing a ballad.

I don't see his balls resting on his own chin though. So they can't be Portnoy.

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Posted 14 September 2017 - 03:56 PM

View PostPW_Guitarist, on 12 September 2017 - 07:56 PM, said:

The drummer in my Rush tribute band put together a video mashup of his favourite parts. I'm pretty sure he'd have the balls to show up, though he'd need a few days to recover :codger: .
As for me, I would never have the guts to show up for for an Alex audition. Not in a million years. :notworthy:

https://youtu.be/EpsDjEriJ9k
That was fun to watch.

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Posted 14 September 2017 - 10:37 PM

I'm "Nobody's Hero" but I'll sign up!

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Posted 14 September 2017 - 10:43 PM

View PostRUSHHEAD666, on 14 September 2017 - 10:37 PM, said:

I'm "Nobody's Hero" but I'll sign up!

Not true, big guy.

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Posted 15 September 2017 - 01:08 AM

 RUSHHEAD666, on 14 September 2017 - 10:37 PM, said:

I'm "Nobody's Hero" but I'll sign up!

I just felt a shadow cross my heart.

Sincerely,

I went to Earl's party as a straight minority.

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Posted 15 September 2017 - 03:44 PM

What is Lars Ulrich doing now?  He just missed the cut to replace Portnoy, maybe he can take a shot and replacing Neil.

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Posted 16 September 2017 - 07:58 PM

 HemiBeers, on 12 September 2017 - 08:26 PM, said:

 treeduck, on 12 September 2017 - 03:17 PM, said:

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mike portnoy playing a ballad.

That has fücking killed me. Bravo.




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