treeduck Posted September 12, 2017 Share Posted September 12, 2017 ...and you can spend 2 hours with him! Gene Simmons's long-promised box set of previously unreleased solo material, which has apparently had several different working titles over the years — including "Monster" (later used by KISS for the band's most recent studio album), "Alter Ego" and "100" — has finally been made available. Titled "The Vault", the collection of one hundred and fifty "never-released-before songs written and performed by Simmons," which features "notable rock 'n' roll artists, including member of KISS past and present," is being sold exclusively online. Fans who order "The Vault" have the option to have the box set delivered to them personally by Simmons in one of three ways. * $2,000 will get you an invite to one of twenty-one "Vault Experience" events across the world, where you will pick up a copy the personalized and autographed box set — packaged in a massive 12" x 12" x 6" leather-bound commemorative book featuring dozens of never-seen-before images of Simmons over his fifty-year career — and take part in a "songs-and-stories" playback and question-and-answer session. In addition, you will be granted one-on-one photo, autograph and video time with Simmons. * $25,000 will get you an invite to one of eleven "Producer Experience" events, which include all the "Vault Exerience" items above plus "an intimate hour in a recording studio with Gene listening to tracks from 'The Vault'" and an executive producer's credit on the set itself. * Fans who spend $50,000 will have Simmons deliver all the above-mentioned items right to their homes, where they and up to twenty-five of their friends can spend two hours with the KISS legend. Among the songs expected to be featured on "The Vault" are Simmons's "Love Gun"-era demos featuring Eddie and Alex Van Halen. "Any artist can release a boxed set, and never really thank the fans for their support," said Simmons. "I want to celebrate my fiftieth anniversary in rock with the fans, and I have had a blast putting something really special together for them. 'Gene Simmons: The Vault Experience' gives fans something truly unique that they can keep forever, and it gives me a chance to personally thank them for all of their support over the years." "What Gene and Rhino have put together with 'The Vault Experience' is truly unprecedented. We have taken the idea of a boxed set to a completely different level," said Mark Pinkus, president of Rhino Entertainment. "As a card-carrying member of the KISS Army from a young age, I'm honored to be working with Gene on such an exciting and innovative project. His fans are going to be absolutely blown away by 'The Vault Experience'." 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
custom55 Posted September 12, 2017 Share Posted September 12, 2017 I'm not home 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
That One Guy Posted September 12, 2017 Share Posted September 12, 2017 It's a better deal than Neil Peart's "for two decades I'll never attend a meet & greet" experience 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
edhunter Posted September 12, 2017 Share Posted September 12, 2017 Let's start a gofundme campaign and have him deliver it to Neil. 10 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LyndseyG Posted September 12, 2017 Share Posted September 12, 2017 A piffling 50k eh? Pffft! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Babycat Posted September 12, 2017 Share Posted September 12, 2017 $50,000 worth of catnip - I'll have that instead! :smoke: 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
treeduck Posted September 12, 2017 Author Share Posted September 12, 2017 $50,000 worth of catnip - I'll have that instead! :smoke: :pussy: :pussy: :pussy: :pussy: :pussy: 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
treeduck Posted September 13, 2017 Author Share Posted September 13, 2017 http://assets.blabbermouth.net.s3.amazonaws.com/media/genesimmonsthevaultweiss.jpg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HemiBeers Posted September 13, 2017 Share Posted September 13, 2017 (edited) hmmm $50k for 25 friends...that's $2k a friend. Not totally unreasonable. I'll round up some Kiss fans with some extra dough and we'll gather for Gene in a $500 meth lab trailer. * gene checks his watch every minute for the next two hours * actually it might be more entertaining to be alone in silence with Gene for 2 hours. Edited September 13, 2017 by HemiBeers 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
goose Posted September 13, 2017 Share Posted September 13, 2017 Let's start a gofundme campaign and have him deliver it to Neil.:laughing guy: Actually, we should do it for Lucas and Dig. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnnyBlaze Posted September 13, 2017 Share Posted September 13, 2017 For $100,000 Gene will personally perform tongue extension surgery on the customer's tongue so that it will be equal in length to Simmons'. Gene was quoted as saying, "I'm no surgeon but I've always been willing to get my hands bloody and dirty for the fans. Now, I'm quite literally making good on this promise." 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mosher Posted September 13, 2017 Share Posted September 13, 2017 He'd have to pay me more than that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rod in Toronto Posted September 13, 2017 Share Posted September 13, 2017 This may get me banned from TRF, or at least shunned by many fine members of this community, but...I never liked Kiss! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
canadianice Posted September 13, 2017 Share Posted September 13, 2017 Good, i will offer him a can of black shoe polish. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vaportrailer Posted September 13, 2017 Share Posted September 13, 2017 I would be happy to part with a few dollars to have Shannon Tweed visit for 2 hours.:) 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steevo Posted September 13, 2017 Share Posted September 13, 2017 This may get me banned from TRF, or at least shunned by many fine members of this community, but...I never liked Kiss! :tsk: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
treeduck Posted September 13, 2017 Author Share Posted September 13, 2017 I would be happy to part with a few dollars to have Shannon Tweed visit for 2 hours. :) After Gene's been there about a million times? Ugh no way. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HemiBeers Posted September 13, 2017 Share Posted September 13, 2017 I would be happy to part with a few dollars to have Shannon Tweed visit for 2 hours. :) After Gene's been there about a million times? Ugh no way. hey every chick has their intimate resume. nom sayyyn? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Presto-digitation Posted September 13, 2017 Share Posted September 13, 2017 The only one opening this "vault" should be Geraldo Rivera. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnnyBlaze Posted September 13, 2017 Share Posted September 13, 2017 hmmm $50k for 25 friends...that's $2k a friend. Not totally unreasonable. I'll round up some Kiss fans with some extra dough and we'll gather for Gene in a $500 meth lab trailer. * gene checks his watch every minute for the next two hours * actually it might be more entertaining to be alone in silence with Gene for 2 hours. Of course it's unreasonable as he'd just be delivering a box then answering some fan questions for two hours. That'd be like paying the FedEx guy 50 thou then interrogating him for two hours in your living room. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnnyBlaze Posted September 13, 2017 Share Posted September 13, 2017 (edited) I would be happy to part with a few dollars to have Shannon Tweed visit for 2 hours. :) After Gene's been there about a million times? Ugh no way. They can't all be virgins duck! :hail: Edited September 13, 2017 by JohnnyBlaze Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oracle Posted September 14, 2017 Share Posted September 14, 2017 So does Gene give me $50,000 for having to deal with his bullshit or do I have to pay him? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TexMike Posted September 14, 2017 Share Posted September 14, 2017 At some point, Gene will begin taking orders for his VIP death packages. Bronze - Front-row seat at Gene's funeral ($100,000) Silver - Bronze PLUS a personal photo with Gene's open casket ($500,000) Gold - Silver PLUS Gene's corpse in your car for a Bernie style afternoon ($1,000,000) Platinum - Gold PLUS Gene's corpse gets buried in YOUR back yard (fine print - only until you die, then it's excavated) ($100,000,000) Superfan (limit 1) - Platinum PLUS.........what else? You get buried WITH Gene in your back yard ($100,000,000,000,000,000,000) 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RUSHHEAD666 Posted September 14, 2017 Share Posted September 14, 2017 At some point, Gene will begin taking orders for his VIP death packages. Bronze - Front-row seat at Gene's funeral ($100,000) Silver - Bronze PLUS a personal photo with Gene's open casket ($500,000) Gold - Silver PLUS Gene's corpse in your car for a Bernie style afternoon ($1,000,000) Platinum - Gold PLUS Gene's corpse gets buried in YOUR back yard (fine print - only until you die, then it's excavated) ($100,000,000) Superfan (limit 1) - Platinum PLUS.........what else? You get buried WITH Gene in your back yard ($100,000,000,000,000,000,000) LOL! EPIC POST!!!! This whole thing is fuckking insane. Typical Gene. When will Paul do it next??? I would rather give my 50K to ACE! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
treeduck Posted September 14, 2017 Author Share Posted September 14, 2017 I would be happy to part with a few dollars to have Shannon Tweed visit for 2 hours. :) After Gene's been there about a million times? Ugh no way. They can't all be virgins duck! :hail:So you'd go there then eh?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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