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Hi. Happy Birthday. Hope you are doing well in your retirement AND having an interesting birthday. :cheers: :sundog: Best wishes!
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Happy Birthday Neil and it is also my wifes too.I plan to make her watch your drumming DVDs where you rattle on about your drum skills.Seriously Happy Birthday to both.
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Happy Birthday Neil!! Now you can get on Medicare! PLEASE STOP SMOKING THOSE RED APPLES!!!

 

 

So since Geddy, Alex and Neil do lurk on here I have birthday present for Mr. Neil Peart. My mentor, my MAN and my all time favorite drummer.

 

 

Happy Birthday you old man!! Hope you are spending lots of quality time with your family instead of with your BMW bike!

 

 

A song for Neil while using his "New World Man" lyrics. By me, Earl.

 

 

 

"NEW MEDICARE MAN"

 

 

 

 

He's a shart stained toilet runner

He's a cynic turning red

He's a restless old man

Wants to retire instead.

 

He's got chronic arthritis in his entire body

Not sure if they will ever find a cure.

He's overweight and smokes red apples

But he loves his motorcycle, that's for sure.

 

Learning about his benefits as the old world man.

Burning to understand the heart of an old grumpy man.

 

He's made many mistakes

And has learned to hide the smile he fakes.

He's old enough to know what's right

But on the Santa Monica pier he likes to booze it.

He's old enough to get social security

And old enough for his pension plan.

 

He's a New Medicare Man

 

 

He's a medication receiver.

Turned an athletic body into a blob.

He was a writer and a drummer

And now he's just a puffy eyed overweight slob.

 

He's got a problem with his blood pressure

But his doctors have it under control.

He's got to walk a fine line

And eat Kraft Mac & Cheese in "The Smaller Bowl."

 

Trying to save the life of an old world man

Trying not to install a pace maker into the old world man

 

He's not concerned with yesterday

He knows he's retired and will never play.

He's stubborn enough to know he's done,

He's foolish enough to still eat at Cinnabon.

He's getting weak and is totally "Losing It."

But he's wise enough to accept that he's old...

"To the city of Immortals, marble white and purest gold........"

 

He's a New Medicare Man

 

 

 

Love you NEIL ELLWOOD PEART!!!!!

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Earl is a lyrical gangster!

 

Sincerely,

 

Walt Whitman

 

 

"Gangsta gangsta..... It's not about a salary it's all about reality.... gansta gansta......"

 

Love,

 

N.W.A. and EAZY MUTHAFUKKING E! Hey! That's me! :)

 

Ahh yes, I used to love reading Walt Whitman in college. Time to smoke some "Leaves Of Grass."

 

Kidding, I don't smoke that silly stuff.

 

I gaze into the "Wilderness Of Mirrors" instead.

 

 

T.S. Eliot

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