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#21 goose

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Posted 13 September 2017 - 06:57 PM

Jackson Browne's ballad "Rosie" is sneaky dirty.



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Posted 14 September 2017 - 03:15 PM

Da Toppers Baby Let Me Baby Your Box.

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Posted 05 November 2017 - 10:37 PM

I deleted the youtube video I found.   Too filthy

Edited by custom55, 05 November 2017 - 10:46 PM.


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Posted 06 November 2017 - 07:27 PM

Dave Matthews Crash Into Me - pretty, but dirty. A good advertisement for condoms.

"Crash Into Me"



You've got your ball
you've got your chain
tied to me tight tie me up again
who's got their claws
in you my friend
Into your heart I'll beat again
Sweet like candy to my soul
Sweet you rock
and sweet you roll
Lost for you I'm so lost for you

You come crash into me
And I come into you
I come into you
In a boys dream
In a boys dream

Touch your lips just so I know
In your eyes, love, it glows so
I'm bare boned and crazy for you
When you come crash
into me, baby
And I come into you
In a boys dream
In a boys dream

If I've gone overboard
Then I'm begging you
to forgive me
in my haste
When I'm holding you so girl
close to me

Oh and you come crash
into me, baby
And I come into you
Hike up your skirt a little more
and show the world to me
Hike up your skirt a little more
and show your world to me
In a boys dream.. In a boys dream

Oh I watch you there
through the window
And I stare at you
You wear nothing but you
wear it so well
tied up and twisted
the way I'd like to be
For you, for me, come crash
into me


Edited by HemiBeers, 06 November 2017 - 07:27 PM.


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Posted 06 November 2017 - 08:47 PM

Fresh flesh- fear



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Posted 06 November 2017 - 09:29 PM



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Posted 07 November 2017 - 12:05 AM

View PostHemiBeers, on 06 November 2017 - 07:27 PM, said:

Dave Matthews Crash Into Me - pretty, but dirty. A good advertisement for condoms.

"Crash Into Me"



You've got your ball
you've got your chain
tied to me tight tie me up again
who's got their claws
in you my friend
Into your heart I'll beat again
Sweet like candy to my soul
Sweet you rock
and sweet you roll
Lost for you I'm so lost for you

You come crash into me
And I come into you
I come into you
In a boys dream
In a boys dream

Touch your lips just so I know
In your eyes, love, it glows so
I'm bare boned and crazy for you
When you come crash
into me, baby
And I come into you
In a boys dream
In a boys dream

If I've gone overboard
Then I'm begging you
to forgive me
in my haste
When I'm holding you so girl
close to me

Oh and you come crash
into me, baby
And I come into you
Hike up your skirt a little more
and show the world to me
Hike up your skirt a little more
and show your world to me
In a boys dream.. In a boys dream

Oh I watch you there
through the window
And I stare at you
You wear nothing but you
wear it so well
tied up and twisted
the way I'd like to be
For you, for me, come crash
into me


Rapunzel from DMB is quite filthy.

Open wide Oh so good I'll eat you
Take me for a ride
In your sweet delicious
Perfect little mouth
Thereupon I linger
You will have no doubt
I'll do my best for you, I do
Love
Let's stop to get it going
Lost myself just thinking
About the two of us
From each other drinking
Begin with the lips
Fingertips and kissing
Turn me inside out
I do my best for you
Up and down we go
From the top you push me
This is such a thrill
Lost in love and dancing
Shake your tambourine
You blow my head open
Of this there's no doubt
I do my best for you I do
For you I would crawl
Through the darkest dungeon
Climb the castle wall
If you are my Rapunzel
You let your hair down
Right in through your window
Good they locked the door
I do my best for you
I think the world of you
All of my heart I do
Blood through my veins for you
You alone have all of me
I give my world to you
To you I will be true
Too good to be real
Smell of something cooking
My soul you're to steal
Food of love we're filling
What you've given me
For it there is no measure
Of one thing I know
I'll give my best for you
I think the world of you
All of my heart I do
Blood through my veins for you
You alone have all of me
From you my strength is full
To carry your burdens too
I give my world to you
Hip lock up so tight
You drive me crazy
Crazy is all right
With you looking at me
You make me feel high
Every single thing you do to me
Is like I'm drunk
I do my best for you, I do

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Posted 07 November 2017 - 12:34 AM

This is from an old, prog-type band, Strawbs.

Out In The Cold


I walked in the city at midday
It was empty and bare
I looked in the mirror at midnight
There was nobody there
You had become the very breath that I breathed
You were all I desired, my will to succeed
But now I know how it feels to be old
Out in the cold.
I walked in the city at midday
It was feeling the strain
I looked in the mirror at midnight


It was starting to rain
I sucked on your breasts, your legs opened wide
I could scarcely believe all the pleasures inside
But now I know how it feels to be old
Out in the cold.
Whoever believed in astrological signs
Under my eyes your name burns in the lines
For now I know how it feels to be old
Out in the cold


Funny story about that. When I was 10 or 11, my parents let me have the family Sears and Roebuck record player/8 track/AM/FM in my room and since it was nearing Christmas, they told me I could get a few records or tapes. I went through the Columbia House ad in TV Guide and circled some things for them to choose from. Steppenwolf and similar. Christmas rolls around and I got a few records and a couple of tapes, none of the ones I circled, and one of the records was the Strawbs that had that song on it. Had either of my ultra religious parents heard that or read the lyrics, the stereo would likely have been thrown in the trash and the records broken.

Edited by Fordgalaxy, 07 November 2017 - 12:34 AM.


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Posted 07 November 2017 - 09:33 AM

View Posttangy, on 06 November 2017 - 08:47 PM, said:

Fresh flesh- fear

Fresh flesh, slingin' down your street
Fresh flesh, won't you eat my meat?
Fresh flesh, oozin' through the slime
Fresh flesh, and the city's mine!

Fresh flesh!
Fresh flesh!

Under the subway ditch
Chewin' on some old bitch!
With nothin' else to do
I just might you
If you get in my way
I cut your leg, won't pay!
Drop you off downtown
Watch you crawl around!

Fresh flesh!
Fresh flesh!

I don't wanna f**k you to death
I don't wanna smell your breath
Piss on your warm embrace!
I just wanna cum in your face!
I don't care if you're dead
And I don't care if you eat reds!
I don't care if you're all cut up -
Blood on your dress!

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Posted 07 November 2017 - 09:45 AM

Pretty much every song by BOTDF (shudder)

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Posted 07 November 2017 - 10:42 AM



Filthiest in multiple ways - lyrically, and also one of the sickest 19/16 solo sections ever.  lol.  Vinne Colaiuta.

Pretty much everything on this album is filthy (to some degree).  It is a filthy concept album!

Edited by cygnify, 07 November 2017 - 10:43 AM.


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Posted 07 November 2017 - 09:27 PM

Closer by NIN.

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Posted 08 November 2017 - 12:00 AM

Equal time for women ??!!



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Posted 08 November 2017 - 11:41 AM

View Postfraroc, on 07 November 2017 - 09:45 AM, said:

Pretty much every song by BOTDF (shudder)

>BOTDF
>Music

Pick one lmao

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Posted 08 November 2017 - 12:27 PM

Going old school -

Donna Summer - love to love you baby

quite the revelation to my 13 year old ears at the time. :o

https://en.wikipedia..._You_Baby_(song)

"The final recording lasted over 16 minutes, and according to the BBC, contained 23 "orgasms"."

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Posted 08 November 2017 - 12:33 PM

Peter Frampton - Do you feel like I do (live album)

"I wawa wuck woo"

:o

Did he just say what I thought he said?

Edited by HemiBeers, 08 November 2017 - 12:35 PM.


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Posted 09 November 2017 - 12:08 AM

View Postblueschica, on 08 November 2017 - 12:00 AM, said:

Equal time for women ??!!



Let’s talk about sex, indeed.

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Posted 09 November 2017 - 01:12 AM

View Postinvisible airwave, on 09 November 2017 - 12:08 AM, said:

View Postblueschica, on 08 November 2017 - 12:00 AM, said:

Equal time for women ??!!



Let’s talk about sex, indeed.
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