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Alien Girl

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Pretty soon, we'll have to move this thread to New World Women so the ladies can write fantasies fanfictions about the members

 

Or not..

Yeah, let's go with 'not'.

 

On old CP in the 'Fine Place to Penetrate' forum a core of ged girls took to writing gay porn fan fic. Ummmm...isn't that kind of stuff supposed to stay in a notebook hidden under one's mattress not typed out and posted for all the world to see?! Or maybe that's just me*.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

*For the record I have never written any gay porn Rush fan fiction online or otherwise. :P

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Fordgalaxy
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Alex and Geddy are going on the road as LeeLifeson.

JohnnyBlaze
JohnnyBlaze

In the 80s Geddy briefly played on the pro tennis circuit.   http://i.pinimg.com/originals/02/a5/18/02a518144283fc50fcc3973aae7884f5.jpg   "To be honest, I never really liked making music. I much pre

MMCXII
MMCXII

I heard Alex and Geddy are forming a band with Ian Anderson and Bill Bruford called 'Jethro's Brush'   'Where's my Hair' will be released in time for Christmas..!

JohnnyBlaze

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Pretty soon, we'll have to move this thread to New World Women so the ladies can write fantasies fanfictions about the members

 

Or not..

Yeah, let's go with 'not'.

 

On old CP in the 'Fine Place to Penetrate' forum a core of ged girls took to writing gay porn fan fic. Ummmm...isn't that kind of stuff supposed to stay in a notebook hidden under one's mattress not typed out and posted for all the world to see?! Or maybe that's just me*.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

*For the record I have never written any gay porn Rush fan fiction online or otherwise. :P

 

Suuuuuuuuure you haven't. :poke:

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JohnnyBlaze

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Wasn't there a rumor that there would be a second part of the R40 tour in England/Europe? That after doing a few shows of the tour Neil had reconsidered?

http://iv1.lisimg.com/image/13083109/740full-adele-taylor-%28model%29.jpg

apparently lorraine made treeduck upset so he posted this picture from his private photo session with lorraine.

shhhh

 

You know, amidst the hotness of the flesh, I forgot about the stupidity of leopard print

It's just a bit though.

But you picked it out for me. Don't you remember? You buy all my clothes.

It's too tight for you!

It's only too tight if the model's goods pop out.

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treeduck

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Wasn't there a rumor that there would be a second part of the R40 tour in England/Europe? That after doing a few shows of the tour Neil had reconsidered?

http://iv1.lisimg.com/image/13083109/740full-adele-taylor-%28model%29.jpg

apparently lorraine made treeduck upset so he posted this picture from his private photo session with lorraine.

shhhh

 

You know, amidst the hotness of the flesh, I forgot about the stupidity of leopard print

It's just a bit though.

But you picked it out for me. Don't you remember? You buy all my clothes.

It's too tight for you!

It's only too tight if the model's goods pop out.

Unless it's on purpose..

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Lorraine

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Wasn't there a rumor that there would be a second part of the R40 tour in England/Europe? That after doing a few shows of the tour Neil had reconsidered?

http://iv1.lisimg.com/image/13083109/740full-adele-taylor-%28model%29.jpg

apparently lorraine made treeduck upset so he posted this picture from his private photo session with lorraine.

shhhh

 

You know, amidst the hotness of the flesh, I forgot about the stupidity of leopard print

It's just a bit though.

But you picked it out for me. Don't you remember? You buy all my clothes.

It's too tight for you!

You told me to buy it two sizes too small.

 

Even my shoes are too small. Can't you see my scrunched tootsies?

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treeduck

treeduck

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Wasn't there a rumor that there would be a second part of the R40 tour in England/Europe? That after doing a few shows of the tour Neil had reconsidered?

http://iv1.lisimg.com/image/13083109/740full-adele-taylor-%28model%29.jpg

apparently lorraine made treeduck upset so he posted this picture from his private photo session with lorraine.

shhhh

 

You know, amidst the hotness of the flesh, I forgot about the stupidity of leopard print

It's just a bit though.

But you picked it out for me. Don't you remember? You buy all my clothes.

It's too tight for you!

You told me to buy it two sizes too small.

 

Even my shoes are too small. Can't you see my scrunched tootsies?

Are you me??

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HemiBeers

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as a concession to Neil to get one more tour out of him, Al and Ged promised to let Neil sit on his motorcycle while it's strapped to a utility trailor being pulled by the tour bus.

 

advantages:

no need to bring his ride-a-long thug Micheal.

simulates motorcycle riding through the countryside.

gives Neil his quality 'me' time away from the tour riffraff.

 

as an additional concession, the boys will let Neil stop and take pictures and write copious notes about bushes, flowers and people he encounters with an occassional urge to treat them as humans.

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JARG

JARG

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Geddy and Alex are TRF members.

 

Neil is Treeduck

 

Alex is Canadianice

 

 

 

That leaves Geddy. Who's he?

 

MAYBE IT'S EARL

 

It's me.

 

Yeah, sorry, it was bound to come out sometime.

 

I've met AG. She is indeed Geddy.

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laughedatbytime

laughedatbytime

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Another rumor:

 

Neil will leave his home in California to join the Lakewood Church Music Ministry and be Paul Shafer to Joel Osteen's Letterman.

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vO21H_lv3gk

 

Hey, he played on Presto, he should be able to handle this.

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BenjaminW

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Hey has anyone here heard about Geddy and Alex saying that Tai Shan is Rush's best song and that Tom Sawyer is actually their worst?
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HemiBeers

HemiBeers

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Rush will star on an episode of 'Naked and Afraid'.

 

Neil will yap endlessly about foliage while searching for a 500 year old tree that will provide optimal firewood.

Alex will try rolling various grasses with leaves and try to light (and smoke) them.

Geddy will hoard firewood with thoughts of turning it into basses.

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JohnnyBlaze

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In the 80s Geddy briefly played on the pro tennis circuit.

 

http://i.pinimg.com/originals/02/a5/18/02a518144283fc50fcc3973aae7884f5.jpg

 

"To be honest, I never really liked making music. I much prefer being on the tennis court with the sunshine, fresh air, and being berated by fellow tennis pros John (McEnroe) and Boris (Becker). Additionally, the snug feeling from wearing too short shorts is better than any emotion I can receive from a sold out concert venue."

 

- Geddy Lee (Tennis magazine, August 1988)

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MMCXII

MMCXII

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So depressing it seems Rush really finished :(

 

Cmon Neil we know you got the lyrics you cant just stop doing that. You're physically ok for another album you can do it :)

 

Well if he's just coming back for his lyrics then I'd rather him stay away..

 

That'd be like ordering a cheeseburger and throwing away the meat. There's nothing left but cheese.. In both cases

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MMCXII

MMCXII

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This is probably my favorite false Rush rumour of the thread.

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