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Kimmel but I don't like either of them. Fallon though is about as welcome on my screen as an infestation of dick-eating parasites of the crotch. He's so unfunny it's unreal. His pathetic "sketches" with costumes etc are an embarrassment.
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If you had asked me back in 2009-2013 I would've said Fallon. But now? His fake laugh irritates me and he's an alcoholic in denial which caused him some bizarre injuries during wild nights out at the bar (i.e. his hand). Out of the two, I like Kimmel and I thought he was great hosting the Oscars this year personally. But really though, I like Colbert and Conan the best out of the late night shows. Edited by PolarizeMe
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If you had asked me back in 2009-2013 I would've said Fallon. But now? His fake laugh irritates me and he's an alcoholic in denial which caused him some bizarre injuries during wild nights out at the bar (i.e. his hand). Out of the two, I like Kimmel and I thought he was great hosting the Oscars this year personally. But really though, I like Colbert and Conan the best out of the late night shows.

 

Same here...I liked Fallon on SNL, but his fake laugh is so annoying!!!

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Jimmy Fallon is talented but I find him irritating for some reason. I enjoy Jimmy Kimmel and his bits where they talk to people on Hollywood Boulevard more. I should try to watch Stephen Colbert more, though, I guess; I like him when I do. Brain is kind of dead to making decisions that time of night.
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Kimmel but I don't like either of them. Fallon though is about as welcome on my screen as an infestation of dick-eating parasites of the crotch. He's so unfunny it's unreal. His pathetic "sketches" with costumes etc are an embarrassment.

 

You like Fallon more than I do.

 

Breaks down like this:

Useless > Kimmel > Fallon

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Kimmel but I don't like either of them. Fallon though is about as welcome on my screen as an infestation of dick-eating parasites of the crotch. He's so unfunny it's unreal. His pathetic "sketches" with costumes etc are an embarrassment.

 

You like Fallon more than I do.

 

Breaks down like this:

Useless > Kimmel > Fallon

No one can like him less than me!

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Kimmel but I don't like either of them. Fallon though is about as welcome on my screen as an infestation of dick-eating parasites of the crotch. He's so unfunny it's unreal. His pathetic "sketches" with costumes etc are an embarrassment.

 

You like Fallon more than I do.

 

Breaks down like this:

Useless > Kimmel > Fallon

No one can like him less than me!

 

Every night before I go to bed I go outside and piss to the north, south, east, and west in the hope that one drop might hit him wherever he is.

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Kimmel but I don't like either of them. Fallon though is about as welcome on my screen as an infestation of dick-eating parasites of the crotch. He's so unfunny it's unreal. His pathetic "sketches" with costumes etc are an embarrassment.

 

You like Fallon more than I do.

 

Breaks down like this:

Useless > Kimmel > Fallon

No one can like him less than me!

 

Every night before I go to bed I go outside and piss to the north, south, east, and west in the hope that one drop might hit him wherever he is.

I get mad just thinking about him, to the point where I leap in the air and come down with a two-footed stomp repeatedly, over and over, imagining it's his head!

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Kimmel but I don't like either of them. Fallon though is about as welcome on my screen as an infestation of dick-eating parasites of the crotch. He's so unfunny it's unreal. His pathetic "sketches" with costumes etc are an embarrassment.

 

You like Fallon more than I do.

 

Breaks down like this:

Useless > Kimmel > Fallon

No one can like him less than me!

 

Every night before I go to bed I go outside and piss to the north, south, east, and west in the hope that one drop might hit him wherever he is.

I get mad just thinking about him, to the point where I leap in the air and come down with a two-footed stomp repeatedly, over and over, imagining it's his head!

 

I started studying black magic a few years ago for the sole purpose of using a dark spell on Fallon if we meet.

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Kimmel but I don't like either of them. Fallon though is about as welcome on my screen as an infestation of dick-eating parasites of the crotch. He's so unfunny it's unreal. His pathetic "sketches" with costumes etc are an embarrassment.

 

You like Fallon more than I do.

 

Breaks down like this:

Useless > Kimmel > Fallon

No one can like him less than me!

 

Every night before I go to bed I go outside and piss to the north, south, east, and west in the hope that one drop might hit him wherever he is.

I get mad just thinking about him, to the point where I leap in the air and come down with a two-footed stomp repeatedly, over and over, imagining it's his head!

 

I started studying black magic a few years ago for the sole purpose of using a dark spell on Fallon if we meet.

I've actually created a Fallon voodoo effigy which I set fire to every night in the hope that the pain reaches him!

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Kimmel but I don't like either of them. Fallon though is about as welcome on my screen as an infestation of dick-eating parasites of the crotch. He's so unfunny it's unreal. His pathetic "sketches" with costumes etc are an embarrassment.

 

You like Fallon more than I do.

 

Breaks down like this:

Useless > Kimmel > Fallon

No one can like him less than me!

 

Every night before I go to bed I go outside and piss to the north, south, east, and west in the hope that one drop might hit him wherever he is.

I get mad just thinking about him, to the point where I leap in the air and come down with a two-footed stomp repeatedly, over and over, imagining it's his head!

 

I started studying black magic a few years ago for the sole purpose of using a dark spell on Fallon if we meet.

I've actually created a Fallon voodoo effigy which I set fire to every night in the hope that the pain reaches him!

 

I've traveled back in time on numerous occasions trying to prevent his rise to fame. All attempts have clearly failed thus far.

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Kimmel but I don't like either of them. Fallon though is about as welcome on my screen as an infestation of dick-eating parasites of the crotch. He's so unfunny it's unreal. His pathetic "sketches" with costumes etc are an embarrassment.

 

You like Fallon more than I do.

 

Breaks down like this:

Useless > Kimmel > Fallon

No one can like him less than me!

 

Every night before I go to bed I go outside and piss to the north, south, east, and west in the hope that one drop might hit him wherever he is.

I get mad just thinking about him, to the point where I leap in the air and come down with a two-footed stomp repeatedly, over and over, imagining it's his head!

 

I started studying black magic a few years ago for the sole purpose of using a dark spell on Fallon if we meet.

I've actually created a Fallon voodoo effigy which I set fire to every night in the hope that the pain reaches him!

 

I've traveled back in time on numerous occasions trying to prevent his rise to fame. All attempts have clearly failed thus far.

I've traveled back in time and killed his parents and his grandparents a hundred times but somehow he's still here!

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They both have their own talents, but Fallon seems a bit too fake and over-enthusiastic. At least Kimmel has some bite to his humor. He wins because of "The Man Show".

 

I miss Craig Ferguson...

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They both have their own talents, but Fallon seems a bit too fake and over-enthusiastic. At least Kimmel has some bite to his humor. He wins because of "The Man Show".

 

I miss Craig Ferguson...

Damn, I almost forgot about Craig Ferguson...he was awesome, yes.
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Kimmel but I don't like either of them. Fallon though is about as welcome on my screen as an infestation of dick-eating parasites of the crotch. He's so unfunny it's unreal. His pathetic "sketches" with costumes etc are an embarrassment.

 

You like Fallon more than I do.

 

Breaks down like this:

Useless > Kimmel > Fallon

No one can like him less than me!

 

Every night before I go to bed I go outside and piss to the north, south, east, and west in the hope that one drop might hit him wherever he is.

I get mad just thinking about him, to the point where I leap in the air and come down with a two-footed stomp repeatedly, over and over, imagining it's his head!

 

I actually had that image in my head..!

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