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Sperm Counts of Western men plummeting.


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Too much masturbating into a tissue

Tissue. Of course!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I'll have to remember that next time.

Just don't mix them up with the ones you sneeze into and then blow your nose with it...

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Skinny jeans.

or skinny genes.

 

My jeans have begun to tighten around the waist. Better go to the gym and pump up those genes ;)

 

In all seriousness I blame all the chemicals found in food. I wouldn't be surprised to see that men, who are on a vegan diet with lots of soy products, will have a low sperm count. Women can have their soy food, but men shouldn't. Eat healthy organic food and exercise. And not masturbating all the time is likely better for more reasons than just low sperm count.

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My totally uneducated guess would be that we're living in a time when fertility issues just don't prevent people from having children as much as they used to. People have methods at their disposal to defy the odds, and they're allowed to pass their genes on, while in previous generations, men with low sperm counts would've fallen out of the gene pool more often.

 

I don't really think it's a bad thing. There are plenty of kids in need of adoption.

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:( Hemi, what happened to your thread? :facepalm: It had such potential. :eh:

 

 

It went flacid.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

:ph34r: (sorry, couldn't help it)

it petered out.

 

unit reference #2.

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:( Hemi, what happened to your thread? :facepalm: It had such potential. :eh:

 

 

It went flacid.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

:ph34r: (sorry, couldn't help it)

it petered out.

 

unit reference #2.

...climaxed too soon.

 

 

 

("man bun" was comedy gold :LOL: )

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Meh. If more men weren't such pussies and got a vasectomy after fathering their children or upon deciding they don't want children, ALL the sperms would die and you'd never have to worry about contraception again, unless you're getting some strange, then wrap that rascal.
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Too much masturbating into a tissue

 

Actually that's a good thing. You don't use it, you lose it.

Sooo...

 

the problem is not enough?

 

 

Maybe she was on to something.

 

http://www.arkingdream.org/Admin/Commission/Speakers/Dr.-Joycelyn-Elders.jpg

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