Tick Posted May 13, 2017 Share Posted May 13, 2017 (edited) Once upon a time lived a man with green skin. He was very tall and likes vegetables. Since his hair resembled asparagus he decided to start a frozen vegetable company.Soon he became very wealthy and settled down with a nice wife and they had a son. They had a great marriage until one day she left him for a meat packer.He fought and gained custody of his son and now stands tall in the face of adversity.He recently had a nose job and is currently dating Kim Kardashian when her crazy ass partner is in therapy camp.They f**k a lot and eat much corn. The End Edited May 13, 2017 by Tick 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lorraine Posted May 13, 2017 Share Posted May 13, 2017 (edited) There once was a straight lady who lived in a straight house and had a bunch of straight kids and they all lived in a straight neighborhood in a straight city. Then the civil rights commissioner in a nearby town got wind of this and sent in a crooked lady who had a bunch of crooked kids and they all built a crooked house. The rest is twisted history. The End http://davelandweb.com/shirleytemple/images/30s/Shirley_LC5_tn.jpg Edited May 13, 2017 by Lorraine 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
treeduck Posted May 13, 2017 Share Posted May 13, 2017 Tick is a fool and he sits in a pool of his own stools.... The End Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lorraine Posted May 13, 2017 Share Posted May 13, 2017 http://davelandweb.com/shirleytemple/images/30s/LittlestRebel_5_tn.jpg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tick Posted May 13, 2017 Author Share Posted May 13, 2017 Tick is a fool and he sits in a pool of his own stools.... The EndA fool is a strong biblical slur. I would much prefer being called an asshole if you don't mind. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
treeduck Posted May 13, 2017 Share Posted May 13, 2017 Tick is a fool and he sits in a pool of his own stools.... The EndA fool is a strong biblical slur. I would much prefer being called an asshole if you don't mind.But the asshole on the hillSees the sun going down,And the eyes in his head,See the world spinning around. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lorraine Posted May 13, 2017 Share Posted May 13, 2017 (edited) So says a duck who sits in a tree. And poops on people!!! Edited May 13, 2017 by Lorraine 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Segue Myles Posted May 13, 2017 Share Posted May 13, 2017 (edited) There was a woman from Ely, Madison her name was. Mid twenties, she had no recollection of her past life. Back then she had been a waitress in a run down bar in New York and had never before been in love. Her name was Carmel. But the woman from Ely fell for the tall, handsome and much older man Steven. Steven. He had had a colourful life and longed for love. He had fallen for a beautiful woman from on a trip many years ago in New York. He had travelled a great distance and lost contact many years before. The woman from New York was never found. But it's sad her broken heart never recovered and she let go of this mortal coil twenty five years ago. Chance had it seen too that he left his job in Cambridge to walk into an upmarket boutique in Ely. He found love twice with the same woman. Two lives, one romance. She even knew his name. Her body lies cold. Hand clutches her chest, her now gaunt features oddly at rest with a glimmer of hope in her decaying smile. Edited May 13, 2017 by Segue Myles 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EagleMoon Posted May 13, 2017 Share Posted May 13, 2017 One night when I was laying in bed I heard a sound outside my window. When I pulled the curtain over to look out, I saw a little dog looking back at me. He opened his mouth and said "Don't eat the yellow snow!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lorraine Posted May 13, 2017 Share Posted May 13, 2017 http://davelandweb.com/shirleytemple/images/1993_Autograph_ST_tn.jpg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Principled Man Posted May 13, 2017 Share Posted May 13, 2017 Once upon a time, there was a man who was on the verge of discovering the cure for cancer - all forms of cancer. Sadly, though, minutes before he was to discover it, a mob of crazed grammar control-freaks stormed his lab and incinerated him and all his research......all because he kept writing you're instead of your ..... THE END. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
greyfriar Posted May 15, 2017 Share Posted May 15, 2017 The Neverending Story There once was a guy who thought Permanent Waves is an eighties album and he started a discussion on TRF. to be continued... :smoke: :smoke: :smoke: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnnyBlaze Posted May 15, 2017 Share Posted May 15, 2017 (edited) Something was in his heart that was trying to come out. It was an unwanted thing and not of his own doing. It was something new. It was something alien. John hurt. http://2ch.hk/sf/src/128995/14856757064350.jpg The End. Edited May 16, 2017 by JohnnyBlaze Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toymaker Posted May 16, 2017 Share Posted May 16, 2017 Werdererderring, said Wur.Nertin, werdererderring, replied Rer. Sermersberfer, said WurThersizz bershert. Lerts ger, said RerErf ther wernt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crimsonmistymemory Posted May 16, 2017 Share Posted May 16, 2017 The Story of Lint 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rocket ignites Posted May 19, 2017 Share Posted May 19, 2017 Net boy was really into Net Girl who he was talking to over the "cyber sea". Soon he became bored and "blue" with sending messages through a modem...so he surfed p0rnhub instead. Later on, he made nachos. - End Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnnyBlaze Posted May 19, 2017 Share Posted May 19, 2017 Yesterday was the rear admiral's proctology appointment. The End Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chicken hawk Posted May 19, 2017 Share Posted May 19, 2017 It was morning, and the new sun sparkled gold across the ripples of a gentle sea. A mile from shore a fishing boat chummed the water, and the word for Breakfast Flock flashed through the air, till a crowd of a thousand seagulls came to dodge and fight for bits of food. It was another busy day beginning. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lorraine Posted May 19, 2017 Share Posted May 19, 2017 Needing time alone to think, Sheila got into her car and drove toward the horizon. She could see the sun just barely beginning to rise. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crimsonmistymemory Posted May 20, 2017 Share Posted May 20, 2017 When the 1st realized they were lastWhile the middle maelstrom swirled relentlesslyThe last then became 1stMaking the end the beginningForevermore Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pjbear05 Posted May 20, 2017 Share Posted May 20, 2017 Tick is a fool and he sits in a pool of his own stools.... The EndA fool is a strong biblical slur. I would much prefer being called an asshole if you don't mind.Isn't there a line in the Bible that says "anyone who says 'Raca' to his brother shall be liable to the Sanhedrin", raca meaning "fool" or "empty headed"? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crimsonmistymemory Posted May 21, 2017 Share Posted May 21, 2017 (edited) It was a Sundaya day like any other dayI left the bedroomfor the Suns brilliant Raybut outside was drearyit made me wearyit was telling meI'm telling youI was outsidelooking insidetwo doggie facessaying bring us with youI could feel the tensionI was longing for beerMmmm BeerI am looking for a brew for usI hope it will be cold and enoughfor the two of usI'm lucking out :givebeer: Edited May 21, 2017 by Crimsonmistymemory 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brucey Posted May 25, 2017 Share Posted May 25, 2017 I once got shot by some big bastard. But I got up and shot him back cos I'm an even bigger bastard. He got nicked. The f***ing end. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tick Posted June 8, 2017 Author Share Posted June 8, 2017 Life sucks, but sometimes it doesn't suck. Enjoy those moments. Gorillas are hairy.The End 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
treeduck Posted June 8, 2017 Share Posted June 8, 2017 Life sucks, but sometimes it doesn't suck. Enjoy those moments. Gorillas are hairy.The Endhttp://pota.goatley.com/images/wonderwoman/wonder_woman_season_1-04.jpg 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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