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#21 treeduck

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Posted 06 May 2017 - 05:27 PM

View PostRUSHHEAD666, on 06 May 2017 - 01:15 AM, said:

I love to offend people who don't get it.

I could give a shit.

It's fun!

If you the reader actually have a clue about punk rock everything about this thread is about a death punk band called TURBONEGRO from Oslo Norway.

If I don't have the right to write homage poetry to a band I love then f**k this place and freedom of text and type.

Bullshit.

Finally some high school drama in one of the most boring sub-forums on TRF!


LOVE IT!

Can't wait to compose my next disaster piece.

LOL

FUKK IT!

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#22 Maverick

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Posted 06 May 2017 - 08:45 PM

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#23 vaportrailer

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Posted 07 May 2017 - 12:27 AM

There once was a man from 'Stamboul,
Who thus soliloquized to his tool:
"You've taken my wealth
And ruined my health,
And now you won't pee, you old fool."

- Kurt Vonnegut Jr.



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Posted 07 May 2017 - 12:40 AM

View Postvaportrailer, on 05 May 2017 - 12:12 PM, said:

View PostJohnnyBlaze, on 05 May 2017 - 06:31 AM, said:

View Postvaportrailer, on 05 May 2017 - 05:58 AM, said:

Goddamn it, I came here for the X-rated pottery.
Well fudge.

Posted Image

Now we're talkin'!

I'd lay down some serious Macedonian right now, but can't figure out copying images using iPad. Your loss.

A little Peruvian for your viewing pleasure, perverts.

(MOD EDIT: Yeah, a little too perverted for this board.)

Edited by 1-0-0-1-0-0-1, 07 May 2017 - 07:41 AM.


#25 RUSHHEAD666

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Posted 07 May 2017 - 12:46 AM

View Postvaportrailer, on 07 May 2017 - 12:27 AM, said:

There once was a man from 'Stamboul,
Who thus soliloquized to his tool:
"You've taken my wealth
And ruined my health,
And now you won't pee, you old fool."

- Kurt Vonnegut Jr.

Hahaha!  Epic!  A pure genius!

"There once was an man from Nantucket who's dick was so long he could suck it...."

#26 RUSHHEAD666

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Posted 07 May 2017 - 12:47 AM

"Sailor Man"

Love,

Turbonegro

#27 RUSHHEAD666

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Posted 07 May 2017 - 12:47 AM

View Postvaportrailer, on 07 May 2017 - 12:40 AM, said:

View Postvaportrailer, on 05 May 2017 - 12:12 PM, said:

View PostJohnnyBlaze, on 05 May 2017 - 06:31 AM, said:

View Postvaportrailer, on 05 May 2017 - 05:58 AM, said:

Goddamn it, I came here for the X-rated pottery.
Well fudge.

Posted Image

Now we're talkin'!

I'd lay down some serious Macedonian right now, but can't figure out copying images using iPad. Your loss.

A little Peruvian for your viewing pleasure, perverts.

(MOD EDIT: Yeah, a little too perverted for this board.)

Wet Dream Theater Fans would love to quote you...


"Peruvian Skies"

Edited by 1-0-0-1-0-0-1, 07 May 2017 - 07:41 AM.


#28 JohnnyBlaze

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Posted 07 May 2017 - 06:38 PM

View PostRUSHHEAD666, on 07 May 2017 - 12:46 AM, said:

View Postvaportrailer, on 07 May 2017 - 12:27 AM, said:

There once was a man from 'Stamboul,
Who thus soliloquized to his tool:
"You've taken my wealth
And ruined my health,
And now you won't pee, you old fool."

- Kurt Vonnegut Jr.

"There once was an man from Nantucket who's dick was so long he could suck it...."

Is that one of Wordsworth's?

#29 treeduck

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Posted 07 May 2017 - 08:48 PM

View PostJohnnyBlaze, on 07 May 2017 - 06:38 PM, said:

View PostRUSHHEAD666, on 07 May 2017 - 12:46 AM, said:

View Postvaportrailer, on 07 May 2017 - 12:27 AM, said:

There once was a man from 'Stamboul,
Who thus soliloquized to his tool:
"You've taken my wealth
And ruined my health,
And now you won't pee, you old fool."

- Kurt Vonnegut Jr.

"There once was an man from Nantucket who's dick was so long he could suck it...."

Is that one of Wordsworth's?
More like Longfellow. :syrinx:

#30 Fridge

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Posted 08 May 2017 - 12:10 PM

View PostRUSHHEAD666, on 07 May 2017 - 12:46 AM, said:

View Postvaportrailer, on 07 May 2017 - 12:27 AM, said:

There once was a man from 'Stamboul,
Who thus soliloquized to his tool:
"You've taken my wealth
And ruined my health,
And now you won't pee, you old fool."

- Kurt Vonnegut Jr.

Hahaha!  Epic!  A pure genius!

"There once was an man from Nantucket who's dick was so long he could suck it...."

He said with a grin,

Wiping spunk from his chin

If my ear was a c***

I could f**k it......

#31 vaportrailer

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Posted 08 May 2017 - 09:04 PM

There once was a man from Lachine,
Who invented a f***ing machine.
Concave or convex,
It served either sex,
And pleasured itself in between.

- Robert Serviced: "Big Ol' Book of Crappy Ol' Poems"



#32 RUSHHEAD666

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Posted 09 May 2017 - 03:11 AM

View PostFridge, on 08 May 2017 - 12:10 PM, said:

View PostRUSHHEAD666, on 07 May 2017 - 12:46 AM, said:

View Postvaportrailer, on 07 May 2017 - 12:27 AM, said:

There once was a man from 'Stamboul,
Who thus soliloquized to his tool:
"You've taken my wealth
And ruined my health,
And now you won't pee, you old fool."

- Kurt Vonnegut Jr.

Hahaha!  Epic!  A pure genius!

"There once was an man from Nantucket who's dick was so long he could suck it...."

He said with a grin,

Wiping spunk from his chin

If my ear was a c***

I could f**k it......

Hahaha!  Thanks Fridge! I forgot that part!  EPIC!

#33 RUSHHEAD666

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Posted 09 May 2017 - 03:15 AM

View Postvaportrailer, on 08 May 2017 - 09:04 PM, said:

There once was a man from Lachine,
Who invented a f***ing machine.
Concave or convex,
It served either sex,
And pleasured itself in between.

- Robert Serviced: "Big Ol' Book of Crappy Ol' Poems"

I love it!!!

"Big Ol Book Ol" Poems" seems cool! Where do I get one?

Time for me to eat some of "Wynona's Big Brown Beaver!"


SUCK,

PRIMUS


Time for me to "Shake Hands With Beef."

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Posted 09 May 2017 - 03:17 AM

View Posttreeduck, on 07 May 2017 - 08:48 PM, said:

View PostJohnnyBlaze, on 07 May 2017 - 06:38 PM, said:

View PostRUSHHEAD666, on 07 May 2017 - 12:46 AM, said:

View Postvaportrailer, on 07 May 2017 - 12:27 AM, said:

There once was a man from 'Stamboul,
Who thus soliloquized to his tool:
"You've taken my wealth
And ruined my health,
And now you won't pee, you old fool."

- Kurt Vonnegut Jr.

"There once was an man from Nantucket who's dick was so long he could suck it...."

Is that one of Wordsworth's?
More like Longfellow. :syrinx:

The Back to School clip already covered that :hail:

#35 RUSHHEAD666

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Posted 13 May 2017 - 01:00 AM

View PostJohnnyBlaze, on 09 May 2017 - 03:17 AM, said:

View Posttreeduck, on 07 May 2017 - 08:48 PM, said:

View PostJohnnyBlaze, on 07 May 2017 - 06:38 PM, said:

View PostRUSHHEAD666, on 07 May 2017 - 12:46 AM, said:

View Postvaportrailer, on 07 May 2017 - 12:27 AM, said:

There once was a man from 'Stamboul,
Who thus soliloquized to his tool:
"You've taken my wealth
And ruined my health,
And now you won't pee, you old fool."

- Kurt Vonnegut Jr.

"There once was an man from Nantucket who's dick was so long he could suck it...."

Is that one of Wordsworth's?
More like Longfellow. :syrinx:

The Back to School clip already covered that :hail:

More like "Long Dong Silver."

I'm going "Back To Cali" baby.

Signed,

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Posted 13 May 2017 - 06:04 AM

What... did I just walk into....?  :o



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Posted 13 May 2017 - 09:32 AM

View PostBabycat, on 13 May 2017 - 06:04 AM, said:

What... did I just walk into....?  :o



You walked into exactly the thread you wanted...except it isn't as dirty as you expected :P

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Posted 14 May 2017 - 04:34 AM

View PostBabycat, on 13 May 2017 - 06:04 AM, said:

What... did I just walk into....?  :o



*slowly backs up and scarpers*

"Walk This Way" Baby..




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