Jump to content


X-Rated Poetry: View At Own Risk! 73 Could Ban This! Dedicated To DeathPunkers TURBONEGRO! "HEADACHE IN MY PANTS" XXX


  • Please log in to reply
37 replies to this topic

#1 RUSHHEAD666

RUSHHEAD666

    My name is Earl

  • Members
  • 30019 posts
  • Gender:Male
  • Location:California

Posted 04 May 2017 - 04:26 AM

Not sure if 73 will keep this on his Board but I love taking risks.
So here is my newest poem.
Perhaps it's just a wordy death punk song.
I love TURBONEGRO!
One of the best bands on the Earth.
Yet many prog snobs on here don't care.

So here we go!

This is a death punk song.  Lyrics only.  FOR TURBONEGRO!

FREEDUMB OF SPEECH?

We shall see......


"Headache In My Pants"

I once knew this girl from Jersey Union Blue Sky.
She loved a good time, but the cuckoo in her mind really did take off and fly.
I thought it was true lust at first sight,
Yet the Game Playin' Woman pretended to want to fuckk the night through and true.

A stunning circumcision for a cunning circumstance
Because I have a headache in my pants.
Ain't got no time for a random radical romance
Because I have a headache in my pants.
Ain't got no time to dirty fuckk you dance
Because I have a headache in my pants.

She's hot, stinky and sticky.
I'm so hard with a seven year inch itch.
She's holding out on me tonight
Yet my horny head throbs for that cold hearted bitch.

What is a man supposed to do when his bloated balls turn black and blue?
Yank it, and crank the shaft.
Drink an ice cold beer on draft.
Like Eddie Van Halen on crack cocaine, I am ready to explode!
I'm gonna burst like a Pop Rock vanilla milkshake,
I wanna dip my magic Mr. Goodbar into your Rush resistant Rocky Road.

The hot n' heavy lava is gonna flow so I know it's time to take a fuckking stance
Because I have a headache in my pants.
It's like taking a Ginger Lynn blow up doll to a 1986 high school dance
Because I have a headache in my pants.
I'm gonna jack off to the Scorpions' album cover "In Trance"
Because I have a headache in my pants.
Gonna pray to spray when I catch that evil woman's sparkle blue eye shadow glance
Because I have a headache in my pants.

Cum on baby and take care of me like in The Fast Times At Ridgemont High.
Gonna make the good times last because when doves cry wicked women lie.
The relative reptile spews his sacred spit as she pinches her witches' teat.
Sometimes when the honey pot diner is open all night, I see a midnight snack that I must eat.

It's quite obvious that I'm not gonna last.
Suck the future.
Fukk the past.
I am haunted within a slim ghost of a chance.
Just like Geddy Lee, I will always have My Favorite Headache inside some fuckking Lucky Brand pants........

Sell your body to the night.


Turbonegro Rules!

Ciao fools!

Sponsored Post

#2 RUSHHEAD666

RUSHHEAD666

    My name is Earl

  • Members
  • 30019 posts
  • Gender:Male
  • Location:California

Posted 04 May 2017 - 04:32 AM

I printed this out so if it's gone in the early morning I have a copy for my records.

Thank you Rush Forum!

I have a headache for romance!

#3 JohnnyBlaze

JohnnyBlaze

    The Ghost Rider

  • Members *
  • 30145 posts
  • Gender:Male

Posted 04 May 2017 - 04:41 AM

Here you are Earl!

That is, this is you Earl !!!




:lol:

#4 treeduck

treeduck

    Tenacious T

  • Members *
  • 83490 posts
  • Gender:Male
  • Location:Manchester, England

Posted 04 May 2017 - 10:46 AM

View PostRUSHHEAD666, on 04 May 2017 - 04:26 AM, said:

Not sure if 73 will keep this on his Board but I love taking risks.
So here is my newest poem.
Perhaps it's just a wordy death punk song.
I love TURBONEGRO!
One of the best bands on the Earth.
Yet many prog snobs on here don't care.

So here we go!

This is a death punk song.  Lyrics only.  FOR TURBONEGRO!

FREEDUMB OF SPEECH?

We shall see......


"Headache In My Pants"

I once knew this girl from Jersey Union Blue Sky.
She loved a good time, but the cuckoo in her mind really did take off and fly.
I thought it was true lust at first sight,
Yet the Game Playin' Woman pretended to want to fuckk the night through and true.

A stunning circumcision for a cunning circumstance
Because I have a headache in my pants.
Ain't got no time for a random radical romance
Because I have a headache in my pants.
Ain't got no time to dirty fuckk you dance
Because I have a headache in my pants.

She's hot, stinky and sticky.
I'm so hard with a seven year inch itch.
She's holding out on me tonight
Yet my horny head throbs for that cold hearted bitch.

What is a man supposed to do when his bloated balls turn black and blue?
Yank it, and crank the shaft.
Drink an ice cold beer on draft.
Like Eddie Van Halen on crack cocaine, I am ready to explode!
I'm gonna burst like a Pop Rock vanilla milkshake,
I wanna dip my magic Mr. Goodbar into your Rush resistant Rocky Road.

The hot n' heavy lava is gonna flow so I know it's time to take a fuckking stance
Because I have a headache in my pants.
It's like taking a Ginger Lynn blow up doll to a 1986 high school dance
Because I have a headache in my pants.
I'm gonna jack off to the Scorpions' album cover "In Trance"
Because I have a headache in my pants.
Gonna pray to spray when I catch that evil woman's sparkle blue eye shadow glance
Because I have a headache in my pants.

Cum on baby and take care of me like in The Fast Times At Ridgemont High.
Gonna make the good times last because when doves cry wicked women lie.
The relative reptile spews his sacred spit as she pinches her witches' teat.
Sometimes when the honey pot diner is open all night, I see a midnight snack that I must eat.

It's quite obvious that I'm not gonna last.
Suck the future.
Fukk the past.
I am haunted within a slim ghost of a chance.
Just like Geddy Lee, I will always have My Favorite Headache inside some fuckking Lucky Brand pants........

Sell your body to the night.


Turbonegro Rules!

Ciao fools!
Earl epic post! Now go and watch some porn or something! :16ton:

#5 JohnnyBlaze

JohnnyBlaze

    The Ghost Rider

  • Members *
  • 30145 posts
  • Gender:Male

Posted 04 May 2017 - 12:05 PM

View Posttreeduck, on 04 May 2017 - 10:46 AM, said:

View PostRUSHHEAD666, on 04 May 2017 - 04:26 AM, said:

Not sure if 73 will keep this on his Board but I love taking risks.
So here is my newest poem.
Perhaps it's just a wordy death punk song.
I love TURBONEGRO!
One of the best bands on the Earth.
Yet many prog snobs on here don't care.

So here we go!

This is a death punk song.  Lyrics only.  FOR TURBONEGRO!

FREEDUMB OF SPEECH?

We shall see......


"Headache In My Pants"

I once knew this girl from Jersey Union Blue Sky.
She loved a good time, but the cuckoo in her mind really did take off and fly.
I thought it was true lust at first sight,
Yet the Game Playin' Woman pretended to want to fuckk the night through and true.

A stunning circumcision for a cunning circumstance
Because I have a headache in my pants.
Ain't got no time for a random radical romance
Because I have a headache in my pants.
Ain't got no time to dirty fuckk you dance
Because I have a headache in my pants.

She's hot, stinky and sticky.
I'm so hard with a seven year inch itch.
She's holding out on me tonight
Yet my horny head throbs for that cold hearted bitch.

What is a man supposed to do when his bloated balls turn black and blue?
Yank it, and crank the shaft.
Drink an ice cold beer on draft.
Like Eddie Van Halen on crack cocaine, I am ready to explode!
I'm gonna burst like a Pop Rock vanilla milkshake,
I wanna dip my magic Mr. Goodbar into your Rush resistant Rocky Road.

The hot n' heavy lava is gonna flow so I know it's time to take a fuckking stance
Because I have a headache in my pants.
It's like taking a Ginger Lynn blow up doll to a 1986 high school dance
Because I have a headache in my pants.
I'm gonna jack off to the Scorpions' album cover "In Trance"
Because I have a headache in my pants.
Gonna pray to spray when I catch that evil woman's sparkle blue eye shadow glance
Because I have a headache in my pants.

Cum on baby and take care of me like in The Fast Times At Ridgemont High.
Gonna make the good times last because when doves cry wicked women lie.
The relative reptile spews his sacred spit as she pinches her witches' teat.
Sometimes when the honey pot diner is open all night, I see a midnight snack that I must eat.

It's quite obvious that I'm not gonna last.
Suck the future.
Fukk the past.
I am haunted within a slim ghost of a chance.
Just like Geddy Lee, I will always have My Favorite Headache inside some fuckking Lucky Brand pants........

Sell your body to the night.


Turbonegro Rules!

Ciao fools!
Earl epic post! Now go and watch some porn or something! :16ton:
He did already.
It was called "Headache in My Pants: Turbonegro Returns" (The Director's Slut)

:16ton:

#6 Turbine Freight

Turbine Freight

    Many Happy Returns

  • Members *
  • 7194 posts
  • Gender:Male
  • Location:England

Posted 04 May 2017 - 01:06 PM

View PostRUSHHEAD666, on 04 May 2017 - 04:26 AM, said:

Not sure if 73 will keep this on his Board but I love taking risks.
So here is my newest poem.
Perhaps it's just a wordy death punk song.
I love TURBONEGRO!
One of the best bands on the Earth.
Yet many prog snobs on here don't care.

So here we go!

This is a death punk song.  Lyrics only.  FOR TURBONEGRO!

FREEDUMB OF SPEECH?

We shall see......


"Headache In My Pants"

I once knew this girl from Jersey Union Blue Sky.
She loved a good time, but the cuckoo in her mind really did take off and fly.
I thought it was true lust at first sight,
Yet the Game Playin' Woman pretended to want to fuckk the night through and true.

A stunning circumcision for a cunning circumstance
Because I have a headache in my pants.
Ain't got no time for a random radical romance
Because I have a headache in my pants.
Ain't got no time to dirty fuckk you dance
Because I have a headache in my pants.

She's hot, stinky and sticky.
I'm so hard with a seven year inch itch.
She's holding out on me tonight
Yet my horny head throbs for that cold hearted bitch.

What is a man supposed to do when his bloated balls turn black and blue?
Yank it, and crank the shaft.
Drink an ice cold beer on draft.
Like Eddie Van Halen on crack cocaine, I am ready to explode!
I'm gonna burst like a Pop Rock vanilla milkshake,
I wanna dip my magic Mr. Goodbar into your Rush resistant Rocky Road.

The hot n' heavy lava is gonna flow so I know it's time to take a fuckking stance
Because I have a headache in my pants.
It's like taking a Ginger Lynn blow up doll to a 1986 high school dance
Because I have a headache in my pants.
I'm gonna jack off to the Scorpions' album cover "In Trance"
Because I have a headache in my pants.
Gonna pray to spray when I catch that evil woman's sparkle blue eye shadow glance
Because I have a headache in my pants.

Cum on baby and take care of me like in The Fast Times At Ridgemont High.
Gonna make the good times last because when doves cry wicked women lie.
The relative reptile spews his sacred spit as she pinches her witches' teat.
Sometimes when the honey pot diner is open all night, I see a midnight snack that I must eat.

It's quite obvious that I'm not gonna last.
Suck the future.
Fukk the past.
I am haunted within a slim ghost of a chance.
Just like Geddy Lee, I will always have My Favorite Headache inside some fuckking Lucky Brand pants........

Sell your body to the night.


Turbonegro Rules!

Ciao fools!

Excellent Y&T reference!

#7 RUSHHEAD666

RUSHHEAD666

    My name is Earl

  • Members
  • 30019 posts
  • Gender:Male
  • Location:California

Posted 04 May 2017 - 10:28 PM

Thanks cock and roll brothers!!  The name of my new band is called Jack Off Jill.

Deathpunk covers of Rush songs!

#8 RUSHHEAD666

RUSHHEAD666

    My name is Earl

  • Members
  • 30019 posts
  • Gender:Male
  • Location:California

Posted 04 May 2017 - 10:57 PM

I was listening to another killer hard rock punk band today called SUPAGROUP!  Killer shit!
Alway they have a song called "Never Bring A Knife To A Gunfight."

So tonight I am going to write another homage punk song!

My poem will be called "Never Bring A Vagina To A Cock Fight"

ROCK ON WITH YOUR COCK PRAWN SONG!

PRIMUS SUCKS!

#9 EagleMoon

EagleMoon

    Beauty and the Bass

  • Members
  • 21764 posts
  • Gender:Female
  • Location:Phoenix, Arizona
  • Interests:GUI and graphic design, writing, reading, hiking with my dog and photography.

Posted 04 May 2017 - 11:16 PM

Why don't you put this BS over in SCON where it belongs?

#10 JohnnyBlaze

JohnnyBlaze

    The Ghost Rider

  • Members *
  • 30145 posts
  • Gender:Male

Posted 05 May 2017 - 02:21 AM

Posted Image

#11 vaportrailer

vaportrailer

    The Professor

  • Members
  • 3692 posts
  • Gender:Male
  • Location:Canada
  • Interests:music, reading, travel

Posted 05 May 2017 - 05:58 AM

Goddamn it, I came here for the X-rated pottery.
Well fudge.


#12 JohnnyBlaze

JohnnyBlaze

    The Ghost Rider

  • Members *
  • 30145 posts
  • Gender:Male

Posted 05 May 2017 - 06:31 AM

View Postvaportrailer, on 05 May 2017 - 05:58 AM, said:

Goddamn it, I came here for the X-rated pottery.
Well fudge.

Posted Image

#13 vaportrailer

vaportrailer

    The Professor

  • Members
  • 3692 posts
  • Gender:Male
  • Location:Canada
  • Interests:music, reading, travel

Posted 05 May 2017 - 12:12 PM

View PostJohnnyBlaze, on 05 May 2017 - 06:31 AM, said:

View Postvaportrailer, on 05 May 2017 - 05:58 AM, said:

Goddamn it, I came here for the X-rated pottery.
Well fudge.

Posted Image

Now we're talkin'!

I'd lay down some serious Macedonian right now, but can't figure out copying images using iPad. Your loss.

#14 RUSHHEAD666

RUSHHEAD666

    My name is Earl

  • Members
  • 30019 posts
  • Gender:Male
  • Location:California

Posted 05 May 2017 - 10:26 PM

View PostEagleMoon, on 04 May 2017 - 11:16 PM, said:

Why don't you put this BS over in SCON where it belongs?

Are you trying to get a "rise" out of me???

LOL!

PUN INTENDED!

#15 JohnnyBlaze

JohnnyBlaze

    The Ghost Rider

  • Members *
  • 30145 posts
  • Gender:Male

Posted 05 May 2017 - 11:48 PM

View PostRUSHHEAD666, on 05 May 2017 - 10:26 PM, said:

View PostEagleMoon, on 04 May 2017 - 11:16 PM, said:

Why don't you put this BS over in SCON where it belongs?

Are you trying to get a "rise" out of me???

LOL!

PUN INTENDED!

You got your favorite headache in your pants?

#16 RUSHHEAD666

RUSHHEAD666

    My name is Earl

  • Members
  • 30019 posts
  • Gender:Male
  • Location:California

Posted 06 May 2017 - 12:58 AM

View PostJohnnyBlaze, on 05 May 2017 - 11:48 PM, said:

View PostRUSHHEAD666, on 05 May 2017 - 10:26 PM, said:

View PostEagleMoon, on 04 May 2017 - 11:16 PM, said:

Why don't you put this BS over in SCON where it belongs?

Are you trying to get a "rise" out of me???

LOL!

PUN INTENDED!

You got your favorite headache in your pants?

Hahaha! Yes I do!!  Someone needs an "ASS COBRA!"

Perhaps "The Enema Of The State?"

Love,

Blink 182

#17 RUSHHEAD666

RUSHHEAD666

    My name is Earl

  • Members
  • 30019 posts
  • Gender:Male
  • Location:California

Posted 06 May 2017 - 12:59 AM

View PostJohnnyBlaze, on 05 May 2017 - 02:21 AM, said:

Posted Image

Guns N Roses comes to mind here.  "Get In The Ring" Motherfukker!

"Don't Say Motherfuckker Motherfukker!"

Signed,

TURBONEGRO

#18 RUSHHEAD666

RUSHHEAD666

    My name is Earl

  • Members
  • 30019 posts
  • Gender:Male
  • Location:California

Posted 06 May 2017 - 01:06 AM

I'm ready to fight.  I'm ready to go.
Put on your white, wet sailor hat and get ready for some fukking blows.

"BLOW ME (LIKE THE WIND)"

Humans who have no vast musical knowledge have no place or value here.

Some of the Rush Whack Offs on this once wonderful Forum are simply ultra liberal, uneducated unicorns.  

Stick that "horn"y pole  up north and "Rendezvous With Anus."

"Stroke The Shaft" Goon!

#19 RUSHHEAD666

RUSHHEAD666

    My name is Earl

  • Members
  • 30019 posts
  • Gender:Male
  • Location:California

Posted 06 May 2017 - 01:10 AM

View PostJohnnyBlaze, on 04 May 2017 - 04:41 AM, said:

Here you are Earl!

That is, this is you Earl !!!




:lol:

BACK TO SCHOOL RULES!!!!

IT'S ME!!!!


NO RESPECT!!!!!

#20 RUSHHEAD666

RUSHHEAD666

    My name is Earl

  • Members
  • 30019 posts
  • Gender:Male
  • Location:California

Posted 06 May 2017 - 01:15 AM

I love to offend people who don't get it.

I could give a shit.

It's fun!

If you the reader actually have a clue about punk rock everything about this thread is about a death punk band called TURBONEGRO from Oslo Norway.

If I don't have the right to write homage poetry to a band I love then f**k this place and freedom of text and type.

Bullshit.

Finally some high school drama in one of the most boring sub-forums on TRF!


LOVE IT!

Can't wait to compose my next disaster piece.

LOL

FUKK IT!

Love,

"Welcome To The Garbage Dump"




0 user(s) are reading this topic

0 members, 0 guests, 0 anonymous users