

X-Rated Poetry: View At Own Risk! 73 Could Ban This! Dedicated To DeathPunkers TURBONEGRO! "HEADACHE IN MY PANTS" XXX
#1
Posted 04 May 2017 - 04:26 AM
So here is my newest poem.
Perhaps it's just a wordy death punk song.
I love TURBONEGRO!
One of the best bands on the Earth.
Yet many prog snobs on here don't care.
So here we go!
This is a death punk song. Lyrics only. FOR TURBONEGRO!
FREEDUMB OF SPEECH?
We shall see......
"Headache In My Pants"
I once knew this girl from Jersey Union Blue Sky.
She loved a good time, but the cuckoo in her mind really did take off and fly.
I thought it was true lust at first sight,
Yet the Game Playin' Woman pretended to want to fuckk the night through and true.
A stunning circumcision for a cunning circumstance
Because I have a headache in my pants.
Ain't got no time for a random radical romance
Because I have a headache in my pants.
Ain't got no time to dirty fuckk you dance
Because I have a headache in my pants.
She's hot, stinky and sticky.
I'm so hard with a seven year inch itch.
She's holding out on me tonight
Yet my horny head throbs for that cold hearted bitch.
What is a man supposed to do when his bloated balls turn black and blue?
Yank it, and crank the shaft.
Drink an ice cold beer on draft.
Like Eddie Van Halen on crack cocaine, I am ready to explode!
I'm gonna burst like a Pop Rock vanilla milkshake,
I wanna dip my magic Mr. Goodbar into your Rush resistant Rocky Road.
The hot n' heavy lava is gonna flow so I know it's time to take a fuckking stance
Because I have a headache in my pants.
It's like taking a Ginger Lynn blow up doll to a 1986 high school dance
Because I have a headache in my pants.
I'm gonna jack off to the Scorpions' album cover "In Trance"
Because I have a headache in my pants.
Gonna pray to spray when I catch that evil woman's sparkle blue eye shadow glance
Because I have a headache in my pants.
Cum on baby and take care of me like in The Fast Times At Ridgemont High.
Gonna make the good times last because when doves cry wicked women lie.
The relative reptile spews his sacred spit as she pinches her witches' teat.
Sometimes when the honey pot diner is open all night, I see a midnight snack that I must eat.
It's quite obvious that I'm not gonna last.
Suck the future.
Fukk the past.
I am haunted within a slim ghost of a chance.
Just like Geddy Lee, I will always have My Favorite Headache inside some fuckking Lucky Brand pants........
Sell your body to the night.
Turbonegro Rules!
Ciao fools!
#2
Posted 04 May 2017 - 04:32 AM
Thank you Rush Forum!
I have a headache for romance!
#3
Posted 04 May 2017 - 04:41 AM
That is, this is you Earl !!!

#4
Posted 04 May 2017 - 10:46 AM
RUSHHEAD666, on 04 May 2017 - 04:26 AM, said:
So here is my newest poem.
Perhaps it's just a wordy death punk song.
I love TURBONEGRO!
One of the best bands on the Earth.
Yet many prog snobs on here don't care.
So here we go!
This is a death punk song. Lyrics only. FOR TURBONEGRO!
FREEDUMB OF SPEECH?
We shall see......
"Headache In My Pants"
I once knew this girl from Jersey Union Blue Sky.
She loved a good time, but the cuckoo in her mind really did take off and fly.
I thought it was true lust at first sight,
Yet the Game Playin' Woman pretended to want to fuckk the night through and true.
A stunning circumcision for a cunning circumstance
Because I have a headache in my pants.
Ain't got no time for a random radical romance
Because I have a headache in my pants.
Ain't got no time to dirty fuckk you dance
Because I have a headache in my pants.
She's hot, stinky and sticky.
I'm so hard with a seven year inch itch.
She's holding out on me tonight
Yet my horny head throbs for that cold hearted bitch.
What is a man supposed to do when his bloated balls turn black and blue?
Yank it, and crank the shaft.
Drink an ice cold beer on draft.
Like Eddie Van Halen on crack cocaine, I am ready to explode!
I'm gonna burst like a Pop Rock vanilla milkshake,
I wanna dip my magic Mr. Goodbar into your Rush resistant Rocky Road.
The hot n' heavy lava is gonna flow so I know it's time to take a fuckking stance
Because I have a headache in my pants.
It's like taking a Ginger Lynn blow up doll to a 1986 high school dance
Because I have a headache in my pants.
I'm gonna jack off to the Scorpions' album cover "In Trance"
Because I have a headache in my pants.
Gonna pray to spray when I catch that evil woman's sparkle blue eye shadow glance
Because I have a headache in my pants.
Cum on baby and take care of me like in The Fast Times At Ridgemont High.
Gonna make the good times last because when doves cry wicked women lie.
The relative reptile spews his sacred spit as she pinches her witches' teat.
Sometimes when the honey pot diner is open all night, I see a midnight snack that I must eat.
It's quite obvious that I'm not gonna last.
Suck the future.
Fukk the past.
I am haunted within a slim ghost of a chance.
Just like Geddy Lee, I will always have My Favorite Headache inside some fuckking Lucky Brand pants........
Sell your body to the night.
Turbonegro Rules!
Ciao fools!

#5
Posted 04 May 2017 - 12:05 PM
treeduck, on 04 May 2017 - 10:46 AM, said:
RUSHHEAD666, on 04 May 2017 - 04:26 AM, said:
So here is my newest poem.
Perhaps it's just a wordy death punk song.
I love TURBONEGRO!
One of the best bands on the Earth.
Yet many prog snobs on here don't care.
So here we go!
This is a death punk song. Lyrics only. FOR TURBONEGRO!
FREEDUMB OF SPEECH?
We shall see......
"Headache In My Pants"
I once knew this girl from Jersey Union Blue Sky.
She loved a good time, but the cuckoo in her mind really did take off and fly.
I thought it was true lust at first sight,
Yet the Game Playin' Woman pretended to want to fuckk the night through and true.
A stunning circumcision for a cunning circumstance
Because I have a headache in my pants.
Ain't got no time for a random radical romance
Because I have a headache in my pants.
Ain't got no time to dirty fuckk you dance
Because I have a headache in my pants.
She's hot, stinky and sticky.
I'm so hard with a seven year inch itch.
She's holding out on me tonight
Yet my horny head throbs for that cold hearted bitch.
What is a man supposed to do when his bloated balls turn black and blue?
Yank it, and crank the shaft.
Drink an ice cold beer on draft.
Like Eddie Van Halen on crack cocaine, I am ready to explode!
I'm gonna burst like a Pop Rock vanilla milkshake,
I wanna dip my magic Mr. Goodbar into your Rush resistant Rocky Road.
The hot n' heavy lava is gonna flow so I know it's time to take a fuckking stance
Because I have a headache in my pants.
It's like taking a Ginger Lynn blow up doll to a 1986 high school dance
Because I have a headache in my pants.
I'm gonna jack off to the Scorpions' album cover "In Trance"
Because I have a headache in my pants.
Gonna pray to spray when I catch that evil woman's sparkle blue eye shadow glance
Because I have a headache in my pants.
Cum on baby and take care of me like in The Fast Times At Ridgemont High.
Gonna make the good times last because when doves cry wicked women lie.
The relative reptile spews his sacred spit as she pinches her witches' teat.
Sometimes when the honey pot diner is open all night, I see a midnight snack that I must eat.
It's quite obvious that I'm not gonna last.
Suck the future.
Fukk the past.
I am haunted within a slim ghost of a chance.
Just like Geddy Lee, I will always have My Favorite Headache inside some fuckking Lucky Brand pants........
Sell your body to the night.
Turbonegro Rules!
Ciao fools!

It was called "Headache in My Pants: Turbonegro Returns" (The Director's Slut)

#6
Posted 04 May 2017 - 01:06 PM
RUSHHEAD666, on 04 May 2017 - 04:26 AM, said:
So here is my newest poem.
Perhaps it's just a wordy death punk song.
I love TURBONEGRO!
One of the best bands on the Earth.
Yet many prog snobs on here don't care.
So here we go!
This is a death punk song. Lyrics only. FOR TURBONEGRO!
FREEDUMB OF SPEECH?
We shall see......
"Headache In My Pants"
I once knew this girl from Jersey Union Blue Sky.
She loved a good time, but the cuckoo in her mind really did take off and fly.
I thought it was true lust at first sight,
Yet the Game Playin' Woman pretended to want to fuckk the night through and true.
A stunning circumcision for a cunning circumstance
Because I have a headache in my pants.
Ain't got no time for a random radical romance
Because I have a headache in my pants.
Ain't got no time to dirty fuckk you dance
Because I have a headache in my pants.
She's hot, stinky and sticky.
I'm so hard with a seven year inch itch.
She's holding out on me tonight
Yet my horny head throbs for that cold hearted bitch.
What is a man supposed to do when his bloated balls turn black and blue?
Yank it, and crank the shaft.
Drink an ice cold beer on draft.
Like Eddie Van Halen on crack cocaine, I am ready to explode!
I'm gonna burst like a Pop Rock vanilla milkshake,
I wanna dip my magic Mr. Goodbar into your Rush resistant Rocky Road.
The hot n' heavy lava is gonna flow so I know it's time to take a fuckking stance
Because I have a headache in my pants.
It's like taking a Ginger Lynn blow up doll to a 1986 high school dance
Because I have a headache in my pants.
I'm gonna jack off to the Scorpions' album cover "In Trance"
Because I have a headache in my pants.
Gonna pray to spray when I catch that evil woman's sparkle blue eye shadow glance
Because I have a headache in my pants.
Cum on baby and take care of me like in The Fast Times At Ridgemont High.
Gonna make the good times last because when doves cry wicked women lie.
The relative reptile spews his sacred spit as she pinches her witches' teat.
Sometimes when the honey pot diner is open all night, I see a midnight snack that I must eat.
It's quite obvious that I'm not gonna last.
Suck the future.
Fukk the past.
I am haunted within a slim ghost of a chance.
Just like Geddy Lee, I will always have My Favorite Headache inside some fuckking Lucky Brand pants........
Sell your body to the night.
Turbonegro Rules!
Ciao fools!
Excellent Y&T reference!
#7
Posted 04 May 2017 - 10:28 PM
Deathpunk covers of Rush songs!
#8
Posted 04 May 2017 - 10:57 PM
Alway they have a song called "Never Bring A Knife To A Gunfight."
So tonight I am going to write another homage punk song!
My poem will be called "Never Bring A Vagina To A Cock Fight"
ROCK ON WITH YOUR COCK PRAWN SONG!
PRIMUS SUCKS!
#9
Posted 04 May 2017 - 11:16 PM
#10
Posted 05 May 2017 - 02:21 AM

#11
Posted 05 May 2017 - 05:58 AM
Well fudge.
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#18
Posted 06 May 2017 - 01:06 AM
Put on your white, wet sailor hat and get ready for some fukking blows.
"BLOW ME (LIKE THE WIND)"
Humans who have no vast musical knowledge have no place or value here.
Some of the Rush Whack Offs on this once wonderful Forum are simply ultra liberal, uneducated unicorns.
Stick that "horn"y pole up north and "Rendezvous With Anus."
"Stroke The Shaft" Goon!
#20
Posted 06 May 2017 - 01:15 AM
I could give a shit.
It's fun!
If you the reader actually have a clue about punk rock everything about this thread is about a death punk band called TURBONEGRO from Oslo Norway.
If I don't have the right to write homage poetry to a band I love then f**k this place and freedom of text and type.
Bullshit.
Finally some high school drama in one of the most boring sub-forums on TRF!
LOVE IT!
Can't wait to compose my next disaster piece.
LOL
FUKK IT!
Love,
"Welcome To The Garbage Dump"
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