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That's All Folks: I'm Leaving TRF


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I lay blame on a small but vocal handful of you. You know who you are.

 

Four months ago I signed up at the Toto Rocks Forum as another way to embrace this '70s band from Van Nuys, California. I downloaded pirated songs from Napster. I went to a concert at my local Native American casino. While discussing Toto with passionate fans at TRF I began to form relationships. One in particular with a fan called Lukather's Jorts, she is knowledgeable, she is passionate and raw. She reminds me what it is to be alive. We met at Totocon two months ago, my wife didn't come along she doesn't "get the band". LJ and I hit it off immediately, then we began to hit it all weekend like three times a day. I was supposed to fly back that Sunday but lied to my wife aboot my flight being cancelled. So LJ and I could have another day of tantric sex while enjoying the smooth sounds of Kingdom of Desire. The affair continued and yes I recently got busted. My wife has made certain demands, cutting off all ties to Toto is one. So I have decided to cancel my log-in privileges at TRF.

 

All this started here at The Rush Forum with nonsense Toto talk. My life is ruined. f**k you guys!

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Can you clean up the outside of the forum while you're out there? All these people who keep leaving and coming back have left dirty footprints all over the place. There's a mop in the porch, thank you...
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Can you clean up the outside of the forum while you're out there? All these people who keep leaving and coming back have left dirty footprints all over the place. There's a mop in the porch, thank you...

I'm leaving the Toto Rocks Forum not The Rush Forum but thanks for paying attention. Do you listen to ANYTHING I TYPE?

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Can you clean up the outside of the forum while you're out there? All these people who keep leaving and coming back have left dirty footprints all over the place. There's a mop in the porch, thank you...

I'm leaving the Toto Rocks Forum not The Rush Forum but thanks for paying attention. Do you listen to ANYTHING I TYPE?

:no:

 

No I skip all your posts I only read the headline. :d13:

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Can you clean up the outside of the forum while you're out there? All these people who keep leaving and coming back have left dirty footprints all over the place. There's a mop in the porch, thank you...

I'm leaving the Toto Rocks Forum not The Rush Forum but thanks for paying attention. Do you listen to ANYTHING I TYPE?

:no:

 

No I skip all your posts I only read the headline. :d13:

I appreciate your candor, you're a good egg. Forgive my out burst. I thought you were just slagging me. XXX

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Can you clean up the outside of the forum while you're out there? All these people who keep leaving and coming back have left dirty footprints all over the place. There's a mop in the porch, thank you...

I'm leaving the Toto Rocks Forum not The Rush Forum but thanks for paying attention. Do you listen to ANYTHING I TYPE?

:no:

 

No I skip all your posts I only read the headline. :d13:

I appreciate your candor, you're a good egg. Forgive my out burst. I thought you were just slagging me. XXX

TOTO are good though. :AlienSmiley:

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Can you clean up the outside of the forum while you're out there? All these people who keep leaving and coming back have left dirty footprints all over the place. There's a mop in the porch, thank you...

I'm leaving the Toto Rocks Forum not The Rush Forum but thanks for paying attention. Do you listen to ANYTHING I TYPE?

:no:

 

No I skip all your posts I only read the headline. :d13:

I appreciate your candor, you're a good egg. Forgive my out burst. I thought you were just slagging me. XXX

TOTO are good though. :AlienSmiley:

 

Good at what?

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Can you clean up the outside of the forum while you're out there? All these people who keep leaving and coming back have left dirty footprints all over the place. There's a mop in the porch, thank you...

I'm leaving the Toto Rocks Forum not The Rush Forum but thanks for paying attention. Do you listen to ANYTHING I TYPE?

:no:

 

No I skip all your posts I only read the headline. :d13:

I appreciate your candor, you're a good egg. Forgive my out burst. I thought you were just slagging me. XXX

TOTO are good though. :AlienSmiley:

 

Good at what?

Killing you hopefully in some future scenario. :bang bang:

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Toto are amazing

You and the duck had a hand in ruining my marriage.

 

I'm a very pretty man. It doesn't surprise me *wink wink*

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Toto are amazing

You and the duck had a hand in ruining my marriage.

 

I'm a very pretty man. It doesn't surprise me *wink wink*

You're absolutely fashion model handsome. Are you tall enough?

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Toto are amazing

You and the duck had a hand in ruining my marriage.

 

I'm a very pretty man. It doesn't surprise me *wink wink*

You're absolutely fashion model handsome. Are you tall enough?

 

Over six foot

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Toto are amazing

You and the duck had a hand in ruining my marriage.

 

I'm a very pretty man. It doesn't surprise me *wink wink*

You're absolutely fashion model handsome. Are you tall enough?

 

Over six foot

That should be enough for runway model man meat.

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http://thriveinlife.ca/thrive/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/to-do-list-nothing.jpg

Breaking it off with your goomah is hard...hardly "nothing". You could stand to be more understanding. Empathy man...empathy.

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I'm just posting in the hope of encouraging more treeduck and Segue Myles commentary. Everyone else's posts including mine are irrelevant. So that's it for me too...well, I might be back. It depends. I'll check at least. But then if something is even remotely interesting, I'll probably post. No I probably will. Actually, even if nobody else posts anything else I'll still more than likely be back to post. I just don't know how long it'll be. Could be an hour. A day. A week. I'm not sure.
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Can you clean up the outside of the forum while you're out there? All these people who keep leaving and coming back have left dirty footprints all over the place. There's a mop in the porch, thank you...

 

We're leaving all that stuff for you! Also, you have to use your TONGUE to clean it all. We'll leave a bottle or two of SCOPE for ya....

http://i81.photobucket.com/albums/j223/OldRUSHfan/Banana%20World/notworks%20banana.gif

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I'm just posting in the hope of encouraging more treeduck and Segue Myles commentary. Everyone else's posts including mine are irrelevant. So that's it for me too...well, I might be back. It depends. I'll check at least. But then if something is even remotely interesting, I'll probably post. No I probably will. Actually, even if nobody else posts anything else I'll still more than likely be back to post. I just don't know how long it'll be. Could be an hour. A day. A week. I'm not sure.

:smoke: :smoke: :smoke: :smoke: :smoke:

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http://thriveinlife.ca/thrive/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/to-do-list-nothing.jpg

 

Well well well! You succeed 99% of the time.....

http://i81.photobucket.com/albums/j223/OldRUSHfan/Banana%20World/download.jpg

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