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I figured this may be a dumb yet fun topic. Badly describe a band's albums and people can try to guess it. I'll start with an easy one.

  • "we think we're Led Zeppelin"
  • "we still do"
  • "we like to smoke dope
  • "we now like Ayn Rand
  • A collection of nerd songs
  • "Damn, our songs are really hard to play now"
  • "Let's make them shorter"
  • "Let's make them catchier"
  • "Let's sound like The Police"
  • "Now we're Ultravox"
  • "The 80's suck, new technology sucks"
  • "More synths dammit!"
  • "Okay, less synths!"
  • "Let's try rap"
  • "Let's try gunge"
  • "Let's not even try"
  • LOUDNESS, the album
  • War is bad, god isn't real
  • "God still isn't real, and I love the life I lived (but not really)"

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  • A really great debut.
  • New guitarist.
  • The classic album.
  • A great album.
  • Once again another fantastic album.
  • For some shit reason, the band can't be assed to play anything from this album live these days except for the only two songs that have been played after said album's tour.
  • The end of the "Golden Era"
  • Shit.
  • Slightly better but still not all that incredible.
  • He's in the wrong band.
  • Shit.
  • Best album in a decade.
  • Dear lord, one of the worst album arts you'll ever see by a band of this caliber.
  • Should have never been played live in its entirety.
  • A bit on the long side but there's plenty to like here.
  • Double album. Better to listen in two sittings.

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Iron maiden?

Bingo.

 

I should've been more vague and had more one worded hints. :P

 

I didn't even think it was Maiden until those last three things. I think the new guitarist thing threw me off since I wasn't aware they changed one that early.

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Iron maiden?

Bingo.

 

I should've been more vague and had more one worded hints. :P

 

I didn't even think it was Maiden until those last three things. I think the new guitarist thing threw me off since I wasn't aware they changed one that early.

Yeah I described Killers as such on the basis of Adrian Smith not being in the band at the time of debut album.
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I know a couple of you who will get it right away

  • Debut is fine but not very memorable other than a song or two
  • This album has many concert staples and his absolute biggest hit
  • Respectable album full of fun deep cuts
  • Another massive success with big hits
  • Another album full of hits, one song rips off the Beatles
  • The opening track rips off the Rolling Stones
  • Solid release
  • Almost the whole album rips off the Beatles
  • This one is okay, has a big sappy single nobody really likes
  • He literally told live audience not to buy the album because it sucked
  • Russia (and other Stories)
  • Rips off the Lion King

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1. Lets write catchy prog tunes!

2. Lets get artsy!

3. Lets get even more artsy!

4. Lets go radio-friendly!

5. Lets go even more radio friendly!

6. Nope, back to artsy.

7. I <3 Jesus

8. I <3 Jesus with a new singer who also loves Jesus

9. I <3 Jesus but lets go pop

10. Lets go hard rock!

11. Lets get a famous producer and go even more hard rock!

11. Lets attempt some prog-metal!

12. Lets only write half of an album!

13. Lets pretend its 1976 again!

14. Lets just do our thing!

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1. Lets write catchy prog tunes!

2. Lets get artsy!

3. Lets get even more artsy!

4. Lets go radio-friendly!

5. Lets go even more radio friendly!

6. Nope, back to artsy.

7. I <3 Jesus

8. I <3 Jesus with a new singer who also loves Jesus

9. I <3 Jesus but lets go pop

10. Lets go hard rock!

11. Lets get a famous producer and go even more hard rock!

11. Lets attempt some prog-metal!

12. Lets only write half of an album!

13. Lets pretend its 1976 again!

14. Lets just do our thing!

 

Kansas.

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I know a couple of you who will get it right away

  • Debut is fine but not very memorable other than a song or two
  • This album has many concert staples and his absolute biggest hit
  • Respectable album full of fun deep cuts
  • Another massive success with big hits
  • Another album full of hits, one song rips off the Beatles
  • The opening track rips off the Rolling Stones
  • Solid release
  • Almost the whole album rips off the Beatles
  • This one is okay, has a big sappy single nobody really likes
  • He literally told live audience not to buy the album because it sucked
  • Russia (and other Stories)
  • Rips off the Lion King

 

Billy Joel.

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I know a couple of you who will get it right away

  • Debut is fine but not very memorable other than a song or two
  • This album has many concert staples and his absolute biggest hit
  • Respectable album full of fun deep cuts
  • Another massive success with big hits
  • Another album full of hits, one song rips off the Beatles
  • The opening track rips off the Rolling Stones
  • Solid release
  • Almost the whole album rips off the Beatles
  • This one is okay, has a big sappy single nobody really likes
  • He literally told live audience not to buy the album because it sucked
  • Russia (and other Stories)
  • Rips off the Lion King

 

Billy Joel.

Correct

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1. Lets write catchy prog tunes!

2. Lets get artsy!

3. Lets get even more artsy!

4. Lets go radio-friendly!

5. Lets go even more radio friendly!

6. Nope, back to artsy.

7. I <3 Jesus

8. I <3 Jesus with a new singer who also loves Jesus

9. I <3 Jesus but lets go pop

10. Lets go hard rock!

11. Lets get a famous producer and go even more hard rock!

11. Lets attempt some prog-metal!

12. Lets only write half of an album!

13. Lets pretend its 1976 again!

14. Lets just do our thing!

 

Kansas.

 

You know it :)

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Someone here will get this:

We're a Nu Metal band

We're still a Nu Metal Band

f**k Nu Metal

Let's add more electronics

Let's still use a lot of electronics

Let's make Nu Metal Again

Let;s make a shitty pop lead single for our upcoming album

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- Wow, we made an amazing debut album, one of the best ever!

- Oh wow, another amazing album, we are doing really good.

- Oops, sorry for the album taking 8 years, its still pretty good though, and look, no synth!

- Oops, another 8 years for the album, with not too many good songs.

- Well, we did it again, another 8 years for a mediocre album.

- RIP singer, new singer added to make the newest album!

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Someone here will get this:

We're a Nu Metal band

We're still a Nu Metal Band

f**k Nu Metal

Let's add more electronics

Let's still use a lot of electronics

Let's make Nu Metal Again

Let;s make a shitty pop lead single for our upcoming album

Is it Lick My Park?
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- Wow, we made an amazing debut album, one of the best ever!

- Oh wow, another amazing album, we are doing really good.

- Oops, sorry for the album taking 8 years, its still pretty good though, and look, no synth!

- Oops, another 8 years for the album, with not too many good songs.

- Well, we did it again, another 8 years for a mediocre album.

- RIP singer, new singer added to make the newest album!

Boston?

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- Wow, we made an amazing debut album, one of the best ever!

- Oh wow, another amazing album, we are doing really good.

- Oops, sorry for the album taking 8 years, its still pretty good though, and look, no synth!

- Oops, another 8 years for the album, with not too many good songs.

- Well, we did it again, another 8 years for a mediocre album.

- RIP singer, new singer added to make the newest album!

Boston?

 

Yessir

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Someone here will get this:

We're a Nu Metal band

We're still a Nu Metal Band

f**k Nu Metal

Let's add more electronics

Let's still use a lot of electronics

Let's make Nu Metal Again

Let;s make a shitty pop lead single for our upcoming album

Linkin Park?

Someone here will get this:

We're a Nu Metal band

We're still a Nu Metal Band

f**k Nu Metal

Let's add more electronics

Let's still use a lot of electronics

Let's make Nu Metal Again

Let;s make a shitty pop lead single for our upcoming album

Is it Lick My Park?

Yep.
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