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Happy Birthday RUSHHEAD666!


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A Spastic Birthday Boy Day  

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  1. 1. How will Earl spend his birthday?

    • Being blessed and cursed.
    • Buying rare Japanese pressings of some butt rock, hair metal band that should've died back in '88.
    • SCREAMING ABOUT SOMETHING AT VOLUME 11!!!!!!!
    • Ramer's gonna ream something and it's gonna leave a scar.
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    • Playing on his kit repeatedly to Hemispheres until his a-hole bleeds. It's probably bleeding at this very second for some godforsaken reason anyway.
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    • Actually something low key but fun like dinner and cake with his girls followed by a John Carpenter marathon.
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    • Soaking in a bottle of rum and yo ho ho's.
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    • In the back of his closet under a pile of blankets sobbing and kicking himself for not buying that last Japanese pressing of Aldo Nova that he should've.
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    • Dry humping his snare while imagining it was his toms.
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    • Getting electric shock treatment as per his psychiatric recommendation.
    • Changing his boxers. First time since Quiet Riot's original lineup.
    • Wondering what he could've done differently to not scare Neil back when they actually met all those years ago.
    • Writing poetry based on his top 10 pubic hairs.
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    • Writing a memoir called "Cruel Summer, Cruel Gonorrhea" which is based on his previous life as a male groupie for Bananarama.
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    • Writing an instruction manual on how to unhook a bra strap with one easy bite.
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    • Writing a novel based on three TRFers road trip to madness called "Duck, Tick, Goose"
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    • Going for a sunny Cali coast drive with the top down and pants off.
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    • Wondering how he became 49 yet his mental age and genitals remain 9. Cursed and cursed!
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    • Plotting how he can take over Stix Zadinia's drumming duties in Steel Panther.
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    • Making out with Rob Halford in some S & M dungeon because even though it's gay, it's metal and it's his birthday.


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Happy Birthday, RUSHHEAD666!

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HAHA! OMG!

 

I LOVE YOU GUYS AND GALS! CAPS ON!!!

 

I am nut case! I got a case of nuts for my birthday! Almonds! Kidding!

 

Johnny! After all these years I have never had a birthday poll thread! EPIC!!!

 

You crack me up!

 

I love that the volume 11 choice is winning! Who else can scream with their fingers?

 

 

VOLUME 11!

 

"THIS IS SPINAL TAP" BABY!

 

Actually I went out on Valentine's Day and partied with a beautiful Rushian girl! LOL! It's true! She's from the Republic Of Georgia! I think I told Pat about her! She's beautiful! But we are just good friends! She goes by Natalie, but I call her Natalia. That's hot kids.

We love the same music. That is HUGE for me!

She loves everything from Iron Maiden to George Benson and Morrissey! NO HAIR METAL! LOL!

 

I guess American women think I'm crazy!!

I'm digging European women!!!

 

Whenever I take Natalia out on the town she approaches me and gives me a kiss on the cheek.

Classy and cool.

 

Hopefully by the time I'm 50 I will be married again. DATING FUCKKING SUCKS!!!!

 

I had it made man!

 

SHITE HAPPENS!

 

 

I have my girls!!! F IT!

 

LOVE YOU ALL!

 

The haters will hate. Just masturbate. Then you will learn to love me...........

 

 

"EVERY DAY IS LIKE SUNDAY!"

 

 

JB YOU ROCK MUTHA FUKKA!

 

CHEERS AND CIAO!

 

My Rushian, I mean Russian bride is on line 2112.

 

Signed,

 

666

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