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With all these celebrities dying in 2016 a huge void has opened up and we need someone to step forward and fill it. There's only one man for the job

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And his name is...EARL RAMER aka RUSHHEAD666!   :finbar: :givebeer: :goodone:

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Errrr fixed it... :hail:

JohnnyBlaze
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There should be a Spinal Tappish mockumentary on him..."This is Earl Ramer".   "Little girl it's a great big world But there's only one of me"    

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I picture Earl as Randy Quaid's character in Independence Day. You know, the drunk crop duster who, in the end, sacrifices himself as he flies his jet into the alien ship while screaming "All right you alien assholes! In the words of my generation: Up YOURS!"

 

Crap movie but yeah, that's totally Earl. :yes:

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HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

 

The one night you write this thread I'm up real late!!! LOVE IT!!

 

You kill me DUCK!

 

Knowing this bored I mean board I am sure not many will respond to this one, but I am honored and flattered as usual.

 

It's not the quantity of friendships forged in life, it's the quality.

 

I have so many wonderful friends on here.

 

I've pissed off many people on her over the decade but life goes on!

 

I even love Blue J.

 

He's the real deal.

 

A real friend through all of the banter and bullshit of nothing. LOL!

 

 

I'm up late because I just got home from an incredible date with a beautiful girl from Georgia.

 

That's not Atlanta.

 

That's near RUSSIA!

 

This girl is an amazing woman.

 

Was a DJ over there when the Berlin Wall came down.

 

She exposed 100's of thousands of kids to American Rock And Roll during the Cold War.

 

Pat!

 

This girl is amazing.

 

Her musical knowledge can complete with you and I.

 

Although she told me tonight that I have more musical information than her!!! And she was a Georgian DJ! LOL!

 

This is crazy!

 

She asked me about RAINBOW tonight.

 

I showed her all of my catalog on my phone. Let's go! Black Sabbath? Solo albums?

 

 

She's in love with the guitar.

 

I played some RATT for her.

 

No clue, but loved Warren's guitar riffs.

 

I told her about Camel.

 

Boom!

 

She told me about Comus.

 

A folk prog band.

 

WTF???

 

I finally met a female who can keep up with me musically.

 

She love Emuir Deogato? A Brazil fusion keyboard player?

 

Seventies fusion and jazz lover.

 

WTF?

 

 

PAT! This is crazy!!

 

I sure as shit ain't no celebrity and I want to live a long fun life but man!! Your timing is amazing!

 

 

Funny to note Pat.

 

I am also an idiot.

 

Two nights ago I was going to bed.

 

I checked in on my daughter Zoe and then turned the lights out to go to bed.

 

I forgot about a plastic box I left in the fuckking hallway.

 

I tumbled over it and my left front rib cage by my heart hit the fuckiing box.

I laid on the floor like a frigging 88 year old. ......... "I've fallen and I can't get up"

 

I had shortness of breath.

I couldn't breathe.

 

I yelled for Zoe to help me.

 

She was asleep.

 

I was able to get up and fall into bed.

 

I thought I was going to die.

 

I couldn't sleep.

 

The next day I went to the fuckking ER.

 

Sure enough,

 

X Rays came back positive in a negative way!

 

I cracked Rib 9 and Rib 10.

 

Near my heart.

 

I'm in constant pain.

 

Hard to breathe.

 

So I'm supposed to go to Disneyland this weekend for New Year's.

 

The doctor said,,,,,,,

 

 

"No rollercoasters"

"No lifting"

 

And "NO DRUMMING!"

 

 

I'm totally sad man.

 

But I am still going to Disneyland.

 

Tower Of Terror is closing FOREVER. To quote Y&T. LOL

 

So screw it.

 

I'm going on it anyway.

 

I will be there for the last day of it's existence.

 

Have to go.

 

Jack Skellington's Haunted Mansion? Closes on Jan 2 as well. I'm going on it!

 

I'm going to take Advil.

 

Ice it with a frozen pea bag.

 

Drink beer.

 

Going for it man.

 

Thunder Mountain Railroad.

 

Must do!!!

 

Love you Pat!

 

Not sure what this rant will do but it doesn't matter.

 

I will never change for anyone.

 

I like this cute Georgian girl.

 

She's intellectual. Loves the same music.

 

I will never be a celebrity. Amen.

 

I am not into celibacy.

 

I am into ROCK.

 

 

LONG LIVE ROCK

 

I NEED IT EVERYDAY!!!!

 

Love,

 

THE WHO!

 

 

Life is short.

 

Everyone is dying.

 

IT'S LIFE!!!!

 

 

I CAN'T WAIT TO GO ON SPASH MOUNTAIN WITH CRACKED RIBS!!!!!!!

 

FUKK IT MAN!

 

IT'S "DANGEROUS BUT WORTH THE RISK!!!!"

 

 

LOVE

 

 

RATT!

 

 

LOL!!

 

I hope some people who read this think I'm crazy and stupid.

 

I'm f***ing smart,

 

And quite intellectual.

 

Don't judge me because you don't understand me.

 

I've very easy to figure out.

 

If you actually love more than just fuckking RUSH!

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Where the hell is EARL??? :wtf:

Wherever he is I'm pretty sure he's being loud.

 

Johnny!!!

 

You have no idea how much I love you and Pat!!! Don't care that it's on a public forum!!

 

You get me!!!

 

I was loud!!! And this girl loved it and didn't care!!!

 

We listend to a bad cover band until the bar closed.

 

They did

 

AC/DC

ZEP

GEORGE MICHAEL

MICHAEL JACKSON

 

Blah blah blah......

 

Fun shit man..

 

 

Life is good.

 

I will be gone for five days.

 

Doing Disneyland man.

 

Road trip alone!!

 

So many on here will be happy that I will be gone!!!!!!

 

But to you. To Pat. Lucas. Blue J. Troutman. Fukkk

 

 

Too many to list

 

Even 73!!!! I know you love me. LOL! KIDDING!

 

 

HAPPY FUCKKING NEW BEER TO EVERYONE!!!!

 

To all of my fun female friends on here. Love you! Like Baby Cat. Chica? Moon? L? Not sure but I don't care.

 

Life is short!!

 

RANT N RAVE BABY!!! I love to offend in fun.

 

Stray Cats????

 

 

Rush died in 2015. Now look at everyone passing away in 2016. A true human tragedy.

 

But we will all die sadly.

 

I hope 2017 will be better but I'm a cynic.

 

I need to take care of me.

Hoping for a better me in 2017.

Hoping for a better everyone on here too.

 

Look after you.

 

Take care of you.

 

Learn from the bullshit of drugs and bad diet.

 

Health is the most important thing for YOU.

 

Hoping all of this death will wake some of you up in your own reality.

 

I gave up soda.

 

I tried to drink a Coke a few days ago.

 

Had to spit it out in the sink.

 

The body is your temple. Temple Of Syrinx.

 

Don't consume sugars.

Don't smoke fukking cigarettes like NEIL PEART. LOOK AT HIM NOW!!!! Him and his fuckking Red Apples? Now he looks like a f***ing albino Bartlett Pear!!! Does he even see Olivia? Or is he still jacking off on his BMW Bike?

 

UGH

 

Ok!

 

I'm done.

 

And by the way.

 

I'm not drunk!!!!!!

 

I'm drinking an Arrowhead water before bed.

 

 

Don't label me.

 

Either be my friend or take a hike.

 

Cheers!

 

I'm OUT!

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I picture Earl as Randy Quaid's character in Independence Day. You know, the drunk crop duster who, in the end, sacrifices himself as he flies his jet into the alien ship while screaming "All right you alien assholes! In the words of my generation: Up YOURS!"

 

Crap movie but yeah, that's totally Earl. :yes:

 

No!!!

 

I want to be Eddie in LAMPOON'S CHRISTMAS VACATION!!!! RANDY ROCKS!

 

SO DID RANDY RHOADS!!!!

 

LOVE,

 

 

"DEE"

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There should be a Spinal Tappish mockumentary on him..."This is Earl Ramer".

 

"Little girl it's a great big world

But there's only one of me"

 

 

I LOVE SPINAL TAP! TAP RHYMES WITH CAPS ON! THIS IS FOR YOU 73!!! LOL

 

 

"Earls Just Wanna Have Fun"

 

Love,

 

Cyndi Lauper

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Earl, you've got two cracked ribs and you're riding the Tower of Terror?! You're an idiot. That's right. An idiot. Even Splash Mountain and Thunder Mountain wouldn't be as bad with cracked ribs compared to that multiple elevator drop attraction. I like the ride but Jesus man it's just a ride. And your health is more important than a f***ing Disney attraction, isn't it?

 

Yeah yeah yeah you or anyone else can go on about it being your life and doing what you want and all that bullshit but that's just foolishness and testosterone talking in this particular case. A box in your hallway wiped your ass out and sent you to the ER and you think a thrill ride while having two broken ribs can't wipe you out even more?!!!

 

To top it off, it's only the California Tower of Terror that's closing as far as I know. So if your boner is so excited to ride it, you can still go to the other Disney theme parks that have it.

 

Done preaching.

 

Signed,

What the f**k are you thinking?

 

:blaze:

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Earl, you've got two cracked ribs and you're riding the Tower of Terror?! You're an idiot. That's right. An idiot. Even Splash Mountain and Thunder Mountain wouldn't be as bad with cracked ribs compared to that multiple elevator drop attraction. I like the ride but Jesus man it's just a ride. And your health is more important than a f***ing Disney attraction, isn't it?

 

Yeah yeah yeah you or anyone else can go on about it being your life and doing what you want and all that bullshit but that's just foolishness and testosterone talking in this particular case. A box in your hallway wiped your ass out and sent you to the ER and you think a thrill ride while having two broken ribs can't wipe you out even more?!!!

 

To top it off, it's only the California Tower of Terror that's closing as far as I know. So if your boner is so excited to ride it, you can still go to the other Disney theme parks that have it.

 

Done preaching.

 

Signed,

What the f**k are you thinking?

 

:blaze:

 

Dude!!! You are a real friend!!! NO DOUBT!!

 

But I did the calculations!

 

My front left rib cage is damaged.

 

Inner rib 9 and 10

I have a hard time breathing. Probably why I'm still up. I can't sleep anyway.

 

But!

 

Tower of Terror goes up and down

 

Not sideways.

 

So my train of thought (pun intended) says that Tower is safer than a coaster.

 

But seriously.

 

If you think Thunder Mountain Railroad and Space Mountain and Splash Mountain and Indiana Jones is safer then I will do that route.

 

So Tower Of Terror is still open in Florida?

 

That ride is actually better than the one out here. I've been on it. They have less cars and a longer ride.

 

But!

 

I think going up and down is better than going side to side. THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID!!! LOL

 

Am I wrong?

 

Fukk it.

 

I will fuel up on Advil, steak and beer and go for it.

 

"YOU ONLY LIVE TWICE"

 

 

007

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