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#21 Tick

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Posted 05 November 2016 - 01:54 PM

View Postvaportrailer, on 05 November 2016 - 07:55 AM, said:

tedzzz likes Time Stand Still so much because standing still is another one of tedzzz hobbies!

and who doesn't like to stand still once in a while?
you show them, tedzzz! you show the world how to stand still next to bridges!
so choked up right now...Posted Image  just because of what dear tedzzz stands (still) for.
I hear ya bro! tedzzz is the man! :tempted:

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Posted 05 November 2016 - 11:08 PM

tedzzz favorite colour is plaid.
he also enjoys pears, long walks in the sea, and Bob Ross.
his favorite movie has never been Battlefield Earth.
his ideal mate is 1970s Caroline Munro.

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Posted 06 November 2016 - 05:25 AM

Eh? What? Who? What have I wandered into?  :o

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Posted 06 November 2016 - 07:47 AM

View PostBabycat, on 06 November 2016 - 05:25 AM, said:

Eh? What? Who? What have I wandered into?  :o
tedzzz!!!!!!!!!!!!!
:chickendance: :yay: :chickendance: :yay:

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Posted 06 November 2016 - 09:47 AM

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View PostBabycat, on 06 November 2016 - 05:25 AM, said:

Eh? What? Who? What have I wandered into?  :o
tedzzz!!!!!!!!!!!!!
:chickendance: :yay: :chickendance: :yay:
Yeah, but who or what's a tedzzz when it's at home?  :o

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Posted 06 November 2016 - 09:55 AM

tedzzz is tedzzz, whether at rest or in motion.

The persistence of tedzzz!

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Posted 06 November 2016 - 02:10 PM

View PostBabycat, on 06 November 2016 - 09:47 AM, said:

View PostTick, on 06 November 2016 - 07:47 AM, said:

View PostBabycat, on 06 November 2016 - 05:25 AM, said:

Eh? What? Who? What have I wandered into?  :o
tedzzz!!!!!!!!!!!!!
:chickendance: :yay: :chickendance: :yay:
Yeah, but who or what's a tedzzz when it's at home?  :o
tedzzz is just tedzzz, nothing more, nothing less.

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Posted 06 November 2016 - 02:40 PM

View PostTick, on 06 November 2016 - 02:10 PM, said:

View PostBabycat, on 06 November 2016 - 09:47 AM, said:

View PostTick, on 06 November 2016 - 07:47 AM, said:

View PostBabycat, on 06 November 2016 - 05:25 AM, said:

Eh? What? Who? What have I wandered into?  :o
tedzzz!!!!!!!!!!!!!
:chickendance: :yay: :chickendance: :yay:
Yeah, but who or what's a tedzzz when it's at home?  :o
tedzzz is just tedzzz, nothing more, nothing less.
tedzzz..?  :notworthy: ..?

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Posted 07 November 2016 - 07:21 AM

Throw out your meds,
All you need is tedzzz!

(and maybe a C Munro thread...)

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Posted 07 November 2016 - 07:34 AM




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Posted 07 November 2016 - 07:42 AM

more fun than Nugentzzz,
more sober (and alive) than Kennedyzzz,
more handsome than Danson!

tedzzz is truly 'the Ted King'

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Posted 07 November 2016 - 08:33 AM

tedzzz favorite place to be is next to Alex!

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Posted 07 November 2016 - 10:05 AM

View PostTick, on 07 November 2016 - 08:33 AM, said:

tedzzz favorite place to be is next to Alex!

tedzzz is like Gedzzz: both want to be close to Alex, both enjoy wine, and both enjoy fish art.

But does tedzzz own a kimono? He'll never tell, that cagey tedzzz!

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Posted 07 November 2016 - 04:41 PM

tedzzz wants to be emphatic about his feelings for Caroline Munro.
In fact, his fave play-list consists of:
Sweet Caroline - N Diamond
Oh Caroline - Cheap Trick
Caroline, No - The Sea Eunuchs
Carolina in My Mind - that guitar guy
Time Stand Still - Rush (it is his favorite song, remember?)
Time Stand Still - Nelly Turdfado (just so tedzzz can have a version that he can cry unashamedly to. Six heads can produce many tears.)

Caroline Stand Still:

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Posted 08 November 2016 - 12:40 PM

from "Work in Progress":

Once upon a midnight dreary,
While I pondered weak and weary,
Over the poster of Caroline Munro scotch-taped to the door.
I fell into deep slumber,
My dreams were filled with lumber,
I put the blame on Twin Peaks, which I'd watched just before.
"Stupid midget", I muttered, my voice a dark whine.
"I don't want you in my dreams, I want Caroline."

tedzzzger Allan Poo

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Posted 08 November 2016 - 12:58 PM

Early exit polling indicates Deez Nuts is beating Tedzz.

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Posted 08 November 2016 - 01:08 PM

View PostJohnRogers, on 08 November 2016 - 12:58 PM, said:

Early exit polling indicates Deez Nuts is beating Tedzz.

That's cuz Tedzz is a dick. His half-baked ramblings are an embarrassment not only to language, but to one's sense of hearing.
tedzzz on the other hand is riding high in a sea of awesome sauce.

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Posted 08 November 2016 - 02:55 PM

Did you know that tedzzz likes to rock some guitar? He has a jam band with his buddy "Little Stevie" Hawking. They have matching flying V's, and a killer set list, which includes Stevie H's all-time favorite jam "Cygnus X-1". They're called  "Hawking-tedzzz".

tedzzz is also working on a solo project called "No Hawking, Just tedzzz". He hopes to have Josh Freese play some drums on it. Come on Josh! Rock a track for tedzzz. It'll be more fun than doing anything with Kenny Loggins.

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Posted 09 November 2016 - 04:41 PM

True story, and I know tedzzz wouldn't mind if I told it:

tedzzz first concert was seeing a Red Sovine cover band called "Phantom 309".
They were terrible, but little tedzzz and all his headzzz weren't aware of that.
They were enchanted by the music that was coming off the stage. It was so beautiful, like nothing he'd ever heard.
And tedzzz wept without shame.
Without shame.
tedzzz has a lesson to show you all. Or maybe it was a lesion. You never know with tedzzz!

oh sweet little baby jezus bless you tedzzz and bless you forever. Gesundheit.

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Posted 10 November 2016 - 01:05 AM

I was protesting tonight in the streets against Tedzzz.




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