JohnnyBlaze Posted October 29, 2016 Author Share Posted October 29, 2016 Out: JohnnyBlaze. He would try to break the ice by asking too many personal questions and everyone would get annoyed. Shit, that happened in the real world the other day! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucas Posted October 29, 2016 Share Posted October 29, 2016 Out: JohnnyBlaze. He would try to break the ice by asking too many personal questions and everyone would get annoyed. Shit, that happened in the real world the other day! Hang on a sec JB Are you sayin' that this isn't the real world ?!?!? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
treeduck Posted October 29, 2016 Share Posted October 29, 2016 Out: JohnnyBlaze. He would try to break the ice by asking too many personal questions and everyone would get annoyed. Shit, that happened in the real world the other day! Hang on a sec JB Are you sayin' that this isn't the real world ?!?!? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Your_Lion Posted October 30, 2016 Share Posted October 30, 2016 Seriously? No one wants help from a Lion in a Zombie Apocalypse? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Babycat Posted October 30, 2016 Share Posted October 30, 2016 I wish I could put Donald Trump in there to grab someone by the babycat! :pussy: :smoke:I wish I could put Donald Trump in there to grab someone by the babycat! :pussy: :smoke:I'll never see the word "babycat" in the same light again No one's grabbing me! :o 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
treeduck Posted October 30, 2016 Share Posted October 30, 2016 I wish I could put Donald Trump in there to grab someone by the babycat! :pussy: :smoke:I wish I could put Donald Trump in there to grab someone by the babycat! :pussy: :smoke:I'll never see the word "babycat" in the same light again No one's grabbing me! :o Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Babycat Posted October 30, 2016 Share Posted October 30, 2016 I wish I could put Donald Trump in there to grab someone by the babycat! :pussy: :smoke:I wish I could put Donald Trump in there to grab someone by the babycat! :pussy: :smoke:I'll never see the word "babycat" in the same light again No one's grabbing me! :o Dude ain't grabbing any part of me either...! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
treeduck Posted October 30, 2016 Share Posted October 30, 2016 I wish I could put Donald Trump in there to grab someone by the babycat! :pussy: :smoke:I wish I could put Donald Trump in there to grab someone by the babycat! :pussy: :smoke:I'll never see the word "babycat" in the same light again No one's grabbing me! :o Dude ain't grabbing any part of me either...! <<<< Maybe she can! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tombstone Mountain Posted October 30, 2016 Share Posted October 30, 2016 Ok, we have a lineup that seems able and ready for action. I nominate Babycat as team leader. Scratch that (pun intended). Let's go with Turbine Freight. He's got an acid tongue and a mean streak if you need it bean-torJohnnyBlazeTombstone MountainTurbine FreightGreyfriarBabycat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnnyBlaze Posted October 31, 2016 Author Share Posted October 31, 2016 Ok, we have a lineup that seems able and ready for action. I nominate Babycat as team leader. Scratch that (pun intended). Let's go with Turbine Freight. He's got an acid tongue and a mean streak if you need it bean-torJohnnyBlazeTombstone MountainTurbine FreightGreyfriarBabycat Not bad ideas but you got the wrong list Tombstone. Mayra was last to choose and her team (after foolishly dropping me! ;) ) was this: Bean-TorPolarize MeTombstone MountainTurbine FreightGrey FriarMr. Not Soooo using her list, I'm saying this... OUT: Tombstone Mountain...too many nut (mental AND physical) distractions make him somewhat of a liability. Plus, the squad will take his goat and horse nuts food supply for granted and boot him out. IN: Jack Aubrey. He's got guns & ammo & knives and knows how to make a wonderful squirrel quiche. Also, he can make an exquisite Thanksgiving dinner out of twigs and shrubbery. Right in time for the zombie world holiday season! Bean-TorPolarize MeJack AubreyTurbine FreightGrey FriarMr. Not Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Babycat Posted October 31, 2016 Share Posted October 31, 2016 I wish I could put Donald Trump in there to grab someone by the babycat! :pussy: :smoke:I wish I could put Donald Trump in there to grab someone by the babycat! :pussy: :smoke:I'll never see the word "babycat" in the same light again No one's grabbing me! :o Dude ain't grabbing any part of me either...! <<<< Maybe she can! :outtahere: 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnnyBlaze Posted October 31, 2016 Author Share Posted October 31, 2016 I wish I could put Donald Trump in there to grab someone by the babycat! :pussy: :smoke:I wish I could put Donald Trump in there to grab someone by the babycat! :pussy: :smoke:I'll never see the word "babycat" in the same light again No one's grabbing me! :otreeduck's probably grabbing himself while looking at some bikini or superhero babe pics that he posts. :hail: 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blue J Posted November 1, 2016 Share Posted November 1, 2016 Ok, we have a lineup that seems able and ready for action. I nominate Babycat as team leader. Scratch that (pun intended). Let's go with Turbine Freight. He's got an acid tongue and a mean streak if you need it bean-torJohnnyBlazeTombstone MountainTurbine FreightGreyfriarBabycat Not bad ideas but you got the wrong list Tombstone. Mayra was last to choose and her team (after foolishly dropping me! ;) ) was this: Bean-TorPolarize MeTombstone MountainTurbine FreightGrey FriarMr. Not Soooo using her list, I'm saying this... OUT: Tombstone Mountain...too many nut (mental AND physical) distractions make him somewhat of a liability. Plus, the squad will take his goat and horse nuts food supply for granted and boot him out. IN: Jack Aubrey. He's got guns & ammo & knives and knows how to make a wonderful squirrel quiche. Also, he can make an exquisite Thanksgiving dinner out of twigs and shrubbery. Right in time for the zombie world holiday season! Bean-TorPolarize MeJack AubreyTurbine FreightGrey FriarMr. Not OUT: PolarizeMe- because all the Dir En Grey albums on Earth won't help after a zombie apocalypse. IN (or back in): Lucas- the MacGyver of TRF...he can take the random and sundry refuse of a post-apocalyptic wasteland- bolts, washers, paper clips, stale chewing gum, and what-have-you- and make the first new tools of a start-over world. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnnyBlaze Posted November 1, 2016 Author Share Posted November 1, 2016 ((Just for clarity, from Blue J's post...the current team)): Bean-TorLucasJack AubreyTurbine FreightGrey FriarMr. Not Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Not Posted November 2, 2016 Share Posted November 2, 2016 (edited) Right... So I'll just clarify in advance that this is all in good fun :) OUT: With Bean-Tor being the only female in the group and the men becoming increasingly in need of romance (among other sorts of female attention), some flirting among the group had devolved into primal behavior, with Turbine Freight becoming increasingly insecure and possessive of Bean-Tor. Jack Aubrey, being the gun nut he is, was giving tips to Bean-Tor on posture. Turbine Freight watched this unfold in anger, and in a fit of rage, charged at Jack with the intent of killing him. Mr. Not, with his ninja like reflexes and impeccable agile abilities, intercepted this charge with a tackle, bringing Turbine Freight down to the floor. "RAAGGH, If I can't have her, no one can!!" Yelled The Freight as he reached nearby and found a butcher's knife. He got a hold of and then tossed it straight at Bean-Tor, beheading her. Mr. Not began to strangle Turbine Freight to death when all of the sudden the spirit of JohnnyBlaze descended from the heavens and knocked Mr. Not off of Turbine Freight. "Only one person may be eliminated per turn, you douche."OUT: Bean-Tor IN: What the TRFAZT (Anti-Zombie Team) needed now more than anything was a hero, and a hero did came he did... Flying into the TRFAZT fortress came a wheel-chair cyborg, bluefox4000 (or Mick)! Armed with advanced weaponry and many other futuristic features (he even had Franky's !! ), Mick would restore order and strength to the TRFAZT.IN: bluefox4000 bluefox4000LucasJack AubreyTurbine FreightGreyfriarMr. Not Edited November 2, 2016 by Mr. Not 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnnyBlaze Posted November 2, 2016 Author Share Posted November 2, 2016 OUT: Even in pre-zombie days, Mr. Not was teetering between colorful imagination and insanity. The undead world would give Mr. Not that little push towards a complete mental breakdown. He'd think he's on his sofa watching One Piece or some other anime when actually he's on some gross, post-apocalyptic city street getting devoured by zombies. Hey, at least he wouldn't know he's dying. IN: Your Lion. Personable, optimistic, and he's king of the jungle. Bluefox4000LucasJack AubreyTurbine FreightGreyfriarYour Lion 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucas Posted November 2, 2016 Share Posted November 2, 2016 (edited) IN: Blue J ... Intelligent, rational thinking is going to be needed, and Josh is perfect .. Added bonuses are his ability to sense the oncoming threat, refusal to tolerate BS, and his knowledge of the hidden Ford GT that is stashed in a barn - not only does he know of it, he can hotwire it and drive, syphoning gas from the abandon vehicles along the highways OUT: Jack Aubrey .. When the others are woken in the middle of the night to find Jack standing at the forest's edge, dolefully calling to Sasquatch, it freaks everyone out .. Blue JBluefox4000 Lucas Turbine Freight Greyfriar Your Lion . . Edited November 2, 2016 by Lucas 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Babycat Posted November 2, 2016 Share Posted November 2, 2016 I wish I could put Donald Trump in there to grab someone by the babycat! :pussy: :smoke:I wish I could put Donald Trump in there to grab someone by the babycat! :pussy: :smoke:I'll never see the word "babycat" in the same light again No one's grabbing me! :otreeduck's probably grabbing himself while looking at some bikini or superhero babe pics that he posts. :hail: Ducky can grab whoever he likes - he's not grabbing me! (Oh now I'm laughing....! This made me laugh! ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
treeduck Posted November 2, 2016 Share Posted November 2, 2016 I wish I could put Donald Trump in there to grab someone by the babycat! :pussy: :smoke:I wish I could put Donald Trump in there to grab someone by the babycat! :pussy: :smoke:I'll never see the word "babycat" in the same light again No one's grabbing me! :otreeduck's probably grabbing himself while looking at some bikini or superhero babe pics that he posts. :hail: Ducky can grab whoever he likes - he's not grabbing me! (Oh now I'm laughing....! This made me laugh! ) :hail: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blue J Posted November 3, 2016 Share Posted November 3, 2016 IN: Blue J ... Intelligent, rational thinking is going to be needed, and Josh is perfect .. Added bonuses are his ability to sense the oncoming threat, refusal to tolerate BS, and his knowledge of the hidden Ford GT that is stashed in a barn - not only does he know of it, he can hotwire it and drive, syphoning gas from the abandon vehicles along the highways OUT: Jack Aubrey .. When the others are woken in the middle of the night to find Jack standing at the forest's edge, dolefully calling to Sasquatch, it freaks everyone out .. Blue JBluefox4000 Lucas Turbine Freight Greyfriar Your Lion :D :ebert: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bean-tor Posted November 3, 2016 Share Posted November 3, 2016 (edited) Right... So I'll just clarify in advance that this is all in good fun :) OUT: With Bean-Tor being the only female in the group and the men becoming increasingly in need of romance (among other sorts of female attention), some flirting among the group had devolved into primal behavior, with Turbine Freight becoming increasingly insecure and possessive of Bean-Tor. Jack Aubrey, being the gun nut he is, was giving tips to Bean-Tor on posture. Turbine Freight watched this unfold in anger, and in a fit of rage, charged at Jack with the intent of killing him. Mr. Not, with his ninja like reflexes and impeccable agile abilities, intercepted this charge with a tackle, bringing Turbine Freight down to the floor. "RAAGGH, If I can't have her, no one can!!" Yelled The Freight as he reached nearby and found a butcher's knife. He got a hold of and then tossed it straight at Bean-Tor, beheading her. Mr. Not began to strangle Turbine Freight to death when all of the sudden the spirit of JohnnyBlaze descended from the heavens and knocked Mr. Not off of Turbine Freight. "Only one person may be eliminated per turn, you douche."OUT: Bean-Tor IN: What the TRFAZT (Anti-Zombie Team) needed now more than anything was a hero, and a hero did came he did... Flying into the TRFAZT fortress came a wheel-chair cyborg, bluefox4000 (or Mick)! Armed with advanced weaponry and many other futuristic features (he even had Franky's !! ), Mick would restore order and strength to the TRFAZT.IN: bluefox4000 bluefox4000LucasJack AubreyTurbine FreightGreyfriarMr. Not :o Beheaded?! :tsk: Is this because I rejected your "boyfriend application," perhaps? And for the sake of clarity, the most recent team as chosen by Lucas: Blue Jbluefox4000LucasTurbine Freightgreyfriar Your_Lion Edited November 3, 2016 by bean-tor Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
treeduck Posted November 3, 2016 Share Posted November 3, 2016 Right... So I'll just clarify in advance that this is all in good fun :) OUT: With Bean-Tor being the only female in the group and the men becoming increasingly in need of romance (among other sorts of female attention), some flirting among the group had devolved into primal behavior, with Turbine Freight becoming increasingly insecure and possessive of Bean-Tor. Jack Aubrey, being the gun nut he is, was giving tips to Bean-Tor on posture. Turbine Freight watched this unfold in anger, and in a fit of rage, charged at Jack with the intent of killing him. Mr. Not, with his ninja like reflexes and impeccable agile abilities, intercepted this charge with a tackle, bringing Turbine Freight down to the floor. "RAAGGH, If I can't have her, no one can!!" Yelled The Freight as he reached nearby and found a butcher's knife. He got a hold of and then tossed it straight at Bean-Tor, beheading her. Mr. Not began to strangle Turbine Freight to death when all of the sudden the spirit of JohnnyBlaze descended from the heavens and knocked Mr. Not off of Turbine Freight. "Only one person may be eliminated per turn, you douche."OUT: Bean-Tor IN: What the TRFAZT (Anti-Zombie Team) needed now more than anything was a hero, and a hero did came he did... Flying into the TRFAZT fortress came a wheel-chair cyborg, bluefox4000 (or Mick)! Armed with advanced weaponry and many other futuristic features (he even had Franky's !! ), Mick would restore order and strength to the TRFAZT.IN: bluefox4000 bluefox4000LucasJack AubreyTurbine FreightGreyfriarMr. Not :o Beheaded?! :tsk: Is this because I rejected your "boyfriend application," perhaps? http://www.animated-gifs.eu/category_emoticons/smilies-leisure/0006.gif Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Not Posted November 4, 2016 Share Posted November 4, 2016 Right... So I'll just clarify in advance that this is all in good fun :) OUT: With Bean-Tor being the only female in the group and the men becoming increasingly in need of romance (among other sorts of female attention), some flirting among the group had devolved into primal behavior, with Turbine Freight becoming increasingly insecure and possessive of Bean-Tor. Jack Aubrey, being the gun nut he is, was giving tips to Bean-Tor on posture. Turbine Freight watched this unfold in anger, and in a fit of rage, charged at Jack with the intent of killing him. Mr. Not, with his ninja like reflexes and impeccable agile abilities, intercepted this charge with a tackle, bringing Turbine Freight down to the floor. "RAAGGH, If I can't have her, no one can!!" Yelled The Freight as he reached nearby and found a butcher's knife. He got a hold of and then tossed it straight at Bean-Tor, beheading her. Mr. Not began to strangle Turbine Freight to death when all of the sudden the spirit of JohnnyBlaze descended from the heavens and knocked Mr. Not off of Turbine Freight. "Only one person may be eliminated per turn, you douche."OUT: Bean-Tor IN: What the TRFAZT (Anti-Zombie Team) needed now more than anything was a hero, and a hero did came he did... Flying into the TRFAZT fortress came a wheel-chair cyborg, bluefox4000 (or Mick)! Armed with advanced weaponry and many other futuristic features (he even had Franky's !! ), Mick would restore order and strength to the TRFAZT.IN: bluefox4000 bluefox4000LucasJack AubreyTurbine FreightGreyfriarMr. Not :o Beheaded?! :tsk: Is this because I rejected your "boyfriend application," perhaps? WHAT!? Don't bring that up! ...It's embarrassing Besides, I re-evaluated the application and resent it, my message center tells me that it's still "unread" by you, so... You're just being plain unfair, really. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Not Posted November 4, 2016 Share Posted November 4, 2016 (edited) OUT: On today's group scouting / exploration, TRFAZT found a supermarket which hadn't been fully raided. There were plenty of booze to choose from and even a good batch of fried chicken which had yet to expire. "Awright then mates we gonna have a nice ol' party back at the base tonight we are mates, jolly jolly!" greyfrair excitedly announced (I think that's how German people talk...) Among the typically necessary supplies everyone hauled, greyfrair brought back party supplies - AKA meat, booze, and maybe some magazines. That night everyone was merry, even bluefox4000 and Blue J who denied the drinks... But as with all good things, the party came to an end. Normally, Turbine, grey, and Lucas take shifts doing night watch, but since they all got wasted they were out cold for the night. Though nowhere near as drunk as the other three, Your_Lion grandly yawned, curled up, and went to sleep along with them. This left Blue J and bluefox4000 -- OR: Team Blue. "Looks like we'll have to be the ones to stay up and be on watch tonight." Mick observed. "Yeah. You wanna take the first half of the night and then have me take the AM hours?" J asked Mick. "Sure, sounds good. I'll make myself some coffee."...4 hours later, Blue J woke up. He was sleeping in his jeans, and still had his socks and shoes on (this was his sleeping attire before the zombie outbreak as well, it's a weird way to sleep but that's his thing). He noticed the other four members were still sleeping, and Mick was nowhere to be seen, what awoke Blue J was zombies pounding at the door! Blue J yelled for help as he began barricading the door, but everyone was too far off into dreamland. While adding strength to the barricade with the force of his back, Blue J noticed Mick was in the kitchen, in his chair with eyes closed and head down... He rushed over to check on him. "[OUT OF BATTERY... RECHARGING]" a dim automated text message read on one of Mick's built-in forearm screens. "Dammit" Blue J thought... The only person he could count on it seemed was himself, or maybe -- maybe Your_Lion.. He didn't get wasted like the rest of the-- a piano fell on Your_Lion and he died. Fortunately, the barricade Blue J made was able to keep the zombies at bay for the rest of the night and by morning the zombies had all gone elsewhere in pursuit of "brains..." When every living member was back to consciousness the next morning, no one believed Blue J's report of events. IN: Sirens were heard outside. Noisy and obnoxious, the sound was intensifying the hungover headaches of Turbine, grey, and Lucas.They decided to head outside to see what the hell it was all about. It was none other than Officer 73, hands on his belt & chewin' away at some SKOAL "Mind if we join forces? I got guns, and a car... And a siren." Blue Jbluefox4000LucasTurbine Freightgreyfriar1-0-0-1-0-0-1 Edited November 4, 2016 by Mr. Not 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bean-tor Posted November 4, 2016 Share Posted November 4, 2016 Right... So I'll just clarify in advance that this is all in good fun :) OUT: With Bean-Tor being the only female in the group and the men becoming increasingly in need of romance (among other sorts of female attention), some flirting among the group had devolved into primal behavior, with Turbine Freight becoming increasingly insecure and possessive of Bean-Tor. Jack Aubrey, being the gun nut he is, was giving tips to Bean-Tor on posture. Turbine Freight watched this unfold in anger, and in a fit of rage, charged at Jack with the intent of killing him. Mr. Not, with his ninja like reflexes and impeccable agile abilities, intercepted this charge with a tackle, bringing Turbine Freight down to the floor. "RAAGGH, If I can't have her, no one can!!" Yelled The Freight as he reached nearby and found a butcher's knife. He got a hold of and then tossed it straight at Bean-Tor, beheading her. Mr. Not began to strangle Turbine Freight to death when all of the sudden the spirit of JohnnyBlaze descended from the heavens and knocked Mr. Not off of Turbine Freight. "Only one person may be eliminated per turn, you douche."OUT: Bean-Tor IN: What the TRFAZT (Anti-Zombie Team) needed now more than anything was a hero, and a hero did came he did... Flying into the TRFAZT fortress came a wheel-chair cyborg, bluefox4000 (or Mick)! Armed with advanced weaponry and many other futuristic features (he even had Franky's !! ), Mick would restore order and strength to the TRFAZT.IN: bluefox4000 bluefox4000LucasJack AubreyTurbine FreightGreyfriarMr. Not :o Beheaded?! :tsk: Is this because I rejected your "boyfriend application," perhaps? WHAT!? Don't bring that up! ...It's embarrassing Besides, I re-evaluated the application and resent it, my message center tells me that it's still "unread" by you, so... You're just being plain unfair, really. Unread? Never! I'm quite adept at issuing rejection letters, so there's no reason for me to ignore applications :P No need for you to be embarrassed about finding inspiration in my love of ATHF, though :smoke: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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