Jack Aubrey Posted September 13, 2005 Share Posted September 13, 2005 I wish to be neither remembered nor forgotten. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrMiltonBanana Posted September 13, 2005 Share Posted September 13, 2005 (edited) Scraggely BAffingtons is the most wiggedy wack, pork roll, fan of Scatman Cruthers, and le mastermindoo Quintintino Edited September 13, 2005 by MrMiltonBanana Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
endlesslymocking Posted September 13, 2005 Share Posted September 13, 2005 When you come to a fork in the road take it and increase your silverware collection! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
endlesslymocking Posted September 13, 2005 Share Posted September 13, 2005 When disagreeing with someone, walk a mile in their shoes, then you'll be a mile away and you'll have their shoes! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
endlesslymocking Posted September 13, 2005 Share Posted September 13, 2005 "be like a monkey in a pinata--Hiding with the candy, hoping the kids don't break through with thw stick!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
endlesslymocking Posted September 13, 2005 Share Posted September 13, 2005 As I said before, I never repeat myself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rolinda Bonz Posted September 13, 2005 Share Posted September 13, 2005 since we're getting ironic... I can't stand intolerance! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Signals1982 Posted September 13, 2005 Share Posted September 13, 2005 When Christians ask me if I believe Jesus, I say... "For Christ's sake! No!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
happysmiles007 Posted September 14, 2005 Share Posted September 14, 2005 ok, i hope this one qualifies..this was a scene at lunch the other day robert: hey, somebody ask me what we're having for lunch tomorrow chris: ok robert, what're we having for lunch tom- robert: your mom!!!!! ..i guess you had to be there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rolinda Bonz Posted September 14, 2005 Share Posted September 14, 2005 I taught him everythin' I know, and he still don't know nothin'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geds Posted September 14, 2005 Author Share Posted September 14, 2005 QUOTE (happysmiles007 @ Sep 13 2005, 08:59 PM) ok, i hope this one qualifies..this was a scene at lunch the other day robert: hey, somebody ask me what we're having for lunch tomorrow chris: ok robert, what're we having for lunch tom- robert: your mom!!!!! ..i guess you had to be there. (I thought this was pretty funny!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geds Posted September 14, 2005 Author Share Posted September 14, 2005 <<<<< That guy over there? No talent. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrMiltonBanana Posted September 15, 2005 Share Posted September 15, 2005 Death are gods way of saying, "Jackie Chan Jesus Man International HEadquarters Speaking...How may I help You?." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
happysmiles007 Posted September 16, 2005 Share Posted September 16, 2005 QUOTE (Geds @ Sep 14 2005, 04:55 PM) QUOTE (happysmiles007 @ Sep 13 2005, 08:59 PM) ok, i hope this one qualifies..this was a scene at lunch the other day robert: hey, somebody ask me what we're having for lunch tomorrow chris: ok robert, what're we having for lunch tom- robert: your mom!!!!! ..i guess you had to be there. (I thought this was pretty funny!) finally! thank you! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
happysmiles007 Posted October 8, 2005 Share Posted October 8, 2005 had to resurrect this for another statement about my cool lunch people *robert walks over with some freaky looking food on his plate* dave: hey robert, what's up with your food?!? robert: hey dave, what's up with YOUR FACE *chris steals robert's points* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geds Posted October 8, 2005 Author Share Posted October 8, 2005 QUOTE (happysmiles007 @ Oct 7 2005, 08:41 PM) had to resurrect this for another statement about my cool lunch people *robert walks over with some freaky looking food on his plate* dave: hey robert, what's up with your food?!? robert: hey dave, what's up with YOUR FACE *chris steals robert's points* These stories are HILARIOUS. That's not my nonsense statement..... This is: Gimme da BACON! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ES-335 Posted October 8, 2005 Share Posted October 8, 2005 I hate RUSH!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geds Posted October 8, 2005 Author Share Posted October 8, 2005 QUOTE (ES-335 @ Oct 7 2005, 09:37 PM) I hate RUSH!!! Me too! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TNT on PMS Posted October 8, 2005 Share Posted October 8, 2005 I'm a way better drummer than Neil Peart ! OH WAY WAY BETTER Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TNT on PMS Posted October 8, 2005 Share Posted October 8, 2005 80 percent of Neils drumming is dubbed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TNT on PMS Posted October 8, 2005 Share Posted October 8, 2005 I'm Neil Peart here typing to you now . . . . What would you like to say to me ? LMGDAO Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TNT on PMS Posted October 8, 2005 Share Posted October 8, 2005 I don't like this thread Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TNT on PMS Posted October 8, 2005 Share Posted October 8, 2005 I'm going to go over 9000 posts today in this thread Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TNT on PMS Posted October 8, 2005 Share Posted October 8, 2005 It's raining cats and dogs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TNT on PMS Posted October 8, 2005 Share Posted October 8, 2005 I'm swetting bullets Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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