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Hahaha!!! Complete Proof That This Forum Is Totally Fake. Been On Here For Ten Years. No One Gives A Shit!


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I just realized that I have been on here for ten years this month.

So many friends and enemies. So many "connections."

 

Yet ten years down the drain.

 

Makes perfect sense why I am grown oh so tired of this forum.

 

Forum Friends are Fake.

 

I always knew how fake this forum was.

 

If you don't jack off to RUSH every night you are nothing but a nit wit.

 

Farewell To Kings My Fair Weathered Friends!

 

Signed,

 

JOHNNY LYDON

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I just realized that I have been on here for ten years this month.

So many friends and enemies. So many "connections."

 

Yet ten years down the drain.

 

Makes perfect sense why I am grown oh so tired of this forum.

 

Forum Friends are Fake.

 

I always knew how fake this forum was.

 

If you don't jack off to RUSH every night you are nothing but a nit wit.

 

Farewell To Kings My Fair Weathered Friends!

 

Signed,

 

JOHNNY LYDON

Well, I only jack off to Rush every OTHER night so I guess that makes me a half wit.

 

And the weather isn't fair here currently. It's grey and pissing down with 80% humidity. Yet I'm here. And there.

 

I'm inhuman but I don't think I'd necessarily be considered fake. Guess it depends who you ask.

 

And then there's the legit answer: I'm always on here on my cell phone and I use the cell phone version of this site which means I don't see announcements. I have to press that button that says "full version" in order to see all the birthdays, announcements, and whatnots. And the only time I press "full version" is when I make a poll because apparently you can't make a poll on your cell phone unless you press that "full version" button. Catch the mystery. Catch the drift.

 

And that's my proof mofo!

 

Happy 10 Years of Misery! :cheers:

 

And here's to another 10 of not giving a shit! :cheers:

 

:blaze:

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They removed the join date from the personal info by the avatar so unless you have a spreadsheet or are constantly clicking on people's profiles I'm not sure how anyone besides the admin would know.
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You should have been around here 11 years ago. People gave a shit about each other back then. We stopped when you joined.
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While on the subject fakes, and Johnny Lydon, the Sex Pistols - esp Lydon - were some of the biggest fakes ever

 

Johnny Rotten and Sid Vicious were bigger posers than Brett Michaels and CC DeVille

 

I mean, WTF ?? .. He walks into Malcolm McClaren's trendy little clothing boutique and Malcolm has him mime to an Alice Cooper song .. and BOOM, there's your punk icon

 

f**k Johhny Lydon - pussy

 

 

Long live Stiv Bators

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And here we all are: http://myfigurecollection.net/profile/neo_valkyrie/sign.png

Aren't those the images that Mr. Not jacks off to?

 

How would you know? Are you there when he's doing it??

He said so.

 

:blah: Over to you, Mr. Not. Is this true?http://i.imgur.com/jlhaWDk.jpg

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Are you gone yet? :o :smash: :16ton: :eyeroll: :hi: :blink:

 

http://i81.photobucket.com/albums/j223/OldRUSHfan/Banana%20World/bondage%20banana.gif

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And here we all are: http://myfigurecollection.net/profile/neo_valkyrie/sign.png

Aren't those the images that Mr. Not jacks off to?

 

How would you know? Are you there when he's doing it??

He said so.

 

:blah: Over to you, Mr. Not. Is this true?http://i.imgur.com/jlhaWDk.jpg

Does that NOT look like a Mr. Not that would jack off to those animated characters?!

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Hi Johnny! And Earl too. What would we do without you to keep life interesting? You always give us the updates on current tours, whether it's Y &T or Van Halen. So I'm happy you have me as a friend, whether I'm fake or not. :) Here's wishing you Happy 10th Anniversary!!
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And here we all are: http://myfigurecollection.net/profile/neo_valkyrie/sign.png

Aren't those the images that Mr. Not jacks off to?

 

How would you know? Are you there when he's doing it??

He said so.

 

:blah: Over to you, Mr. Not. Is this true?http://i.imgur.com/jlhaWDk.jpg

Does that NOT look like a Mr. Not that would jack off to those animated characters?!

He probably jacks off to his fake picture.

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